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This game confuses me so much... KEEP IT COMING. It seems like some historical war between clans who use mobile phones to communicate with their digimon?
This game confuses me so much... KEEP IT COMING. It seems like some historical war between clans who use mobile phones to communicate with their digimon?
I intend to! (On that note if people remember the original pre-imageshack era - I'm not far from being caught back up to that. Not bad imo!)
I think that is not a bad attempt to explain it. Historical war is right, just that they never specify how it actually started. :V But they aren't quite digimon, these creatures are a different kettle of... well, maybe not kettle of fish. Just a different kettle. =p
Oh my god this is hilarious haha. I actually remember having this game on a bootleg multicart I had as a kid, along with (real!) Pokémon Crystal and like 100 other things. Good times, that.
..tho idk how none of the language rubbed off on me.
Oh my god this is hilarious haha. I actually remember having this game on a bootleg multicart I had as a kid, along with (real!) Pokémon Crystal and like 100 other things. Good times, that.
..tho idk how none of the language rubbed off on me.
Hurrah for dodgy multicarts! They were the best things.
That's also probably for the best too. =p
Part Sixteen: Get [Toy] From [Badly named city]!
Or a fight that shows I should do some grinding.
Spoiler:
Let's get that [Toy] already.
No.
...Okay, yes, but not just to pass the time.
Yes, also to jump.
Good e-monsters best friends.
Truly a good reason to rejoice with a jump.
Punching the snake leader in the face seemed to work wonders!
Funny you should ask that! (Why is the question mark in the [tags?])
And why is toy capitalised?
So he has it! ...Maybe.
You mean there's more?
Well that was easy.
=|
Okay, let's think about this for a moment. All we need is a lousy toy to end a very long, and likely bloody, war. And this fellow doesn't want to give up his toy because he only has one.
No wonder you guys had the war in the first place!
What wait
*Sigh* Fine, let's get it over and done with.
Unfortunately... there's three things to note about the flaming bird here.
One - his superior level.
Two - he's far faster than anyone on my team, and has a far better attack than his prevolution.
Three - Only a two-on-one battle here.
I do have a pony though so let's try beating him without any grinding beforehand whatsoever!
'Sup.
Not as cool a move as Fly in the Pokemon games... but it's far more annoying. Any moves directed at him won't hit while he is flying, and he can come down at any time and attack straightaway. It's more annoying in multi-monster battles though.
He sure is.
So I guess I can only go for the boost-attack-option then.
Wait what?
Basically, this means my stat-boosting move failed, and I assume it's because KAOTES managed to stop it.
But how is that possible with a stat-boosting move, and especially when the opponent is flying far away at the moment? =/ Then again it could be just poor engrish yet again.
Well uh... as grind will also fail and RESUME is the healing move (pointless as I've taken no damage yet), I'll just go for ultra-super-mega-awesome move that takes a while to charge up. Hopefully KAOTES isn't flying when that is ready!
'e-magic' sure sounds fishy. Anyways, when that DP meter is fully charged up, the attack will fire.
Kinda impressive that Not-Sandslash survived that hit actually given the level difference and the type disadvantage.
Yay for dumb AI!
Type difference sure has a significant impact here.
What a mean game. =( I finally land a hit on a monster that can make two moves for every one I make and it calls me foolish.
Dang.
Naturally Awesome Pony dislikes this and so fires a missile at the bird.
And this is why the pony is awesome. Nonetheless I really should grind some more.
Yay.
\o/ About time!
No excuse to leave...actually, nevermind.
Why are you speaking like that, Bek? =/ And he IS bad. He wouldn't give up a measly toy to end an entire war!
Okay...
Time to go ALL THE WAY BACK.
That was quick. And did you have to say it like that? =/
On the snake?
Bek jumps anyway!
Why can't you do it?
-_-
Damn straight, Bek!
...More evolution stuff?
Yay for mutating creatures with items!
But it's not going to be tough at all. =/
Or is this what the bird head meant.
Sure have! Mmm... something.
Uh...
Hey, it's a fair question.
Only it seems Bek answers anyway. Which now makes me wonder if Bek was responsible for any part of the previous inane phone calls. =/
Time to delivery that darn [Toy]!
...On second thoughts, this IS a pretty neat gizmo...
...Fine.
Good.
Why would I show it to them? I'll just go use it myself. >:]
Yay for being friends and jumping, as opposed to fighting over nothing!
...That was quick - they replaced one of the snake guards with a bird already!
Opinions sure change quickly.
...okay...
Wait, what? Uh...
I sure hope that's another Engrish/poor translation thing there...
But who are you guarding it from then...?
I also sure hope you didn't go and declare war on another species. =\
okay.
Yes, a keen observation! Water makes snake LIVE! Water can HELP E-MONSTER!
But you're birds and snakes. You don't have arms.
I hope you don't aim to go and steal that toy. =/ And so much for showing you that key - no acknowledgement of that whatsoever. =(
...Do what?
You're welcome...? I think peace lowered everyone's ability to speak. =(
Again!?
Why is one of the options in the question!? And why are you calling me again!? You make me SO ANGRY!
You are a bother with your weird
spacing and ques
...
Yes, they are quite marvelo. One pretends to have items that he doesn't have and the other fights you for saying hello!
...
'Lol, what war? We've always been friends!'
I guess that ties up that loose end...? =/
...they sure have some strange love for that tree. =/
Part Seventeen: Attack of the Telemarketers!
Or more requests for help from lazy people.
Spoiler:
Okay, let's see what's on fire here.
Also this is the music for this place. It is alright, I think.
Who said that? ._. And...no, it clearly isn't.
Oh, it's you. Give more warning before your phone calls.
Bek is ever informative.
How did Sungki guess the place correctly, and know what's apparently going on the island?
Seems pretty peaceful to me...
Oh look, a...sheep thing is in distress.
Bek sure is picking up on the local lingo quickly.
Wait, who are 'they' and what do you mean about the e-wave?
Yes, just go the way you came from, Bek. Quickly, before they ask you for help!
Or... we could do that ourselves!
Fine. -_-
Productive!
Luckily Sungki calls and ends this exciting and radical attempt of Bek's at thinking.
'Well... it's very green!'
Remember, Sungki just called. This question without any context must be darn confusing.
No.
'And how much does it cost?'
No, you don't. Thanks for nothing, Sungki.
'It surely must exist so...go find it!' Sigh.
Bah, I told you to leave before they asked for help, Bek!
How boring.
What dispute? I don't see any disputing. Come, Not-Sandslash, let's go look.
So much disputing I mean just look!
Do what? But okay, I won't.
'Don't make trouble', he says, as he challenges me to a battle.
Luckily lone level 19 opponents are now pretty easy for us.
Oh, we do...
Anyways, you can beat up these rouge monsters all you want, but they just reappear when you come back so atm it's kinda pointless. =/
Instead, one should try the house!
Oh look, it's Miyor! The person Bek doesn't like much! I guess that's why he jumped straight away.
'Yep, nice to see the girl who told me to get more friends! Well, now I have a... well, a pink phone?'
Spacing!Missing
That's a good question actually. Why does Miyor suddenly have a house?
Uh...
Bek wisely decides to back away slowly. Although it comes off as a bit odd to do in the middle of this conversation...
Worth a shot I guess. I mean, given that we suddenly need to find such a e-monster and then suddenly bump into an old character, they must know something useful!
See? But how do you say 'Xinxi'...?
Of course, it begs the question - why didn't Miyor call this fellow up to save the day already anyways? =/
~!*one boring phone call later...*!~
Either Miyor began speaking in the middle of this after Bek started, or she talked to herself at the start. =/
And as quickly as the logic at the start of this game, she leaves.
That concludes this uneventful update! Before backtracking to Alice though we'll explore some more of Liz Island next time.
Part Eighteen: The Wonders of Liz Island!
Or some truly terrifying e-monster designs and stories.
