1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[droomph]

372. Run around and tackle kick everyone's crotch

 

[Pumpking]

373. Shoot the one who kicks you in the crotch... with a gun.

You won't be staying there for a long time

 

[droomph]

374. Twist everyone's nips.

 

[Tails05]

375. Kick yourself just outside the front door

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

376. Play Rick Astley over the intercom.

 

[Outkin]

378

Slip things into people's shopping cart (Bonus points for putting things like tampons and condoms in XD) (More bonus points if you don't get caught, but that would ruin the fun of this fourm, so get caught)

 

[Pumpking]

379. Stick a kick me paper on your back and wait at the entrance until a ****** kid comes by (or adult, but then you're really an *******).

lol, censored...

 

[Pumpking]

381. Gain superpowers and then use them in an obvious way, destroying a part of the building.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

382. Run around the store in a superman costume complete with a cape and attempt to fly.

 

[droomph]

383. Start throwing monkey poop all over the place.

 

[Pumpking]

384. Run around with pepper spray and spray on everyone, especially the guards.

 

[TY]

385.

Peeing on their sale products...

 

[Pumpking]

386. Eat the food in the store without buying it

 

[Archenoth]

387, bring a stereo and play the Pirates of the Caribbean theme while having a sword fight against someone with vegetables in the produce isle.

 

[PokeLordAndrew]

388: Throwing flash grenades at employees

 

[Archenoth]

389: Moonwalk in place on top of one of the grocery belts the cashiers have.

 

[PokeLordAndrew]

390: Build a self booting contraption (Simpsons fans would see this when Mr Burns wants a new heir) and boot yourself out the door

 

[droomph]

391. Spray spray cheese all over items, screaming "Jesus told me!" the whole time.

 

[Tails05]

392.
Sell their stuff for lower prices inside the store and call it "market sharing"

 

[TY]

393.

Send out Heskey at all customers...