Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted, but then... something bad happens I guess.

I wish for something entertaining to watch.

Granted. A heated argument between dbp and TaichiWind about literal nothing is what you get.

dbp said:

If you desire nothing, at least in the sense that possessions lead to corruption, then wouldn't it make one corrupt to gain everything? It would actually become the worst thing for you. In that sense, it is corruption. If anything, your definition of "nothing" was unclear. :P

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Dude, what I wished for was plain, undiluted nothing. Do you know how physicists and mathematicians say that nothing doesn't exist? Well, THAT was the nothing I wished for. You should've gotten that. I don't want any philosophical bullshutthefrontdoor, just plain old perfect vacuum. That's the NOTHING I wish for. I wish for nothing. Again. And get it right this time.

granted, my desire for stuf to exist sends ripples though the nothing and a room with only you, judge judy, and a salami sandwhich appear.

i wish i could stimulate the part of my brain that sends wireless signals so i could chat without typing.

Granted, but then I corrupt your wish.

I wish for a wish that I use to wish for another wish that wishes for a wish that I wish for by using a wish I wished for earlier by wishing for a wish.

Granted but you cause a chain paradox by wishing for all thos wishes and end up trapped in Palkia's dimension permenently

I wish I had some chocolate ice cream

Granted. Your head has been completely covered in chocolate ice cream. (YOU FRONT-DOORIN' NINJA)

I wish that Kamina hadn't died in TTGL (prevention from you killing Simon or Yoko is within these brackets)

granted, she's actually in a coma and everyone else is dead.

i wish animals didn't naturally hate me. i just want them to be willing for me to hold them, thats not too much to ask for, is it?

You were tricked and they peck, scratch, etc. your eyes out! xD

I wish I was a Jirachi! xD irony

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Kamina is a boy.

Granted and now you're asleep for a thousand years.

I wish iJustine wasn't so stupid when playing Portal 2.

Granted, now instead theyre horrible at every other game except portal2

I wish I could befriend bowser

Granted, but accidentaly crushes when you two were wrestling for fun.

I wish Toad would be my friend.

LilJz1234 said:

Granted, but accidentaly crushes when you two were wrestling for fun.

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Lol!

^Granted but he accidentally releases spores from his mushroom that gives you a cold

I wish you'd wished for something.

Oh yea....that

Granted~

I wish I had a life size Beartic stuffed animal

Granted but shortly after you get it, you move to a smalelr house and you have nowhere to put it, seeing how it's life-sized.

I wish not to exist.

granted, but... well, nothing since you no longer exist... who wished for this again?
moving on, i wish to capture myself in a pokeball officially making myself a pokemon.

Granted but no-one likes you for a mysterious reason.

Wish U.S.A could turn into U.S.C (United States of Canada)

Granted, but everyone hates it and leaves.

I wish people didn't unfairly judge other that are different from the norm.

Granted. Everyone becomes a brony. Hope you're happy.

I wish school wasn't compulsory.

Granted, school is now too competitive.

I wish that I could visit Perth.