Spoiler:
So last off, Miyor told us about their friend in Alice that could make the bad telemarketers go away.
Naturally, I choose to explore Liz Island instead.
Again with the consistent 'guies' spelling. And I wonder what sort of companies they have in this world...?
Oh no, level 19. Basically battling anyone here for now is a walk in the park.
They don't all resort to this I think, but it's the common expression for the angry e-monsters to use.
It can make factories!?
When I stop sightseeing.
Oh no!
...You just battled with me here! =(
Why must I do everything for everyone? =(
What are you trying to say!?
The woes of powerful companies. They have to put up with so much!
As opposed to saying 'You're not allowed here'.
Time to walk in the water surronding the island then as we can't go in the woods yet.
Oh, look, a...WAMITERA! Whatever it is.
Strange battle cry, but I did just that.
Makes it sound like Bek is writing these entries...
If you remember the telephone competition...we're next to where it was! In fact:
Selected part (sorta bottom left if you can see it) is the cursor on part of Liz Island with the water around it surronding the forest part we cannot yet access. Above is the first village with MUSA and to the left the second. Alice is all the way on the right with Palan next to it, and M-City Virginia is in-between it and Liz Island. (hurr hurr)
Basically - the world is arranged like a toddler's attempt at tetris.
How does one give an e-wave anyway? Is it like winning an internet?
Can I choose the revolvers we got earlier? =D
I guess it's a better attempt than the previous person's...
These villagers sure are confusing.
Gee, what a boring island!
The what?
What?
Oh. =(
OSIE's evolution! He lost weight.
Oh god he heard my comment didn't he.
Why would you even ask me about golf and no it will not help you much in losing weight.
I can imagine a player hitting the golf (not the golf ball, but EVERYTHING GOLF) into a hole, and the caddy exclaiming 'OK' in response. Or 'Difficul'.
OSIE...plays...golf?
What questionable thing will come from this!?
The question really is - is it better than what gets played on the radio!?
This is a question. (Yes/No)
I am interested in two things. One - what was the actual question in Japanese? Was it so inane? And secondly - why am I being told this
Uh...hey guys, meet another new e-monster!
Yay for strange new attacks.
Maybe that's why they are electric monsters...?
SDAJHASDHKSDPWQOI
JABBA THE HUTT TWO: ATTACK OF THE EVOLUTION
A most terrifying attack.
But not as terrifying as the appearance seriously why.
I wouldn't follow either.
A considerly less scary attack in which some...smoke-looking thing appears for half a second? Nonetheless, WAMITE (which is, by the way what I think they should have called the new Vegemite) dislikes it.
Should just charge GERLIN for assault! D=
That is pretty good too though.
NOOOOOOO
NOOOO THAT'S NOT THE NO BUTTON WHY DID I ACCEPT
...I am not making it up - he really did call me shortly after beating GERLIN. =/
DO YOU MEAN THEY HAVE CARS IN THIS STUPID WORLD
...
If ever there was a time when you could hang up a phone call in the middle of a conversation, now is it.
I could say the same thing about you, believe me.
Actually screw this I hate Liz Island now.
Next update we'll actually do the backtracking and do the stuff for Liz Island so we can get the hell away from Jabba the Hutt.
Another couple weeks, another update! And a minor point to mention along with this too! As some readers may know on some sites, this is not the first time I actually attempted this LP. Back then I had foolishly went with imageshack which then screwed me over by suddenly changing max number of images limits on accounts. [Photobucket and also dropbox are much better with this].
This part here is actually the point where I had gotten up to before that happened and I was forced to replace all the images to avoid them being removed on me. Onwards is all new content! \o/ Let's see if I can get to the end this time around.
Part Nineteen: Back to the sea!
Or some fun backtracking and abusing an item.
Spoiler:
Last time, we were escaping from a horrible thing and heading back to Alice to find some guy who can scare away e-waves or something. Palan is quick to get through so we'll just skip that...
Oh, hey, OSIE.
What...you mean fighting?
Oh hey I'm wondering about that too! I doubt answering these inane questions 'correctly' makes you bigger, so... let's go close. Because I can't get far away from any of you.
And whose fault is that, hmm? I suppose by close they mean closer in terms of friendship rather than physical distance though... oh dear, that's a horrid thought given what sort of creatures may try to come 'close'. -_-
At any rate, time to make use of the shops in this town! I'm already pretty underleveled and later on this will only be worse, so I might as well grind. However, there is a way to make grinding easier!
Step one: Obtain P-card.
Step two: talk to this person and do this [reform evolve] with P-card.
Step three: get exp and repeat once more!
And step four is to have a single battle, and you level up. 2 P-cards give you half the exp of your current level, making it an amazing item. So soon enough I get Kuribute to the 30s.
Yay for the long-charge move! You won't use it too often, unless you like overkill in random wild encounters and don't mind waiting a while, in which case you will use it very often.
Funny in the way that makes my brain bleed.
'No' is pretty funny.
'It' was funny? =/
Is everyone going to swear at me again? Let's find out!
...Nope. Huh.
What? isunderstanding not.
Well, at least none of you look like Gumi.
I guess they are sorry for their swearing, but why can't they apologise now? Afterwards what?
What sake are you talking about? The alcoholic drink? O_o
Useless? I... they still don't make sense seeing this is clearly not the case.
I'll just pretend you said the last two words and leave.
Yes. But hang on, how was he going to break it anyway? Chainsaw? His e-monster? Mashing his face into it?
Huh?
I think someone coded in the wrong dialogue. Or this one is just plain old cranky. =/
The sea still sucks let's leave already.
=/
Remember kids about the dangers of sexting!
YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE
Oh hey I think I found the guy we're looking for.
Seriously what kind of name is Jinxi anyways.
Bek refuses to answer and continues the conversation.
Something!
Well how does one treat a Jinxi anyways?
Yes, your power of standing in the corner will surely send everyone running!
Everyone talks funny?
Oh yeah, that rule. 'Resolve everything with fighting'.
NOOO THE BLACK SQUARES
WHY ARE YOU CALLED JINXI WHEN YOU ARE REALLY RANBRAGE
Note the high level. He's not very strong in attack, but he DOES have an attack with a high chance of paralysing in Needle, making him very hard for your team of mid-20s. That is, if you didn't abuse P-cards beforehand. Especially on a monster with a type advantage. >:]
Come, McBird! Observe a one-hit kill.
No no, you're not killed yet, Not-JINXI. Wait a moment!
Oh fine. You managed to make your super-duper attack stronger.
Now, wasn't that fun?
I already did!
Str for STRONG.
This text is pointless!
And then he disappears.
Hurrah for that though! Now we can go back to Liz Island in the next update.
Part Twenty-One: Hunt for the Master
Or bashing up a bunch of sheep and getting some ice cream.
Spoiler:
Luckily this isn't a difficult maze by any means, but we still need to go find this master.
Are you the master?
...I'll take that as a no.
Why did you move to the left side?
We're definitely going places in this conversation.
Maybe what?
Oh.
Not the sheep thing that was on the island, I might add. Or at least, I'm pretty sure this one isn't.
The level of it is at least comparable to Not-Sandslash, but it's still a simple battle.
I believe Bek is asking this, given the following dialogue. A fair question to ask of a talking fighting ram with a tiny hat.
We want money.
Oh. =(
Can't make what? Money?
Hmm, maybe he has money.
'It' was there? =/
Oh.
What the game doesn't tell you is that you need to find two more of these guys to be able to find out where the master is. Nothing exciting happened between the first and second encounters, so:
Maybe for Engrish training.
I never really get why Bek is so eager to make new friends Maybe he likes violence, given that making friends usually involves bashing them up.
More than ten seconds? Dang.
'
These WARATA are not very good at making calls, given nobody ever comes to help them in the fight. Some training they do.
=|
Dang those lying sheep.
NO.
Well, I did find the tree gate to the next place. So that's something.
And thus we encounter KESI's evolution: ICECREAM
Now in the delicious cancer variety!
