Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Granted, but you have to beat the games one-hundred times to unlock them.

I wish Robin Hood had a Taillow.

Granted, but then I catch it and serve it with a tartar sauce.

I wish that wild Metapod could learn an attack other than Harden.

Granted, but she's a hermaphrodite.

I wish all Pokemon shiny forms had the same color.

Granted, but all Pokemon games will be ruined after the first minute.

I wish people would stop trying to draw pictures of sexy Pokemon. *I'm afraid to use Google Images now.

Granted. Now you have to catch all of the Pokemon TWICE!

I wish Saturday was Pokemon Day.

wish granted, but you are unable to get to that location



I wish Zekrom would realize I am just a human and quit using Bolt Strike on me!

Granted, but it turns out to be a real Latias Plushie.

I wish that every Pokemon game had an Engrish version to it.

Granted. You own every single one and are forbidden to play any other games in existence.

I wish there was more than one Pokemon whose name starts with X.

Granted, but you must offer a human sacrifice in order to meet them.

I wish Pokemon would host the Grammys.

Granted, but they throw English curses at you.
I wish Pokemon would collide with the Kirby world.

granted, but what came out of the two worlds coming together sucked...

I wish a Reshiram & a Zekrom found me when I was little, raised me since I was little and took care of me and became my mom & dad and I lived with them and still do...