bobandbill
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My entries for the (at time of writing) current pair of Pokémon for the Writer's Dex. Two drabbles, one for each. I guess I'll aim to do the same for other ones too!
First, for Helioptile.
Terrible News
"Oh, this news is terrible!" cried the wife. When her husband only managed a grunt, she decided to read the article aloud.
"A man in Kalos has been charged for exploiting Helioptile in providing electricity to his home. Twenty-five Helioptile had been found attached to the roof, rigged up to absorb sunlight and convert it into electricity. They were not noticed for over a week, due to their black heads camouflaging with the roof..."
"So?" mumbled the husband. "We use Magnemite to power our home."
"Oh, don't be barbaric!" she hissed. "They're lizards. You can't do mean things to lizards."
First, for Helioptile.
Terrible News
"Oh, this news is terrible!" cried the wife. When her husband only managed a grunt, she decided to read the article aloud.
"A man in Kalos has been charged for exploiting Helioptile in providing electricity to his home. Twenty-five Helioptile had been found attached to the roof, rigged up to absorb sunlight and convert it into electricity. They were not noticed for over a week, due to their black heads camouflaging with the roof..."
"So?" mumbled the husband. "We use Magnemite to power our home."
"Oh, don't be barbaric!" she hissed. "They're lizards. You can't do mean things to lizards."