I bet you never had your ice cream Miao at you.
It's the ice cream that bites back!
This game. It has things like this. Idk what the pirates were thinking in using that as a name for a monster.
But I don't think there's many other monsters that fit the name so well though. ;p
OSIE meanwhile has a much nicer looking evolution, and a less edible name!
OSIE also lost a fair bit of weight. Good on him!
...No.
Sadly, this heralds the start of a lot of phone calls while I try to find other monsters.
Well, you still could use some weightwatchers. >:[ And I am not, you are calling me! And yet, the correct answer (at least for getting FD) is Yes...
Everyone? Gosh, I hope not, especially considering how many things I hate.
Damn.
I'll opt for Why?, as in Why are you saying this to me? (Also not a question to begin with!)
I don't think I want to know about this story, really. =(
This has nothing to do with anything, PUNIKA! =(
Oh?
Huh.
Well, you can't do anything about this guy, but we've seen him in a few places already. Hmm.
Guess we better meet the third sheep guy then.
Oh great, another guy who is quick to jump to conclusions.
Bek, that is not nearly enough words to say what you wanted to.
Somehow the sheep gets that out of what Bek said. =/
???
Of course.
There, happy?
I don't like the sound of that. =/
Somehow I don't think ET would be out of place here.
*facepalm*
It was a glorious battle. Several telemarketers lay still on the sands of Liz Island.
We were already there!
Ok.
Well, Bek, are you going to say thanks?
I guess not. Anyways we found the master, and he looks fat. We also got a call from RANBRAGE.
No they weren't, quit telling fibs.
Stupid RANBRAGE. Anyways, sorry to keep you waiting, Mr Master.
As in, this very spot you are standing on. And maybe a step to the right as well. Yeah.
Your money!
Well, everyone likes to make friend, Bek. But not everyone can have friend and money.
You have to be qualified for these things now?
In other words: 'I don't care if you are old, FIGHT ME! I'll MAKE you be my friend!'
I don't really like how he talks. =/
BANGUPAL
Even as a kid this whole arc felt out of place. Sure, you could say the same of the whole game, but for some reason this part was especially so. The 2nd half of Liz Island is 'find this master guy and be his friend', and he's not even that good. RANBRAGE was two updates back and two levels higher!
He can just have the regular battle theme, even.
erties! Also sky type. Weird looking owl.
Sums up WAMITE, I suppose.
Armory gets the type advantage here, so why not. So polite!
Sure, that's a lot of health...
But we do half of that on him despite the type disadvantage, and that's a bigger fraction of his health.
And then he crits Not-Sandslash. Spoke too soon! :V
But this battle is still rather simple...
Now we get a critical hit our way, for instance.
And ARMORY would have probably killed him anyway.
But you're good at hiding! We had to beat up three sheep to be able to notice you!
Not-Sandslash is currently flexing his muscles.
MagMon! Whatever that means.
All the tuber.
But we already have too many! =(
Did he just talk to the door...?
Oh? Is it the power to go home?
I... think I can?
Or are these the powers?
And then he disappears. Let's never use him! \o/
But he did give us some useful powers. Although how he did that is beyond me. Maybe he made Bek buff.
Remember those treasure chests from previous towns? We can access them now! But we'll bother with that some other time. Items aren't really important to progress in this game anyways save for the grinding sort.
Onwards to the next place!
That sure is a name to call your lake. Let's explore it next update.
I suppose it has an alright design. Around here the designs probably start to improve in general some more, and maybe even resemble a few gen 5 Pokemon here and there.
Given no direction? Oh boy, this'll really sure up later on too. But there'll be some vague forms of a more general plot to emerge too, but this doesn't help knowing what to do next in the game half the time.
Part Twenty-Two: Let's go fishing!
Or getting confused by RESEARCH and doctors.
Spoiler:
Let's go see this oddly named lake.
Palan got a new theme, as did Liz Island, so we should get a new tune, right...?
Nope, back to the standard overworld theme! We will get a different tune later, but this is the theme for the update.
Considering we've seen no lakes of note before, I suppose we'll take his word for it.
Granted, this is the second square of the area we've seen (third if we count the tree), but that's a hell of a lake right there. =p
Also yay a forced phone call.
A lake.
And Sungki is not easily impressed!
What is with everyone and wanting to fish the moment they see a body of water?
A logical conclusion.
Don't ask Bek, he just knows about baseball and Peach Boy.
Alright, that's an acceptable amount of water, and I suppose that's the antenna tree door too. But unlike the sea we can't actually go walking through water. =/ Talk about a lame power!
What was the point of this map design? @_@ (Answer - seemingly none).
The people around here like sitting in corners.
A star thing! Let's hit it.
It's a good idea to recruit some 'friends' around here given everything else takes three turns minimum to reach you!
Yay type advantage.
That doesn't sound like a good dex entry...
What persons who came in?
That's slightly more informative, I suppose. Guess we should check them out after some more exploring.
Oh, one of these guys again! Useful to get, but sadly this one did not give us their number.
And then this one appears. Another evolution of a monster seen all the way back in Tulunk.
And he's friendly!
And very good at hiding, apparently.
What are you doing in the corner there?
Biology is an interesting choice of words there. Useable, but strange for speech. I suppose that's the mystery of this place - strange thing in the lake, and some guys are scared of it.
And some guys just want to be on TV.
Another evolution! This place is full of them.
A straightforward entry here. That's enough of getting friends as backup - time to see a guy with a unique sprite.
He's just chilling.
First time of...what exactly? =/
Can't you see, Bek? He's being a plot relevant character.
Looked more like you were just staring at the lake, really.
The quest of friendship! Given we have pages upon pages of phone numbers, I'd have thought that we've already done enough of that, but clearly not.
No.
For goodness sake, Bek, don't encourage him! He's called DR BRAG, after all.
Nope.
A good question.
So basically it's Telefang's version of a legendary Pokemon. Just supernal. Meanwhile Dr. Brag turned his back on us.
Well, we found a fat master of the island, but I don't think that's quite it.
So Bek has heard of it before, or not? Abuh.
Come now, you can't just give us this conversation for no reason. We're going to bump into one of these supernal things sooner or later.
No.
I like how he didn't wait for an answer from Bek.
Wait, did you say that?
Bek, are you being brainwashed? =|
I don't like how Bek was talked into this helping thing. Again. =|
The doctor then goes up. Let's follow him!
Hey, where did he go?
Good question, random NPC!
Dang. Well, we did hear about some guy running away back on the left side of the lake, so he's probably the same person as what Dr. BRAG mentioned. Might as well go there.
This happened on the way there!
Found him!
That's a casual way to begin a conversation.
RESEARCH? Oh dear, the game's assigning names before it should, or maybe when it shouldn't...
That's an interesting reaction...
...As is that.
Well, at least this plot development is a bit better than the attack of the telemarketers.
SANARBA?
If you cast your minds back to Kelina Village, you'll recall an NPC explaining this. They were into pharmacy! What a useful detail.
Wait, what?
Woah what no you are a person. Called RESEARCH, apparently. Uh.
So basically, we've got an escaped scientist working for another, who is saying they are an e-monster created by their boss. Who treats e-monsters like draught animals.
Okay.
Well, maybe the dock will make more sense.
Well, are you going to say anything else, Mr OCTOBRE RESEARCH man?
Okay, I suppose.
...
Let's just go.
Oh look it's the doctor. Let's ask him-
So the crazy guy was right?
Huh. How about that.
Sadly that earlier line is surely a mistranslation on the translator's side, and if anything is a line that shouldn't even be in the game. (Maybe something to that effect was unused text in the game though, and they just shoved it here?) All this does is just make things confusing. Or more so, given how this game has gone so far.
Ha, ha, ha, ha! Why is this funny?
This OCTOBRE jumps and then disappears back into the water.
Who are you talking to?
No, seriously, why are you monologuing loudly at the lake?
