Let me get this straight...
Normal Spell
Special Summon 1 "A GIANT ROCK!!!!" from your hand, Deck, or Graveyard.
True, but use mine first then use "Let me get this straight."
Mine Special Summons it from anywhere you're getting it from with your card plus the hand, so no.
Time for some more Gadgets! XD
Advanced Gadget: Blue Gadget
Machine-Earth
Monster effect
1200/1400 4 stars
Add 1 "Advanced Gadget: Pink Gadget" to your hand from your deck or graveyard.
Graveyard recursion makes Gadgets even MORE dangerous than they already were.
Advanced Gadget: Pink Gadget
Machine-Earth
Monster Effect
1500/1600 4 stars
Add 1 "Advanced Gadget: Black Gadget" to your hand from your deck or graveyard.
See above. The stats are also overkill for a Gadget.
Advanced Gadget: Black Gadget
Earth-Machine-Monster-Effect
1300/1400
Add 1 "Advanced Gadget: Blue Gadget" to your hand from your deck or graveyard.
Once again, see above.
Rainbow Lord Gadget
7 stars-Earth-Machine
????/????
This monster can not be normal summoned or set. This monster can only be special summoned by tributing any number of monsters with "Gadget" or "Advanced Gadget" in it's name. This monster's attack is determined by how many monsters tributed to special summon this card.At the end phase of the turn this card was summoned, remove all monsters with "Gadget" Or "Advanced Gadget" in their name from play. On addition the following effects can be activated based on which of these monsters are tributed:
-Red Gadget:All spell cards are negated
-Yellow Gadget: All trap cards are negated
-Green Gadget: All monsters with an attack lower then this monster are destroyed.
Edit: I wanted to make Rainbow Lord Gadget a wee bit less broken, but it still is. XD
Yeah, I was trying to make it a Garzett. I should have said the combined attack of all gadgets used to special summon it.Actually, Rainbow Lord Gadget is completely unusable. For one thing, you don't say exactly how much ATK it gets for each tribute (500? 5000? 50? What?) and there's no mention of its DEF. Also, do you remove all monsters EVERYWHERE from play or what? You need to be a LOT more specific with your card effects. Oh, and just saying "Monsters with 'Gadget' in their card name" covers Advanced Gadgets as well. There's no need to mention both.
special summon one "Yubel Das Whatever that other random German word is Ritter" from your hand or deck, ignoring summoning restrictions.
The giant rock cards are just too cool for me to rate and Icha already covered the rest, so...
COP-OUT! Rate my GIANT ROCK cards anyway!!
Elusive Phantom
Fiend/Effect
3 Star/Dark
1000 Atk / 1000 Def
Once per turn, when your opponent summons or sets a monster in the same column as this card, you may move this card to another unoccupied monster card zone on your Field. This card can only be attacked by and is only affected by the effects of cards in the same column as this card. If your opponent doesn't control a monster in the same column as this card, this card can attack your opponent directly.
Senet?? It's actually pretty useful, believe it or not...and definitely troublesome. I can certainly see you getting 3 or 4 Direct Attacks out of this card.
Blast Trooper
Pyro/Effect
4 Star/Fire
1500 Atk / 800 Def
When all zones of this card's column are occupied, destroy all cards in this card's column. When all zones of this card's row are occupied, destroy all cards in this card's row. When all zones of both this card's row and this card's column are occupied at the same time, destroy all cards in this card's row AND this card's column. For each card destroyed by this card's effect, inflict 500 damage to the controller of the destroyed card(s).
...I see no usefulness for this card. It destroys all your monsters (unless you do a Creature Swap or something, but that's so situational that it isn't worth it), AND hits you for 1000 minimum.
Linear Seal
Continuous Spell
Negate the effects and attacks of all other cards in the same column as this card.
......Now *this* I can see getting used. Ojama lock gains a whole new meaning.
Golden Vein
Normal Spell
Activate only when all other card zones in this card's row are occupied. Both players draw four cards then show the cards they drew to each other. Neither player can play the cards drawn by this effect on the turn this effect is activated.
Set 4 Spells, then activate. Bam, instant refill.
Yeah, I know senet sucks but it's the only card type I haven't given any love to yet. x3 Now moving on from that:
Heart of Greed
Continuous Trap
Whenever you receive at least 1000 damage as the result of an attack declared by your opponent, draw a card for every 1000 points of damage you receive. You may only activate the effect of one "Heart of Greed" at a time.
Wandering Blitzer
Monster/Water/Warrior/Effect/4*
Atk 1500/ Def 1400
When your opponent declares an attack on this monster, reveal the top card of your deck and activate the appropriate effect:
-Spell: During your opponent's next turn, they may not activate spell cards targeting specific monsters on the field.
-Trap: Your opponent cannot activate trap cards during your next battle phase.
-Monster: Flip a coin and call it. If you win the toss, negate the attack of your opponent's monster.
Wakka becomes an annoying as heck monster. Basically, those three abilities are as close as I could come to representing his ability to inflict, silence, sleep, and darkness. (All insanely useful.) Should I up him to one-tribute, do you think, or keep him this low?
...I see no usefulness for this card. It destroys all your monsters (unless you do a Creature Swap or something, but that's so situational that it isn't worth it), AND hits you for 1000 minimum.
Set 4 Spells, then activate. Bam, instant refill.
Um...what about the remainder? Otherwise, I can see it getting comboed with cards like Solemn Wishes (this + 2 Solemn Wishes = insane), but not much else...
