Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted, but he never does, and we all cuss him out for it.

I wish I had a Nexus One instead of my iPod Touch.

Granted, but as soon as you touch it, it breaks.

I wish i never get confused again

Eat Persimmons everyday!

I wish for a Midnight Cafe.

Granted, but it's too late for you to be up doing things like that young man >:o

I wish my phone had infinite memory and could fit all those cute but too many Negima songs...

Granted, but it becomes moldy, and your mom and dad throw it away
hehehe

I wish i could egg someones house

Granted, but you get arrested for it.

(and you pay for the eggs yourself)

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I wish there was an IRL Ctrl+Z

Granted but it blows up.

I wish for me to choose whatever happens to me.

Granted, but your brain goes berserk and makes unacceptable things happen.

I wish I could fit all anime in existance in my brain so I could watch it anytime, anywhere.

Granted. Enjoy mental rape. With all that hentai in there, I mean it literally.

I wish for a Twilight Rendezvous.

granted, but you forget everything you know about it

I wish for a gameboy that works

Granted, but it's colorless and have a sucky graphics.

I wish I have more time posting in PC!

Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish no one posted below me.

Granted. The World Trade Center construction has been suspended, because a building that looked liked something from outer space fell on top of the World Trade Cener Construction site.

I wish the Empire State Building would get a makeover.

Ooh, insensitive, insensitive... :D

Dang, you're just asking for a terrorism joke. But I refuse.

Granted. Her Reimu-ness is painted on it, and the interior is redesigned to be Touhou-themed.

The Internet Backlash from the Japan-haters destroys the world.

I wish people would let nerds live and let live, and realize that we don't all love Japan just because we watch anime. -_-

Granted. A time warp happens. It made the world travel back to 1861!

I wish for some cake that doesn't have any brown on it.

Granted, but it's torn into a million pieces
I wish for better games