Oh wait.
Do something, Bek and Not-Sandslash!
Nicely done. Hurrah for the convenient tree!
I'm not really sure if Bek is speaking here, but let's just go with it.
This screenshot is not a bad sum up of how confusing that sequence was.
Palsy by sticks!
Well, I suppose something weird is up. Let's check it out.
Part Twenty-Three: Infiltrating the lab!
Or forgetting this place has to do with lakes.
Spoiler:
Time to check out a lab with creepy statues! Standard fare I suppose.
I think the theme here is pretty decent in setting up the mood for the location!
Hi there, bookcases and person.
He's a jumpy sort, but I guess you can say that of everyone here.
He's also of a battling sort.
I love this sprite. RESEARCH clearly wants to party down in the lab.
This sprite however I hate. Meet one of the more annoying e-monsters in the game!
It's not that it's strong or anything. It's just one move it knows that makes it annoying. You'll see in a bit.
This first fight is just a 2-on-2, so it does help to recruit someone from outside the lab, as I did here. Of course, RESEARCH has two SHERSTLA.
Well, SHERSTLA is doing a good job at that, I suppose. The starfish isn't the most defensively built monster though.
Which one is which!?
Well, now I can tell the difference between the two of them. One is horribly hurt!
Ah, here it is.
Yes, that thing did just flied in the sky. What's weird about that? :V
But what's special about this? Well, it's like the move Fly in the Pokémon games - you can't hit them while they are in the sky (even if they are inside a building). Which is annoying if say they are the only remaining enemy - when it's your turn you can't land a hit. Fly isn't a damaging move either - they'll just return when it finishes (and it can last multiple turns!) and do a different attack. Or Fly again.
And when there's two of them...
Luckily:
Somehow Not-Sandslash stops this one.
And our starfish finishes it off.
At least Not-Sandslash has a non-attacking move while we wait...
Trading blows...
...And smashing for good measure.
EXP boost for fighting RESEARCH!
And now I have an annoying monster on my side! But it's not very fun annoying the CPU. =/ Oh well. The last monster we knock out is the one that gives their number in these battles, but here it didn't matter given they were the same.
These scientists don't take losing well. Or maybe it's a side effect of being near water?
I like how the dex tries to offer an explanation for it knowing how to fly. Oh well, onwards!
Remember how the Master of the Island gave us those powers? He must have known that we'd encounter terrible and difficult puzzles that'd require said powers to overcome them!
However will we solve it!?
Oh.
C'mon, this isn't even a puzzle.
Or maybe it was a trap.
...Okay.
Ma-gun stands for machine gun.
Wait, what?
Bek celebrates this finding by demonstrating his other power - throwing vases.
And then we encounter this guy.
He's a decent one to recruit if you're not using Not-Sandslash, I suppose.
Yes, I do see.
Pow.
An apt description for how it attacks.
Oh look, a guy higher up guarding treasure. Let's work our way there.
No, I just want the treasure.
Bek doesn't have a license.
Work hard. Play hard.
For some reason this particular message of BANDAs is amusing.
Such friendly opponents.
Contrary to the dex entry for it, it doesn't spin about to fly.
Not-Sandslash decides to take it out on the non-flying foe.
It doesn't even pose much of a threat considering in usual circumstances it's down in two hits. But then Not-Sandslash is a touch overlevelled for this area.
RIKORIS however is just all kinds of unimpressive.
HIT. A great attack name.
Combo victory!
Yay, more of these! @_@
It's the sea all over again.
Not another swearing scientist!
So he changed?
That's not an answer. >:[
This guy is a side evolution of ARMORY.
And he has this guy too.
Not a bad attack!
Oh wait.
BAIBU though manages to dodge a hit.
And then fails to hit itself.
BANDA shows us how it's done.
BANDA is certainly more frail than Not-Sandslash, given this wasn't a critical hit.
That one however was.
Yay, all the stat boosts.
:V
Not quite the right wording, but at least they tried.
Another wild monster, just running about in the lab. Does seem well-maintained to me.
They're not very polite, I have to say.
The most inspiring of dex entries.
Well, at least he said please.
And then we meet the melted version of Jabba.
A 3-on-3 battle here!
They're not very dangerous, but still this battle can be a trouble if you don't have a plan or an overlevelled monster.
Oh boy
Sure, it does rather little damage. But it's a melted Jabba spewing on you. =(
TAMPALA shows how unthreatening it is. It has a type advantage here.
PHANEL isn't too shabby on its own.
This is one of the more annoying parts this battle can throw up - status.
It cured the next turn for BANDA, but note that it takes up the whole turn.
Luckily that's only one of two troublesome parts of this battle.
\o/
It's not even a damaging attack and it was stopped.
This is the other annoying part. Status all round for BANDA!
PHANEL doesn't need telling to know what it should hit.
Really unimpressive.
So Not-Sandslash puts it out of its misery.
Great, it just became a sitting duck! Or a sitting melted duck. I'm not sure.
So close!
So not close.
Ew.
Oh, we do.
It has a bomb!?
This piece of news disturbs me greatly.
That RESEARCH sure can jump!
'person who barged in' is a popular phrase of this game, by the way.
This guy has crabs. :V
And a killer pony!
Let's get the pony's number!
Not today, we're overlevelled. Or at least Not-Sandslash is.
Banda is actually doing more damage than the pony.
On the flip side, it's faster than it. But in the end:
Aw yeah.
Maybe it's an advertisement? It could be for a company called ****, and they sponsored this lab and brainwashed the sea monsters.
Makes as much sense as this game after all. We just found a missile lying about in a lab.
Yeah, if only we could use such items ourselves. =(
More of these guys!
??? I have no idea what that means, but I do know this guy has another melted Jabba. Which means:
:V
Always a fun move. Let's see what sort of a defence it can put up!
Okay.
Someone's angry today.
And by someone, I mean everyone here.
Maybe that's why they're so grumpy. Stuck in a lab, guarding against intruders and roaming monkeys and demons. Oh my.
Really, overall this section is oddly easy. Then again Liz Island was too... I suppose it's just a darn easy part of the game, if you discount RAMBRAGE.
Everyone's helping!
What is with these rooms?
Sure, okay.
And what is a starfish doing in a lab anyways?
BANDA cares not for logistic, he just cares for levels. Sadly he doesn't gain any SP (speed), as that's something that is rather lacking. =/
Boredom?
This guy has two DORIA. The battle isn't very interesting though.
Yay more friends.
Nay more swears.
This room here is curious. Nearly every other guard will challenge you to a battle if you get too close, but these require being talked to.
Took you long enough to realise Bek was not a party-hard RESEARCH.
The other curious thing is that these are 2-on-3 battles.
Not-Sandslash however is very quick to level up the score.
And really, I'm lucking out here on what is normally a tougher battle. But then I never kept Not-Sandslash in my party up to here.
I should keep a counter or something.
These things at the bottom of the stairs are... more stairs, perhaps. They act as a form of one-way barricade...
...but not in this instance, as you can still walk around them. I do not know why there are here.
Do they include the wild monkeys?
Oh, of course.
I like this part of the killer pony. Healing for all!
Rude. =(
Two pony fight! But these are low levelled and not worth using. =/
So we'll just beat them up instead.
Did we need to be more overlevelled? I think we did.
No u
Does this mean the roaming monkeys, demons AND starfish are not strangers?
Killer Pony dislikes e-magic.
REALLY dislikes.
Not a bad level there. Note that Not-Sandslash is sitting on level 38.
A Mo-Gun.
One wonders what weapons we'll continue to find. But that'll have to wait for the next update!
Part Twenty-Four: Doctor's Orders
Or encountering the first really over-levelled boss.
Spoiler:
Who leaves guns lying around in their lab anyway? I mean, really. I guess they don't have any safety regulations around here.
Bah.
No, and I'm glad for it.
I won't question your judgement on this, SIGERA.
I'll deal with you later.
