1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

373. Shoot the one who kicks you in the crotch... with a gun.

You won't be staying there for a long time
 
378

Slip things into people's shopping cart (Bonus points for putting things like tampons and condoms in XD) (More bonus points if you don't get caught, but that would ruin the fun of this fourm, so get caught)
 
379. Stick a kick me paper on your back and wait at the entrance until a ****** kid comes by (or adult, but then you're really an *******).

lol, censored...
 
381. Gain superpowers and then use them in an obvious way, destroying a part of the building.
 
387, bring a stereo and play the Pirates of the Caribbean theme while having a sword fight against someone with vegetables in the produce isle.
 
388: Throwing flash grenades at employees
 
390: Build a self booting contraption (Simpsons fans would see this when Mr Burns wants a new heir) and boot yourself out the door
 
391. Spray spray cheese all over items, screaming "Jesus told me!" the whole time.
 
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