Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted, but it will melt your intestines.

I wish I can post a simple wish.

Granted, but it will become corrupt.

I wish I can uncorrupt wishes.

Granted, but no one will understand it.

I wish I can raid.

Granted, but you'll turn into a weeaboo.

I wish I can hug everyone.

Granted, but your face panics out of the shock and your muscles become paralyzed. So now you can't breathe. Too bad ('-')b

I wish I could make things happen in my siggy without using those goshdarn codes!

Granted, but the siggy was then removed my admins for unknown reasons -.-

I wish that you could catch Gligar in Soul Silver.

Granted, but now you can't catch Skarmory.

I wish for gold! >:D

Granted, but it turns to silver >:3

I wish that Mom would stop calling me, and text me like a normal person.

Granted, but you'll get sky high bills.

I wish white turned into blue.

Granted, but I ate the blue.

I wish that Pokeballs were capable of catching any Pokemon without fail.

Granted, but it ruins the fun, so you quit playing.

I wish for a banner.

Granted, but you had to take it down because it sucked.

I wish my parents had an HD TV already. Their current TV sucks, because it's just as old as I am.

Granted. But it doesnt show anything on the actual Tv

I wish that poverty was finished and that G.W.Bush was my footstool

Not granted :D

I wish no one will start screaming because I didn't grant your wish.

Not granted :p
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSS*

Now again I wish that poverty was finished and that G.W.Bush was my footstool __________________

Granted. Welcome to the United Soviet Socialists of America. At least the stupid rich people aren't rich anymore, right? Buy the votes from the poor!



I wish Obama actually would fly around on his magic rainbow and fulfilll at least one promise.



Okay, that's flamebait.


I wish people would realize that Reisen is a girl.