I wonder if he shouts this at the wild monsters too. Or are they his friends?
BUBARIA are nothing much to talk about, really. They have some bulk, but...
Nothing Not-Sandslash can't handle.
No, BUBARIA, those are cobras.
You are a crab.
That face isn't even intimidating.
Well put, good sir.
Hopping down the staircase things! And that's all they're good for. Like one-way ledges, I suppose.
A-gun, or just a gun? You decide.
Oh my, sorry, uh
You might want to clean that up.
Now now, don't go blaming me. There wasn't a door and this isn't a bathroom!
Thanks.
What are you doing here? Hiding from the guy above?
I don't know, would he?
Gosh, sorry.
The R is for ridiculous.
Another puzzle!
Gee, I wonder.
Right, got rid of him and now we're placing the last crate...
Gosh, that's rude of you, Not-Sandslash! :o
The trickiest of puzzles. The random jar is there to add to the sheer madness of it all.
Oh.
I think we have a disgruntled employee here.
I'm sensing a recurring theme here.
Oh, something that's not a gun! Although one can't be too sure about these things.
And after that detour, we're back on track. The statues help!
What?
Guess someone has to file the paperwork.
Yay!
Nay. >:[
The puzzles are still dead easy.
Oh yeah, I remember you from the start of this update. How sneaky.
No.
There's no kill quite like overkill. ~
Yay again!
Nay again!
Let's try down first.
Aha, more... 'treasure'.
Good guess.
Really, this is the highlight of that battle.
What guns will we get this time!?
Just a regular gun? Oh.
That doesn't have Gun in the name!
Oi! Where are my [Letter]-guns?
Oh good, I'm going there right now.
-_-
Yes, this must be the place. More statues than usual.
Almost as cool as using the force. Let's go, Bek.
Uh
We came all this way to find an empty room save for more statues?
Not even a lab table or something.
!?
Oh, there you are. Couldn't see you under all those text boxes. You know how it is.
The moment of truth-wait, we already know the answer.
That's not very funny.
Sounds simple enough when you say it like that.
Uh-oh.
...?
AAAAAA where did it come from
No. >:[
There are two things to take notice of here. The first is that we're fighting an oversized pink elephant-octopus thing.
The second is that it's level 50, a good 11 levels over our already over-levelled Not-Sandslash!
Pistol and Horn luckily are not great attacks, although G-SEA is pretty cool looking for the charge-up attack. But that level difference can be a big challenge.
Luckily we have two type advantages. :V
Let's do this.
This is why BANDA is useful here. That's still a decent chunk of HP though.
This however is fantastic. =D
It's pretty fast for an e-monster given the level difference, so one must be careful. That's where killer pony comes in.
Ah, one of my favourite status effects to use.
Yes, we can see.
This battle is going very well, but it helps that I know how to play the game and actually stuck with the starter who has a type advantage here. I suspect the next area's boss will be decent too.
That was quick.
Whoops.
\o/
Jump all you like, you lost!
Sorry to disappoint you there.
Yeah, like Not-Sandslash, I suppose! And it's not okay if they are Jabba the Hutt!
Aww.
Oh yeah, you're still there. Funny, that, usually defeated e-monsters disappear.
Bek just stands around like a douche who just broke into someone's lab, took all the guns inside and beat up a giant elephant sea monster.
He was your friend in the first place?
Will the thing forgive the doctor!?
Meanwhile Sungki decides to interrupt this moving moment.
Can't touch this ~
So casual there, Bek.
No.
I think we know Bek is going to say yes though.
Gotta go fast.
Which key? The one we already used?
Then the doctor speaks.
Okay...?
Where did that name come from?
No seriously, game, why does he have a name now?
STOP IGNORING MY QUESTIONS
Oh well let's see if anybody noticed.
No TV moment for you!
These people really wanted to be on TV, didn't they?
And then BANDA bothers to get an increase in speed. Bit late there, monkey.
I'm wondering what the doctor did exactly to his supposed friend, and why we just let him off the hook there and why we only now know his name.
Uh-oh.
'He has the cleanliness' is one of my favourite quotes now. And no, OSIE, we're not giving you any of our guns.
You're welcome, I suppose.
Oh, is this how we're going to get to the next antenna tree?
Time for an acid trip again.
How does this even work!?
Oh well, we're here now. I suppose we'll explore this village in the next update.
Part Twenty-Five: Knock Knock
Or walking about trying to find someone sane.
Spoiler:
Right, what sort of crazies will we encounter next?
Huh, just buildings to greet us.
Another overworld-theme town. Nothing special about it then I guess in that sense.
...You have a house, Not-Sandslash?
Or wait, does this one just belong to another one? It's locked and none of our [KEYS] work.
He has a house too?
Okay, odd information about houses which we can't enter at all. Okay.
Well, there's a shop. And grass.
And this thing again.
Interestingly, for our first fight we have a bunch of monsters who can show up straightaway!
Of course, 3-1 battles are darn easy in this circumstance, and there's really not much besides this e-monster in this area.
But here, we can see Bansis Village is right next to Liz Island. Although it seems the water, lack of direct antenna tree and barrier between there and here doesn't stop the e-monsters much. Not that great a system.
The shop is fine, although maybe not in the sense of its products.
A blender for what, exactly?
I don't think it's called that.
That's exactly what I want to have.
Is it even a song? Or maybe it's what you guys listen to. I'll take your word for it.
Whose grandpa?
Oh, there was this really old clock It sat next to grandpa's spare sock~
Oh hey, tiny hat ram reappeared! They're wild here.
Excellent! There's a rather interesting dex entry for this, although I'm not sure interesting is quite the word I'm looking for...
Who even came up with this, and how? ...Actually, I probably don't want to know.
Who needs insta-growing grass?
Well this is an odd feature in the middle of town.
Nothing to see here, it seems.
Oh, one of these buildings. We saw one back in Kelina. It somehow has a tree inside it
Of course. Wonder what's in there.
It smells like egg inside.
This might actually be the antenna tree door. Guess we need plot to open it up.
Oh hey, that douche!
I'll note that there was actually a reason in me getting all these screenshots.
Oh look, a green thing in the corner! But let's check these houses first.
Whelp, all locked.
It's alive!
...Not-Sandslash, why is this the only thing we've seen here besides the shopkeepers?
Couldn't you have asked that a few times earlier in these game, Bek? I can think of a few examples...
Besides the shopkeepers, that is. Not very fond of Moving, really.
Did the engrish overcome them?
Honestly Bek why do you keep doing this to yourself?
Seems normal to me so far.
Wait what
Bek the hero to the plot as always.
Well, we were already there, and there wasn't anything interesting.
That won't stop us checking again though!
A for effort right there.
Well... he is a good hider, I'll give him that.
Oh.
...How did you hear that, and why do you call it sth.?
That was the entire phone call, by the way. No questions, or details, or concern. Just 'I heard some stuff is going on over there!' I suppose it's the game's way to tell you where to go if you (somehow) get lost, but...
Well, still nothing...
...?
Bek isn't a bug. >:[ Not-Sandslash... well, who knows?
'Sup.
Bek gets right to the point.
So I guess this guy is the kidnapper. Okay.
Stompy mc stomp stomp.
Not a bad idea, Bek. Cutting to the chase to the boss battle there.
Oh. Can... you do that?
What?
What what?
Hey where did you go
What did that mean?
Go...here, without the bridge? Order?
I need a drink.
KESI are you home and do you have any drinkable and safe liquids
AAAAAAAAAA
How did we get here-
Wrong again? What? I wasn't wrong before.
Why did poking KESI's house teleport us here?
Well... maybe we should try what you said. You mentioned GUMI's house first... stupid Jabba line.
How did we suddenly end up here? Why are we in front of...
...yeah, that guy's house.
waaaaaaaaah
=|
Now to explain what's happening! This is a badly worded puzzle in which you need to end up in the middle of this water feature, which can be done by visiting houses in the correct order. Talking to a house teleports you... somehow.
