Representive Pokemon

If there was one or two pokemon that represent you. It doesnt have to be your favorite, or maybe you hate it because its like you but if there is one or two that is like you. Who would it be?

For me, Slowbro, Lots of times I have goofy looks on my face and I know I am admitting slow.

Other times I am like a Salamence, bad attitude and can destroy things at will. xD

I hope I'm not considered a backseat mod, but a thread likes this already exisitates.

http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=286922

Er, maybe you could change it to what Pokemon are the exact opposite of you? XD