While following the maps directions you take a wrong turn and do not notice your mistake for 5days, after traveling all of that way you turn around and go back to your start point, continueing on your journey a car comes by and blows your map out of your hand taking you on a 3 year adventure getting a new map. You finally find a new map in Las Vegas where you meet Stew, Allan, and Phil who ask you to party with them, 10 roofies, 2days, 3tattoos, 1 monkey, 2 tigers, 7 strippers, 3 drunk marriages, 2 kidnappings, and a trade-off gone wrong, you finally find your missing finger and your map again. So starting back from the beginning of your journey you get to a crossroad, you decide to take the less frightening path. You get near the end of the map when a wild Stantler tackles you, after losing your ear you finally fight off the Stantler and continue on your journey. You find a sharp stick to keep with you as protection when, all of the sudden, a pidgey flies down at you. You knock the pidgey out by beating it with the stick and take its feathers as a reward. You later see a river, parched and scared you run up and take a drink from the water, it taste terrible so you look closer into the water and see a Muk sitting at the bottom, trying to be nice you dive in to save it and get held under until you faint. You wake up surrounded by hundreds of wild pokemon when you hear a Slowking announce "There is a human in our territory! Get rid of him!" scared you try to run, but you are stopped by a golem. The golem proceeds to use self destruct on you, but you dive into a ditto for safety. After the explosion you crawl out of the ditto covered in pink goo, you look at the, now deformed, ditto and apologize as you start running. You feel like you are almost safe when a group of Scyther jump in front of you. Now surrounded by razor sharp blades you decide to forfeit. The scyther show no mercy as the all hurl towards you using steel wing. Now your dead.