I have no idea why or how, and this really stumped me as a kid. In part because I didn't write down what he said about an order. This part also has a curious effect in that the more often you screw up the faster this kidnapper appears to say you screwed up.
Luckily emulators allow for screenshots! So this puzzle is much easier thank to them serving as notes. And so:
Well that was fun. -_-
We made it!
But...
...we just did. =|
What? Why not? First we can't fight, and then after this stupid puzzle you won't do this anyway? You suck, kidnapper thing.
Yes, what I said, Bek.
Oh. Okay then, I guess?
Wait what now
Another teleportation sequence. Great. -_-
And now we're suddenly here. @_@ Why? I don't see any villagers.
Where are we, Not-Sandslash?
Oh, here. Okay then- how did we get from the island to inside this building?
Oh boy.
HITODE you are not helping why would you ask this
I'm not cheating any exam, unless this exam is one on my remaining sanity. In that case I need all the help I can get.
Talking starfish are terrible helpers.
Alright, what is all this about?
This tune comes up again too. That's promising.
Oh, of course. Should have been obvious - teleportation continues to be the theme.
Oh, so you're not a guard or something. Are you kidnapped? If so, why are you just wandering around here.
More teleportation panels!
That's a good question, actually. What is the motive of this kidnapper? He just laughed a lot and refused to fight.
Oh fun. Options.
More fun - a guard! Let's beat him up next time, in I-can't-believe-it's-not-warp-mazes.
Part Twenty-Six: So I heard you like warp mazes
Or finding out how dumb the villagers are.
Spoiler:
Alright, greeny, let's see if you want to fight us.
Fitting music continues to play!
Oh.
I didn't screencap the battle, because it was the same as a regular wild one - dead easy. =/
There was this though.
These guys don't usually jump at you if you get too close like the RESEARCH guys too.
Pity I can't just throw it...
Well you're doing a bang-up job!
These guys are here too, but again, Not-Sandslash outlevels them easily.
Alphabet fun with WARATA!
Oh. How annoying.
Silly WARATA. For those who forgot, 'attacked freely' means they attack automatically whatever opponent is showing up, regardless of what said opponent is doing.
Well that was effective.
...
Well put.
There are phones around the place, but you can't actually use them. Although everyone should have their own phones anyway...
Hmm.
These guards are terrible.
You are so bad at this I am just going to beat you up as punishment.
That was easy.
!
I think this is an easy choice.
Oooh, what is he going to look like now...?
SupMon! Now with a touch more height, that armour deal, and...
...and the same name as his first stage evolution.
What.
Believe me, I'm remembering it all too well.
I hope you don't go about trying to learn Fly, Not-Sandslash.
Oh hey, you!
RODANSA proceeded to use Dust.
I hate Dust when I can't use it but my opponents can. That takes up my turn!
'You come here!' 'No, you come!'
Ouch.
RODANSA can be pretty darn frail.
This is getting a touch annoying though - hard to hit this guy.
Especially now...
Let's look at Not-Sandslash's moves in the meantime. Assault and Crusader are pretty strong, and the others are the same as before.
What exactly is charging, anyway? What is e-magic? Or do I not want to know?
Not bad considering we're twice evolved and he's not (albeit RODANSA has the type advantage).
And he's being quick now!
Oh well, that taught him. I like how this wild e-monster battle was far harder than the battles with the guards.
This could be tougher yet.
So why would I give a dog-like beast a saw...? Because he has a friend?
I don't get your idea of friendship, e-monster world. According to you, friends beat each other up, harass them on the phone to buy them bombs, and then buy each other items they have no way to use.
Oh look a not-guard.
So you are just going to stand there? Sheesh.
...
The villager could have just used the warp panel to the right and walked straight down and he would be free.
Why
Go away.
Not there.
Gasp! A smart guard!?
He has a name?
A look at what, exactly?
Oh.
WARATA reacts well with that.
Hmm.
Oh hey, something that was useful!
This isn't useful.
Well, at least he said please...?
Oh hey we got one of these guys. Yay.
The excitement of the maze continues!
Well, you see...
...it's right there. =|
I guess two brain cells is better than one.
That doesn't quite make sense...
Are you protecting anything important?
VIP?
...There's no VIP here. >:[
The heck is this VIP? Very Important Point?
Looks more like a bow to me, if you can see past the sparkles.
That's one letter away from NIGERIA.
What.
We can't end this update now. Stop trying to break the fourth wall!
...No? I guess?
I'm not sure at all.
This is now one of my favourite lines in the game. Especially as it can be read as her being boring is why she got kidnapped.
Another green thing!
Great, even the guards don't know the way.
Maybe that's why they're so angry.
...And just standing in corners.
What 'guies'?
That's unfortunate.
Keep doing that, Not-Sandslash.
And suddenly I stumble on the end! But I don't want to go here yet as I'm pretty sure there's still some places to explore first. But at least I know where to go.
...release? Oh dear.
Everybody's gotta go~
What is a jet doing here anyway!?
Nothing but a broken phone here!
~Places~
Yes.
Okay.
Well, they actually acknowledged them. That's neat, I suppose.
I present to you the dead-end room.
See, he's all hit and speed.
Oh boy.
It's not you, I can say that much.
I find the existence of the he/she bit interesting, actually. Besides, this is an old game and I'm pretty sure it's addressed to Bek, not the player.
Wait what
I just
what
Either he meant lying, or...I didn't know he had those feelings for Bek.
Like, really, woah. Talk about sudden.
Oh yeah, I guess I decided to go beat up the boss now. The maze itself isn't very large, but it's dang annoying as it is.
Didn't we just pass them on the way here, Bek...?
Treat me as his player? Okay.
Let's do this.
Not a bad design, I suppose!
A pity he's Lake (water) type. Not-Sandslash might just be having a field day with his recent evolution.
I suppose so!
Learn with WARATA and friends.
Faster, but he's not doing too much.
Heh.
Yes, you were attacked.
...
Oh. Okay then.
Okay, have fun with your multi-turn charge attack.
Whoops.
I accidentally an entire boss.
Boing.
I really don't think there was any luck there. That was an embarrassing walkover. Sorta like the opposite in difficulty of this maze.
Ooooh, Bek's appying the salt.
Jump all you want, you still got smashed.
Huh. That's interesting.
Just what I was thinking, Bek.
Of course you can't.
Oh my. Bek is, uh, really aggressive right now. Maybe he thought about ****.
Aha!
Back to the name of Brag then, I see.
This SANARBA guy or group or whatever sound like a powerful influence.
'Let my people go!' Now I'm imagining the story of Moses with e-monsters.
...Okay.
Well, you saying that means everything is fine now...?
...
Uh.
Oh.
Well I guess that concludes the main plot of Bansis Village! Next we get to see the result of everyone being returned, apparently.
Part Twenty-Seven: Conversing with Villagers
Or encountering an old friend.
Spoiler:
So last time we...beat up the evil guy in only two updates, and then whited out?
Or rather, just teleported back here. Well okay then. Let's... leave?
I guess not just yet.
I agree, air is pretty dangerous! As are [Sickle]s. And e-monsters. E-monsters are the worst.
Okay, let's leave- oh hey another phone call.
To be clear, this is Bek talking here. Because you normally respond with Hello?[my name] when you answer a phone call.
Wait what
Yeah, you tell them, Bek!
Now, let's...and then I get another phone call after taking another step.
Who is it now?
You know, even for Telefang this is pretty weird.
Uh-oh, Bek is getting angrier...
Bek angry! Bek SMASH!
:V
ROAR
...Oh.
Many being two. Well, three, if you include the [Sickle] discussion. I think it's fair enough to do so.
Again? =/
Haven't even moved off the island here and we're already getting the plot for the next area.
By not talking on the phone. :V
Huh, we're looping back to the third town we visited?
At least you get told where to go and how to get there.
