It goes to Mr. Mom by Lonestar
Lost a battle, got beat bad.
Nurse Joy healed me, I was glad.
She said, Try and buy more potions and I hope to see you soon.
I looked at my Venonat,
Wish he could learn DoubleSlap
So he could have another move, and beat more Pokemon!
Well
Natty gets pwnd by the flyers
Man I wish his stats were higher.
Just got beat for the fifteenth time.
The dude had six, Arcanine
There's no way this battle's fair,
She used Charizard and Dragonair.
Been training all day long, and we still get beat by
Everyone!
Sludge Bomb, Psychic, Sunny Day.
Those TM's got thrown away.
I swear that Venonat is deaf,
That's seven commands wrong…
How much Smokescreen can he take?
We can't land our Captivate.
Half my money they will take
Man I want my mom!
Well
Natty doesn't like the fire
Still wish his stats were higher
Just got beat for the sixteenth time
Same guy with six, Arcanine
Houndour's Howl pierced the air,
If only Nat was Unaware.
Been training all day long, and we still get beat by
Everyone!
Before I lose another fight
If it means training all night
We must reach evolve time.
Cuz,
Natty's now himself a flyer
All his stats grew even higher.
Beat the Elite Four for the eighteenth time
And the six, Arcanine
Now that Natty is in the air
He can take me anywhere
Been training all night long
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Been training all night long, and now we can beat
Everyone!
Challenging trainers, gaining skills
Now there is nothing to it
Natty might be something you would steal,
But I advise you, not to do it.
Natty, you're my hero.