Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[gameplayer56]

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Wish Granted but the game is terrible due to the poorly written plot.

I wish Pokemon VG had more things to do online.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but you have to beat the games one-hundred times to unlock them.

I wish Robin Hood had a Taillow.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted but no one remembers that Tailow.

I wish Luvdisc would finally evolve into Alomomola.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but then I catch it and serve it with a tartar sauce.

I wish that wild Metapod could learn an attack other than Harden.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted, the only move it learns, other than Harden, is Splash. GL now!

I wish I could marry the real Latias irl, & with no problems in the future (Including divorce or problems with relationship).

....Eh, Smith will find a way to corrupt this.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but she's a hermaphrodite.

I wish all Pokemon shiny forms had the same color.

 

[gameplayer56]

^& I was right...But such a creepy thought, there Smith.
Wish Granted, but because of this, Shiny Pokemon were canceled in 4th Gen.

I wish every Pokemon could see the future.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but all Pokemon games will be ruined after the first minute.

I wish people would stop trying to draw pictures of sexy Pokemon. *I'm afraid to use Google Images now.

 

[gameplayer56]

^So that's why you don't google any images?
Wish Granted, but here is the catch...The images are still up, with no chance of ever being taken down from the internet.

I wish there were more things to do in Pokemon VG post-game.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted. Now you have to catch all of the Pokemon TWICE!

I wish Saturday was Pokemon Day.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted but there isn't much to do.

I wish I knew where the Eon Pokemon are at.​

 

[Moltres Rider]

wish granted, but you are unable to get to that location



I wish Zekrom would realize I am just a human and quit using Bolt Strike on me!

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted, but then Reshiram came along, & used Whatever-Signature-Move-She-Has.

I wish I could hug a real Latias​

 

[Draknir]

Granted, but it turns out to be a real Latias Plushie.

I wish that every Pokemon game had an Engrish version to it.

 

[smithtism]

Granted. You own every single one and are forbidden to play any other games in existence.

I wish there was more than one Pokemon whose name starts with X.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted, but it never made it through the final test of B&W.

I wish Pokemon could be real right now[/wish]​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but you must offer a human sacrifice in order to meet them.

I wish Pokemon would host the Grammys.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted but they always end up being an utter failure.

I wish Pokemon could speak & understand Human Language.​

 

[Deleted member 211486]

Granted, but they throw English curses at you.
I wish Pokemon would collide with the Kirby world.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, but what came out of the two worlds coming together sucked...

I wish a Reshiram & a Zekrom found me when I was little, raised me since I was little and took care of me and became my mom & dad and I lived with them and still do...