And that's all there is to say on the matter. Never again does Bek get called about pizza though. The programmers just stuck in this part to show the problem and never keep it going afterwards. Which might be a good thing, but nonetheless it feels off.
Oh well. Let's explore this village before we leave.
We still can't go inside these. Pity, I wanted to see Not-Sandslash's crib.
No, I contributed, not contributes. Nobody gives me any money anymore for saving them. =(
I'll just take your word for it.
Yep, so we were told.
...I don't think they're very happy though. =/ Again - probably why the e-monsters there hate everyone.
In other words - wanted the rest of the treasure in here? Too bad! You can never go back now.
And here is- oh.
You.
Sir Bek? Boy, he's laying it on really thick here...
I am now imagining Mr Politician rolling around in the grass, singing to himself, while Bek looks on.
That's too many letters. Look at Bek's name. Short, only three letters. Uncle is only five and sounds kinda funny if you say it a lot of times.
Bek is trolling here, you can tell.
I guess this is a sore spot.
...Gourmand street?
Not this again...
Bek is thinking the same way as myself, it seems!
Evidence!?
Eat what up...? =/
Regardless of the risk though, let's take the plunge.
You know, this is also pretty weird, this whole conversation.
No Bek, it's just grass.
I can cook, so I'm telling the truth!
Do what quickly? Again, confusing statements!
What is serious about curry?
But I don't understand...
What
...
Nope.
Interesting typo there.
And that concludes the tales of curry guy. No, really, that's it. He'll stay here and say that he is the gourmand street a couple times when you talk to him, and that's it. What an odd conclusion.
Another phone call?
I didn't sneeze at all...
How will I do with it? Well at least the question options aren't hard to understand, like A: Talk me.
Uh...okay, then.
In other news:
This happened.
But really, that's it for this boring town. Nothing else of note to see or do. We didn't even get a [Revolver] or anything.
So let's go on to the next village in the next update and figure out what's wrong and see if anyone is selling pizza.
(How do these teleportation trees work anyway seriously)
Part Twenty-Eight: Tliba Village
Or investigating trees with problems.
Spoiler:
Right, we're in Alice, and we need to find a way to this new village.
These guys used to block this way! How nice of them to step aside now.
They don't say anything different now however. =/
...What a boring forest. =/
And stuff is pretty darn under-levelled here.
Hi, RODANSA.
That was quick.
And going into the cave leads you to...outdoors. And facing the wrong way. Well, okay then. Guess we'll just ignore that with everything else and try talking to peop-er, things.
That sure are problems.
...what, like swing on the branches yelling loudly? And what person? How unhelpful.
Okay, so the tree is big enough to have e-monsters live in them...does the teleporting part work? If so, what is the problem?
Okay, that makes more sense. Mind control or whatnot is never a good thing. (Unless you're in charge.)
The east end of the village.
For one, it has a funny name. Tliba?
Most of the houses have this.
To be honest it's like nearly every town has these trees as their symbol. That, or curry.
Anyone has something can be done and something can't be done.
Ow my head.
Missiles will make everything better.
And these too.
The heck is a Tayta? Well, some sort of rock or gem, but beyond that...
Actually going to buy pointless stuff because 65,000 balls is the most Bek is able to carry, apparently. Might as well use some of it!
o
Why must I? =(
I'm just going to say no because I don't trust anybody successfully telling a story correctly around here.
Apparently this means I was wrong.
Who is saying this? Bek or the green blob?
Yeah, the translation is pretty darn poor in this instance.
Of course, thou must talk to the human being before you can check out the tree!
This is a different e-monster saying the same thing. How original!
Oh hey a cool thing.
It seems that e-monsters from the Lake area are close by to arrive straight away. That's useful.
That was fun!
Hurrah, a guy who's weaker than everyone in the tree itself!
I guess this makes some sense.
I didn't do anything...?
How rude. >:[
And I'm disappointed in everyone else.
Is that a command? Come on, everyone, let's be disappointed with ourselves. It's easier than you think!
In the meantime let's check another shop.
You know, it doesn't look much like a spring to me. =/
L is for...what? Laser?
The heck
A-what
These shops suck.
Oh great.
;)
...
Oh look, the human being. Stay there so I can stare at you and be disappointed.
Yep, sure did a good job there. Just stuck you in a house I could freely walk into and all.
Boing.
Because they were disappointed!
No, Bek, the curry is responsible. -_-
Wait, ordered? And medicine?
Magic medicine, full of insta-grow.
Yes, you mentioned. And I was ordered to be disappointed in you.
THE JUMP OF DISAPPOINT
Not asked, ordered! Listen more, Bek.
Of course it is. At least the plot is consistent in that of late?
Because he's [SANARBA]. He can't just spend all his time running drug companies and discovering new worlds!
How convenient.
Sounds easy enough. Too easy. What's the catch?
What's the other catch?
No Bek, there's got to be another catch.
Exactly, too easy.
Here it comes.
Why not trust Not-Sandslash? Is it because he doesn't talk much? I think that's a pretty wise thing to do here.
Of course, there it is. Need to get to the top first. :V
On the way there:
Well you're a weird looking one.
No, I'm standing by the door.
Notice that we didn't get a key or anything, but we can access the tree now! You need to pick Yes, of course.
Well. It sure did grow.
Standard evil dungeon theme for the game as of late. At least we didn't have some rubbish game to go through just to get here this time around. This is already an improvement!
Huh, and this guy is friendly too. So much for mind control?
Notice the weird panel on the top, by the way.
Run into it and you get sent the other way.
Two of these blobs here.
Nobody seems to. The guy who does just called it medicine too so he probably doesn't know either.
That's... notably less friendly than the other guy.
Yep, battle time. This guy is of the Land type and sure looks weird.
This is a good start! Doesn't say much about BUBARTI's defences though. But we are of a higher level.
Ew.
I would have guess it was a poison cloud, myself. Oh well.
Not-Sandslash doesn't stand for this nonsense.
...yes, I did.
Okay.
...But it's not okay. We can use phones just fine without a bigger one. In fact, the phone calls went badly due to this! You are dumb, killer pony.
Hi there, being with soulless eyes.
And even less defences.
At least he knows what to do.
Sadly, wild encounters are what you'll rely on in here with getting phone numbers.
But this cool guy is in the tree too. ~
But he didn't want to give us his phone number. This guy is more useful than the soulless eyes guy I suppose...
That's kinda neat in concept, but mostly creepy!
And check out these moves too! Saber is a good attacking one, we've seen Hypnotic..
What does this one do?
Um
Oh.
I daresay it is. BIBANAM, let's never argue, okay? :<
Yes, you do that. Or you get curses.
Same for you.
Good question! I don't think I want to know!
By the way, this is a neat little addition I think to this segment. This message starts to show up in the tree, suggesting something odd is going on with the e-wave.
Pity this guy has a pretty poor moveset. =/
Excellent, just what I wanted. He's not fantastic here, but he'll do better than the others.
And with that, we're set up for taking on the dungeon! That'll happen in the next update.
Part Twenty-Nine: This tree has holes in it!
Or e-monsters shout at Bek, then apologise.
Spoiler:
Time to climb this tree!
A nice way to start the update. These battles are really simple, so there's nothing worth showing off here.
This, however...
You're a terrible thing that happened, so you're right there.
There's stairs, and more of those planks stuck on the walls too.
Our questionable friend here explains them - although you can't enter them from the bottom, you can run down from the other side and take a shortcut. So for anyone who needs to exit the dungeon, this is the fast way to do just that.
But that's just one gimmick of this tree.
That said, this is as exciting as many of the floors on the ground floor get.
Believe it!
The result of Not-Sandslash believing.
What a weird thing to say.
A strange man in a house.
Okay.
Great, dead ends!
That's... nice to know. Again.
Nooooooo
Other friends to call instead of me. But hum. If they are befriending the likes of Gerlin, that's not a good sign. =/
But I didn't say anything...?
