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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Ha, actually, it would be a cartridge, and I do have a pirated Famicom.

Win for me! ^_^


Granted. The backlash leads to the CEO's assassination.

I wish I had a shotgun.
 
Granted. The backlash leads to the CEO's assassination.

I wish I had a shotgun.

Granted, but when you fire it, the recoil is so ridiculously strong that it knocks you flat on your patootie. Even the strongest men are no match for the recoil.

I wish I had a remote control whose mute button works on everything, including my annoying friend. =D
 
Granted. It's works on everything, but not selectively. Mute one, mute them all.

I wish for Atmosphere.
 
granted, but you get the social type of atmosphere and lose the environment type.

I wish hockey was as big around the world as soccer/football
 
Granted but you actually get... just go here and search UN:COFFEE, I can't remember the whole thing. (Don't worry, it's not a Rickroll or anything like that.)

EDIT: I wish that you can't corrupt any of my future wishes.
 
Granted, but you fall off a cliff, and upon going to the doctors, they discover that you not only broke all the bones in your back, but also have pneumonia and cancer. Looks like you're going to be selling that treasure to pay for the doctor bills.

I wish I could keep Bill Gates as a pet. <3
 
Granted. You get your face sued off for human rights violations, and Gates hires a literal army of lawyers.


I wish there wasn't a stigma for being a Touhou fan.
 
Granted. However I do not have a clue what that means so i mess it up

I wish i wasnt so darn smexy:cool:
 
Granted, but all food is as hot as McDonalds coffee whenever you touch them from now on.

I wish something horrible happened.
 
Granted, but you never make anything that would bring you joy.

I wish for an invincible rock.
 
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