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Don't Let the Catz say Zero! [DLTMS0 v4.0]

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Twilight-kun

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how did we get from 114 to 13

14?

whatever...haven't watched a lot of cutesy anime
 

Weeaboo Name

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She has a bit of range, I've seen her as Chaos, Yui, Momo and a few others, some variety so I'm not worried. Kouki got one of my favourite voice actors, the guy that voiced Yukio Tanaka, Rock, Jellal Fernandes, Ulq, Kazehaya and Joe Gibson Jr.
 

Pokestick good times.

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Hey Frank, could you burn the internet to this CD? I'm gonna need it for this weekend.

THE WHOLE internet, sir? But that's-

I DON'T CARE how you do it, just GET IT DONE.


...years later, thousands of CDs filled with cats and porn.
Yeah.
 

Eucliffe

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Others' stupidity always invokes laughter in whoever reads about said stupidity. Or, in some cases, facepalms and groans and etc. because they're so ridiculously stupid.

(Customer brings a mediocre role playing game for the Nintendo DS up to the counter.)

Customer: "Hey, would this game be good for an eight year old?"

Me: "Well, does he like RPGs?"

Customer: "Oh, I don't let him watch anything rated R."

Me: "Oh…I mean, does he like role playing games?"

Customer: "Whats that? That like one of them Mario games?"

Me: "No, it's one where you follow a story line and usually has a lot of reading, like Final Fantasy. Has he ever played anything like that before?"

Customer: "Oh, he don't read books. And I don't like that it's rated R and PG."

Point made.
 

Eucliffe

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Lack of knowledge, then? o3o

...Damn, there's one with innuendo I'd like to post but I don't wanna risk it ;w; Instead...

(A little kid comes running up to counter and points at our menu board above my head.)

Kid: "I want that one!"

Me: "The taco or the burrito, honey?"

Kid's mother: "Don't point! That's rude. You have to tell her what you want."

Kid: "I want the taco."

Me, turning to the mother: "Ok. What can I get for you?"

Kid's mother: *points* "I want that one."

Hypocrisy strikes!
 

Twilight-kun

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128 I want you deep inside me, it feels good

that kind of thing or what?
 

Twilight-kun

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*grins and snuggles* I know sweetie, that's just how I am, intimate and strange/weird
 
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