Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[gameplayer56]

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Wish granted, the machine was invented soon after the wish, but a malfunction happened when the Pokemon were being transfered. All 649 Pokemon made it through & derp Pokemon made it too, & as well every fakemon ever made.

I wish I could have two more wishes.

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but you used them to buy a Coca-Cola and Doritos.

I wish for a Clefairy.

 

[gameplayer56]

^But... I don't even like Doritos.
Anyways, wish granted, but the Clefairy misses his home, so he decides to make a spaceship. After it was completed, the Clefairy had gone home, without considering to take you to Pokemon Earth.

I wish that I could see the future, just to see if Pokemon will be there.

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but then someone punches your eyes out. Kind of ironic.

I wish Deoxys lived on Mars.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, Deoxys is now living on Mars & is waiting for someone to come & to take him back to PokeEarth, because he has nothing else to do except wait. & Its all because of a single wish.

I wish the company to make Pokemon games for the PsP so theres no need for anyone to hack their PsP, just to play it.

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but they all stink.

I wish for the Vanillite family to have strawberry counterparts.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, the strawberry counterpart was made, & the chances of ever finding them, is just 1%

I wish.... I had a map that led to the exact location of where the Pokemon species lives.

 

[Mattxy8]

Granted, but

Spoiler:

While following the maps directions you take a wrong turn and do not notice your mistake for 5days, after traveling all of that way you turn around and go back to your start point, continueing on your journey a car comes by and blows your map out of your hand taking you on a 3 year adventure getting a new map. You finally find a new map in Las Vegas where you meet Stew, Allan, and Phil who ask you to party with them, 10 roofies, 2days, 3tattoos, 1 monkey, 2 tigers, 7 strippers, 3 drunk marriages, 2 kidnappings, and a trade-off gone wrong, you finally find your missing finger and your map again. So starting back from the beginning of your journey you get to a crossroad, you decide to take the less frightening path. You get near the end of the map when a wild Stantler tackles you, after losing your ear you finally fight off the Stantler and continue on your journey. You find a sharp stick to keep with you as protection when, all of the sudden, a pidgey flies down at you. You knock the pidgey out by beating it with the stick and take its feathers as a reward. You later see a river, parched and scared you run up and take a drink from the water, it taste terrible so you look closer into the water and see a Muk sitting at the bottom, trying to be nice you dive in to save it and get held under until you faint. You wake up surrounded by hundreds of wild pokemon when you hear a Slowking announce "There is a human in our territory! Get rid of him!" scared you try to run, but you are stopped by a golem. The golem proceeds to use self destruct on you, but you dive into a ditto for safety. After the explosion you crawl out of the ditto covered in pink goo, you look at the, now deformed, ditto and apologize as you start running. You feel like you are almost safe when a group of Scyther jump in front of you. Now surrounded by razor sharp blades you decide to forfeit. The scyther show no mercy as the all hurl towards you using steel wing. Now your dead.

I wish to wake up with a Shiny Ditto in my pants pocket!

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, but shiny Ditto ran away after you took it out of your pocket.

I wish I could re-marry Latias.

Granted, but

Spoiler:

While following the maps directions you take a wrong turn and do not notice your mistake for 5days, after traveling all of that way you turn around and go back to your start point, continueing on your journey a car comes by and blows your map out of your hand taking you on a 3 year adventure getting a new map. You finally find a new map in Las Vegas where you meet Stew, Allan, and Phil who ask you to party with them, 10 roofies, 2days, 3tattoos, 1 monkey, 2 tigers, 7 strippers, 3 drunk marriages, 2 kidnappings, and a trade-off gone wrong, you finally find your missing finger and your map again. So starting back from the beginning of your journey you get to a crossroad, you decide to take the less frightening path. You get near the end of the map when a wild Stantler tackles you, after losing your ear you finally fight off the Stantler and continue on your journey. You find a sharp stick to keep with you as protection when, all of the sudden, a pidgey flies down at you. You knock the pidgey out by beating it with the stick and take its feathers as a reward. You later see a river, parched and scared you run up and take a drink from the water, it taste terrible so you look closer into the water and see a Muk sitting at the bottom, trying to be nice you dive in to save it and get held under until you faint. You wake up surrounded by hundreds of wild pokemon when you hear a Slowking announce "There is a human in our territory! Get rid of him!" scared you try to run, but you are stopped by a golem. The golem proceeds to use self destruct on you, but you dive into a ditto for safety. After the explosion you crawl out of the ditto covered in pink goo, you look at the, now deformed, ditto and apologize as you start running. You feel like you are almost safe when a group of Scyther jump in front of you. Now surrounded by razor sharp blades you decide to forfeit. The scyther show no mercy as the all hurl towards you using steel wing. Now your dead.

I wish to wake up with a Shiny Ditto in my pants pocket!

Check the spoiler.
I can probably guess where you got that. Also, this sounds like a creepypasta instead.

 

[smithtism]

^Props on reading that novel of a post.
Anyways, granted, but you wind up paying for the whole thing. And, hoo boy, it was NOT cheap.

I wish for a Yanmega.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, the Yanmega appeared in your backyard. You ran outside, excited, & just by seconds, your Yanmega flew away to who knows where.

I wish I could marry a female Serperior.

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but it's the same one from the top of the page.

I wish for a Skitty to jump into my lap.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, when the Skitty jumped on you, she started to hug you & then starting to run around in circles on the floor. About 10 minutes later, while you weren't noticing or noticed that the door was opened, she ran away.

I wish I knew what to wish & that I could remember what it was.

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but a random Drowzee hypnotized you and ate your memory of the wish. =/

I wish I could see a Lugia.

 

[deoxys121]

Granted, but you only see its silhouette in the sky, and then it disappears.

I wish Reshiram and Zekrom were actually realistically difficult to catch.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, when you wished that, Reshiram & Zekrom were now harder to catch, having a chance of 10% using a Ultra Ball on red health. You're now wishing that you never used your last two Masterballs.

I wish I always knew what Latias is thinking.

 

[Alternative]

Granted, but that Latias' thoughts only consist of butter and long hard-to-understand words.

I wish Farfetch'd held item was called 'leek' instead of 'stick'.

 

[Almondeyes]

Granted, but a hungry Snorlax ate them all.

I wish that I could be a pokemon trainer.

 

[deoxys121]

Granted, but you can only train unevolvable Magikarp.

I wish people would stop thinking it's "impossible to catch Mewtwo without a Master Ball" when it's actually not too hard.

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but everyone keeps using master balls anyway.

I wish for a pet Skitty.