Aaand since Icha insists:
Let me get this straight...: fair enough, because this means that I can get out star player out without resorting to Giant Rat. It's just too bad that we can't trick the opponent into attacking it like it was set...unless we've rigged the backrow with Book of Moon. :3
XD
Shut up, I'm busy.: hell yeah, "A GIANT ROCK!!!!" stall-burn is born. ^0^
But what does this mean????: Adding some of that burn aspect to the mix. The rock is such a teaser. ;P
Best. Rock. Evar.: this + Canyon + some way of making opponents attack "A GIANT ROCK" while it's face-up = OTKO. Hmm...A Hero's Last Stand, anyone? xD
History is about to repeat itself.: and the rocks just keep coming; which only goes to show that when it comes to defense, you can't beat giant rocks. Too bad the specific supports don't work with "ANOTHER GIANT ROCK!!!!".
Ancient Egyptian Spoiler Tags: So...does this bypass summoning restrictions too? Because if it does then the opponent will be hard-pressed to guess whether that's a game winning spell or an uberly powerful nomi of doom that's lurking face down. Oh, and what about traps? I mean, does not having been set count as not meeting activation requirements? O=
Hmm......that would depend. I say treat it in the same ruling as Premature Burial (I.E., if the card says "This card can only be Special Summoned by", it'll work, but if it says "This card cannot be Special Summoned except by", then no). This also brings Rituals into the mix *hinthint*...
Yeah, you can play them directly from your hand, just like with Makyura. Note the card's Quick-play-ness, as well, which means Spells can be played from your hand like that too.
There, Icha; I rated. Happy now? >O
Yes.
Anyways:
Runic Knight
Warrior/Effect
4 Star/Dark
1800 Atk / 1600 Def
If a Spell Card is activated while this card is face-up on the Field, negate the activation and effect of that card and destroy it, then tribute this card.
Now where did I come up with the idea for that one, I wonder? xD
IT'S GIANT!!!!!!!!!: Like, I dunno'...this name isn't really emphasizing that it's a giant rock we're dealing with. ;D Anyways, yeah, the giant rock can now officially OTKO. xD
As long as you can get your opponent to go through their Battle Phase, that is. They can always skip it and make your costs go up.
Restless
Zombie/Effect
4 Star/Dark
1750 Atk / 0 Def
You may send this card in your Hand to the Graveyard to add one "Restless" from your Deck to your Hand. You may only activate the effect of one "Restless" each turn.
Um......recursion bait? But we have so many BETTER options for that...
Saboteur Fiend
Fiend/Effect
4 Star/Dark
1800 Atk / 1300 Def
If a Trap Card is activated while this card is face-up on the Field, the player who activated the card flips a coin and calls it. If the player called it wrong, negate the activation and effect of the card and destroy it.
Good enough. Certainly better than a self-destruct effect.
Relentless Crossout
Normal Spell
Both players declare the name of a monster card, then both players send all cards with either of the declared names from their Decks to their Graveyards.
"I call Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning! Now let's see that deck!!"
Heheh, I can see trouble stirring here...
Warp Reality
Normal Spell
This card can only be activated when both players have at least one face-down monster on the Field. Rearrange all face-down monsters on the Field, then your opponent selects a number of the face-down cards equal to the number of face-down monsters he/she had on the Field. Control of all monsters your opponent selected is switched to him/her and control of all other face-down monsters is switched to you.
Forget the rocks. On with the Gods.
Slifer the Executive Producer
Dragon/Effect
12 Star/Divine
? Atk / ? Def
This card cannot be normal summoned or set. This card can only be special summoned if you used at least 20 dollars in Yu-Gi-Oh products and merchandises today. The Atk and Def of this card is equal to 50 x each dollar you spent on Yu-Gi-Oh products and merchandises, rounded up to the nearest dollar. If this card is destroyed or removed from play by a card your opponent controls, increase the costs of all Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card Game booster packs for your opponent by 50% until the rating of the anime "Yu-Gi-Oh GX" increases.
Silly Ichaste, forgetting the "Super" in our favorite Ra parody's name. For shame. XD
Watch the latest TAS episode. It's being called "Mega Ultra Chicken" right now.
Obelisk the Tormentor
Monster/God/Divine Beast/Effect/12*
Atk 4000/Def 4000
By sacrificing one "Super Ultra Mega Chicken" and one "Slifer the Executive Producer" on your side of the field, you can either give this monster infinite attack points or give your opponent an epileptic seizure. By yelling "TORMENT!!!!" really, really loudly, you may cause your opponent to defy logic and attack you anyway. If you are an anime character voiced by Dan Green, you may screw the rules without money.
That last part belongs on Slifer.
Speaking of which...
Money
Normal Spell
Screw the rules.
Need I say more?
Fair enough.
And just because I can't hold this back any longer...
Kaiba's Ego
Monster/Dark/Dragon/Effect/1000*
Atk ????/Def ???
This monster's combined attack and defense is equal to how highly you think of yourself on a scale from one to ten x1000. If you are playing this monster in a duel simulator, destroy that simulator. You may only summon this monster if you have used the effect of "Money" to screw the rules.
Alright, finished. XD
That's the point, you silly little man. And why would Kaiba never say ten?
Exactly. Now, stop calling me little. It bugs me...
And now for something completely different.
Sphere Grid
Equip Spell
When a "Wandering" monster is equipped with this spell card, you may discard two cards from your hand. If so, the effect of the selected "Wandering" monster becomes the same as that of any "Wandering" monster in your graveyard.
...Um, I'm not too sure if that fits the whole "Sphere grid" idea of FFX. A basic stat boost in addition might be prudent.
And now for something that's actually completely different...
Sacrificial Lambs
Normal Spell
Tribute any two tokens on your side of the field. Special summon one level seven or higher Dark monster from your deck.
Ojama Trio just received massive hate. Meh, this one I just made 'cause I felt like it. 0_o