txteclipse
The Last
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- Riverside
- Seen Aug 20, 2023
txteclipse: Back!
Latias: Finally! We were being crushed by a wall of text.
Kairn: Yeah! We were about to start making room with our swords! [Ren nods in agreement]
txteclipse: Seems I got here just in time. Now give me those. [takes swords]
Both boys: Hey!
Houndoom: [wakes up from one of his much-beloved naps and glares at everyone, flames curling around his jaws]
Everyone else: [backing away from Houndoom with nervous smiles] "We're done. You can sleep now."
[Houndoom goes back to sleep]
txteclipse: [tosses away swords, which narrowly miss some innocent bystanders] You'll get those back when I put you back into the Eon Chronicles. For now...just chill, alright? I'll steal some music from P_M_0 if it will make you feel better. [does so]
P_M_0 (from a long way off): Hey! That's mine!
Nadroj (also from a long way off): Who the heck was that?
Kairn: What kind of music is this?
txteclipse: It's trance. Tiesto, specifically: it's all P_M_0 had on him.
Latios: Oh...so...interesting...
Latias and Ren: Agreed...
[Everyone's innate sense to head-bob kicks in]
txteclipse: Latios, try to tone it down a bit. You're going to snap your neck.
Latios: I can't help it...
Latias: Finally! We were being crushed by a wall of text.
Kairn: Yeah! We were about to start making room with our swords! [Ren nods in agreement]
txteclipse: Seems I got here just in time. Now give me those. [takes swords]
Both boys: Hey!
Houndoom: [wakes up from one of his much-beloved naps and glares at everyone, flames curling around his jaws]
Everyone else: [backing away from Houndoom with nervous smiles] "We're done. You can sleep now."
[Houndoom goes back to sleep]
txteclipse: [tosses away swords, which narrowly miss some innocent bystanders] You'll get those back when I put you back into the Eon Chronicles. For now...just chill, alright? I'll steal some music from P_M_0 if it will make you feel better. [does so]
P_M_0 (from a long way off): Hey! That's mine!
Nadroj (also from a long way off): Who the heck was that?
Kairn: What kind of music is this?
txteclipse: It's trance. Tiesto, specifically: it's all P_M_0 had on him.
Latios: Oh...so...interesting...
Latias and Ren: Agreed...
[Everyone's innate sense to head-bob kicks in]
txteclipse: Latios, try to tone it down a bit. You're going to snap your neck.
Latios: I can't help it...