I suppose it's the guy who we just spoke to then.
There's a few ways to get to the second floor, but sadly this isn't the right one.
Oh?
I assume they mean to not stand on the bad places rather than to take care and support these unfortunate places.
Gotta be brave to stand on the bad floor.
...Yes.
Another way up, which leads to...
This. Notice the off-coloured floor there.
Bek is great at demonstrations!
See?
This is a way to get down from higher floors quickly, but really they just serve as an annoyance. Because you really only want to go up here.
But... all I did was fall down a hole. =(
Hmm, that doesn't sound promising.
Half of everyone wants to get beaten up, it seems.
Anyways, that's enough pointless walking around on the ground floor. Time to show off the proper entrance to the 2nd floor, which needs some finding. This is the way to the right place!
Luckily it's pretty simple to see how to get to that treasure.
What the heck was that doing in the tree?
Bek fell down in shock.
Nobody saw anything.
Besides watching your step, you have the odd necessary battle to deal with in order to get past.
\o/
yes.
Range...?
But not everyone actually blocks your way here.
In fact, some will just talk to you. Not a very menacing dungeon...
This is the general premise of this floor. Don't step on the bad floor, and all will be fine.
Could you perform a jig, at least?
Again - why is there a blender in a tree?
I suppose this layout is tricker...
I didn't notice at all!
That was fun.
So... why did you battle me?
This'll be easy-
Spoke too soon.
What does this even mean!?
Ow my head.
The last challenge of this sort. Thank goodness, it's not very eventful.
So, what's the gimmick of this next floor? More 'bad floor'?
...Yeah, I suppose this floor is pretty bad too. -_-
Amazing variety!
It's a bit hard not to, to be honest.
But... I'm already inside the tree. Right now. Talking to you. I'm standing in it.
This is stupid.
Yay stats.
So you want me to fix it after all?
They sure like whinging about us here.
What if I said please? Like, really nicely?
Oh, okay then.
But... I won.
If I lose, can I not worry about this place any more?
Whoops I won.
Do you count as a hobo then if you don't have a proper house? Even Not-Sandslash has a house!
Oh.
This thing is sitting on this side of the room.
But don't try to run into it, otherwise you'll rebound right into that hole.
No.
That's... what I am trying to do. Stop blocking my path!
Blah blah blah
GEIWUR is helping.
There was no reason to be angry in the first place! I'm here to fix things. Sheesh.
We made it to the end of the floor!
=/
Okay, what's here. Is all of the floor bad or something?
I don't like the sound of that.
Can I try yours instead?
E-monsters are very bad with understanding that someone who is here to fix stuff isn't the same person as the person who broke it in the first place. -_-
At least this guy offers to help afterwards...
Hmm, I don't think that was the right way. Bad floor everywhere there. So back to the previous room - you have two of those plank-panels to choose from.
And if you choose wrong... down you go. Multiple floors at times too, if you keep landing on bad floor tiles. =/
Luckily, if you hold the opposite direction straightaway you can get back to the previous room and avoid falling down.
...as long as you keep holding, that is.
There, easy! I don't know if that's actually intended to be possible by the game, and nobody mentions it, but it sure makes it a lot less annoying.
Bah.
Yes, sadly.
Is this one of those times?
Gasp, three choices!
I don't know. I was hoping you would...
Um...
A quick battle later:
But I don't know the right road!
Wahey! This seems like the right road.
...Or not.
A cruel move by the game.
While Bek worked his way back up:
The only sport for Bek is baseball, and he is not a girl. Last he checked anyway.
Bek doesn't know. He supposes girls also play baseball and it would be unfair to restrict them from such a wonderful sport...
How will this tornado with a phone depend on Bek? =/
Out of interest, nearly all the floors in this dungeon have this layout.
Anyways, we made it!
Yeah, yeah. I'm more worried about the amount of choices here...
Did... 'something'. I suppose make the tree a giant mess full of holes and panels, and now populated by e-monsters with mood swings, is something.
Bad floor, bad.
I don't know, but I hope I don't meet any of you again. >:[
I'm not really sure why there's some bad floor in the top right corner of this room...
Another suspicious guy.
He helped Not-Sandslash. =)
Oh, we must be nearly there!
So close...
...Well, I suppose a table makes this room more of a Research room than any other we encountered. Less holey too.
Part Thirty: Let's meet characters to do with some larger plot!
Or battling some ugly bird thing.
Spoiler:
Let's check the table.
Yep, it sure is a table.
I don't know how he knows this, but let's just go along with it.
I like that it got a name like that.
And then suddenly this text. It makes no sense for this moment, so don't worry about that. And yes, supernal electric monster is a thing.
Hi there mid-jump screenshot of... whoever that guy is.
Uh-oh.
Only Bek is allowed to jump!
'For completely innocent and non-suspicious purposes!'
Huh? Are... you a celebrity?
I like those exclamation marks. And that instead of asking who he was, he just jumped straight into a battle.
Bring it!
That's... not the person, by the way. Just his e-monster friend. And it sure is ugly.
It's a Sky type, so he's actually going to be a challenge against Not-Sandslash. So this time the level difference of 11 this guy has over us is significant.
This helps, though.
Wise words.
...No.
Why. Why does he use Fly. A boss battle, and it starts off by delaying everything. Talk about annoying.
Pretty much the only thing we can do until then.
You don't say.
SPEED
Nothing he can do, unfortunately.
Still? @_@
SPEED
DIVERGE
AAAAAA
...that's not a bomb. Those are arrows.
Ouch.
=|
Oh. Lucked out there. Rather than trying to kill everyone, he wants to wait multiple turns to do that instead. I'm okay with this.
Stop missing, guys. >:[
Sure, that's a not-very-effective attack, but also after two attack boosts. Certainly a tougher battle than previous ones.
Meanwhile, any monsters you recruit here are really going to struggle.
Yay.
This is how you make use out of the e-monsters from this area. :)
And thanks to SPEED, although he's barely hitting that thing, he's hitting often.
Damn.
That was useful.
Shush, he's helping.
Is there something stuck in your throat?
Ouch.
To clarify, he stopped his charge-up attack because I put him to sleep. Given how quickly it charged, I rather'd have stopped him one-hitting something and have a few extra turns anyway, at the risk of him killing stuff later.
Now it's red! :)
Ouch. Two, maybe three shots Not-Sandslash. That's why it's important to keep it busy. Or, well, asleep.
Because these guys won't last long without him.
\o/
I DON'T CARE TYPE CHART, IT WORKED
I sometimes wonder, do I use a large net or something to catch it in?
Yay.
What, only 'not bad'? =(
See, you should start out with this first.
...What?
Bek jumps while this guy leaves. With his name. Uh, okay, great use that'll do him.
Disgusting. I think that's the first we saw this word in the game.
Who was he though?
Hi there, text that was seen early in this section and shouldn't be in this part!
Man, I hate it when this happens. Really confuses you, especially when you are only... how old was I when I first played this? I think nine. This confuses you when you are nine or so. I don't think I got to here that quickly without restarting.
Oh yeah, that's Boundary.
Also the guy with the good music theme.
I don't get that it's noisy, but okay.
Yeah, who is he?
Oh.
Bek, you were told this. You can't know that it's true.
(Even though it is).
Good, that means we don't have to.
Yes, do that. I think.
Oh. Bek really wanted to ask him to a baseball match.
Is he, Bek? The last time we saw him he was trying to kill trees, Bek. Trees. Innocent, defenceless, teleport-power trees.
Yeah, like this one. That's the same animation as from before, by the way. Yay, reusing stuff. The key thing is:
That.
Damn.
Okay. I'll be sure to forget that then.
You are welcome, RESEARCH guy.
Wunan? Wait a sec... Bek called someone Wunan before.
Huh. They are certainly not the same person. That other guy had a hat. This is, well, confusing.
Oh well!
Sure, you...watch that tree.
Well, given they previous kidnapped and imprisoned this guy...