Fire Emblem Role Playing

*informs Oni of the plan* (What? I'm lazy hehe...)
Jordan: So you see, King Zephiel will want to see us once he learns of your escape.
I thought of it singlehandedly!
*thinks of Athos coming back to bonk him*
......with help from Athos! Of course!
*sweatdrops*
Ok, so.....how are we going to get out without anyone seeing you or Drago?
I had a plan, but both you and Drago are too big for my shield...
*looks around, and sees a couple of barrels*
......are you thinking what I'm thinking?
*gets up and opens one of them*
It looks big enough!

Oni: What? I don't want to go in there!
*after 30 seconds of Fa's persuassion*
Oni: Jordan, it was Fa, not you who forced... rememebr that!

*winks at Fa*
Jordan: I'm suprised it took that long!
*chuckles*
Good work!
*throws the barrel over Oni Flygon's head, turns it right side up, and closes the lid*
Jordan: Hmm, who do you think weighs more? Oni or Drago? I'll get the heavier one....

Fa: *Points at Oni's barrel*
abigail: *giggles*
Oni: Hey! What's all the giggling all over there?

Jordan: Oni it is then! You better lay off those 12-inch subs!
*laughs, and puts Drago in the other barrel*
Jordan: Drago is still unconscious, so we don't have to worry, but Oni....don't make a sound!
.....do you girls think you can take Drago's barrel?
That's a lot of pushing for one person!

Oni: What? I'm not that heavy! I have a fast metabolism!
Fa: Yeah Oni, we all know that...
Abigail: C'mon Fa! This other barrel's heavy!

Jordan: Look out!
*closes the lid on Oni's barrel*
Jordan: Now we just have to roll these outside of the castle!
If anyone asks, just say we're working for the king for now or something....

Abigail and Fa: Ok! *they start to roll Drago's barrel with occasional bumps and stuff*

*the guard from before passes by*
Guard: Halt! Where do you think you're going?
Jordan: Well, we're-
Guard: A beautiful lady can't push a barrel! Here let me help!
*the guard pushes Drago's barrel*
Jordan:....um...right....
Well, can you help us push it outside?
Guard: *looking dreamily at Abigail* Anything for the love of my life!

Abigail: Well.. I'm quite flattered.. unlike that one person who never appreciates true beauty!
Fa: *giggles*
Oni: (!@#$%^)

*chuckles, and bumps the barrel on purpose*
Jordan: Whoops! I suppose there are a few bumps around here! Careful! We don't want to break what's inside!
Guard: I am but a humble soldier milady. A face as flawless as your own doesn't come to my eyes often!
*the guard accidently tips the barrel as he bows to Abigail, opening it and revealing Drago*
Jordan:!!!!
*the guard begins to turn around*
Guard: What? What is it....
Jordan: Uh...
*sweats*

Abigail: Oh it's nothing! We were just disposing someone who said that I am an evil witch who should not deserve to live.. *nervously smiles*
Fa: *Nods*

Guard: *turns back torwards Abigail and Fa as I close the lid again* Indeed! Someone like that should defenitely not live! Shall I dispose of him myself?
*grips lance*
Jordan: Oh no! We're meant to do these things! We can do it ourselves!
Guard: Very well!
The exit to the castle is right ahead.
*both push the barrels out the gate and into the plains*

Abigail: I think this is where we go on by ourselves mister knight sir...
Knight: What? This cannot be! Are you saying that I willl not see you again?
Abigail: Well, technically no... but I guess...
Knight: SO shall be it! I shall treat you to Bern's glory when you return!
Abigail: *giggles* .. um thanks...

*the guard picks a flower for her, and marches back to the castle*
Jordan: You know....
*opens Drago's barrel up and sets him on the ground*
He wasn't such a bad guy...
What do you guys say?
*opens the other barrel to reveal a very disgruntled Oni*
Jordan: Hey Oni! How was the ride?

Oni: *half crippled* How was the horror ride? It was horrible! And I bet Abigail was talking about me most of the time!
Abigail: Oh shut up, Oni. That knight is much of a gentleman than you... that something I want to marry someday *dreamily*
Fa: Really? *giggles*
Oni: Wha?

Jordan: *nudges Oni* You better get started on that A support Oni! You might have competition!
*fold his arms and sits down*
Jordan: Phew! Well, we made it! Phase one complete! Now Oni and Drago just have to stay out of sight. We have to return to the castle soon. Unfortunately, that was the easy part! Now we have to confront King Zephiel....

Oni: A support? No way!
Fa: Come on, Oni.... you guys have something like 10 turns left...
Oni: *gulps* Good thing I'm staying behind... so what's the plan?

Jordan: *rubs hands together* And I can't wait until that glorious day comes!
Well, we need to go back to the castle. Soon, guards will be looking everywhere for us. We can't risk you two being seen so....
*hops back onto his feet*
Let's get moving!

Oni: *stops poking Drago* Gotcha! Let's move!
Fa: ...Don't worrry Abigail, you'll get used to Oni, soon... ^_^
Abigail: Huh?