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I think I'm going to put off that HG randomiser screenshot I did a while ago. It's just not fun to document anymore. Will continue the actual run sometime but now let's move on to something more interesting: A new hack run! This will be fun.
Rules:
1. Catch first encounter
2. Permabox anyone who dies
3. Dupes clause
4.I will be using a different naming scheme everytime I clear a gym. I can repeat naming schemes. Actually I changed my mind, anyone before the first gym is electrical terms now it's basically whatever I feel like.
Now let's start!
1: The boring beginning
Yep
And a casual reminder I'm playing the hack.
Don't remember this being in the actual game.
These definitely weren't in the actual game! So far, so good.
#GottaGoFast
Fun fact: In pokemon tower defense 2, the professor literally claims he had no kids but in the upstairs of the lab it's shown he does indeed have a child. Guess the PTD creators never found out about this.
Thankfully I have already decided who's comming with me...
And it's my favourite starter of this gen and ever! DAT NATURE. DAT ABILITY. He's going far.
Arrgh, matey! So, where am I now? Some weird ol' fashioned lab on a ship?
Well you aren't on a ship but we are in a lab. Now let's go back to my house.
So, eh basically numbers? Okay, sure 'ting, does it have anything to-
I just pick a random word from the textbook and apply it to you. But I'll give a different naming scheme to anyone after.
Oh yeah, and I got that phonebook thing as well.
So matey, it's supposed to be, I dunno, a steering wheel?
Whatever you say.
Thing missed an attack and so we managed to kill it without losing health. So far, so good.
I already got my running shoes from earlier, what are you going to give me now?
Maybe a treasure chest, eh?
I sea what you did there, aye.
Ok not bad. I don't need any other water type for now though.
Still can't buy balls, though.
Obligatory.
S O O N
Okay that's enough levels for you.
And we finally get to the most interesting part of the hack...
Free mon! Nature and whatnot could've been batter but I can work with it!
Blah blah plot blah....
Oh wait, guys, I have a call.
Okay?
I'm being attacked by a mysterious floating exclaimation mark!
Like you?
Why yes, matey? Were you from the great-
...Okay, I take that back. Whatevs, let's fight.
Alright! My first words! This will be a great battle!
Too easy!
Now that you guys are free to talk to me, let's discuss what I could become! Maybe I'll get Ice powers, or electric powers, or, even FIRE powers! I need to evolve!
Victim blaming is victim blaming.
This will become ironic later on.
Here, enjoy this screenshot of the professor jumping.
I think I've seen a run where the player got saved countless times from the items purchased by the mother, but for me, not this time.
Was this in the actual game? I don't remember it being like this.
What's this?
But thankfully the tutorial is skipped here and jesus dem balls! Now the run has officially begun!
First catch! Not bad at all, will probably even be useful at some cases.
I really don't want to deal with a bad nature this early on, but I can live with it.
Well, interesting team you have there, my good sir.
Uh, well yes it is.
Second encounter.
Can we catch him master? Can he become different things like I can?
Well...
Well, my lovely people, I think I know this place better than you all do. May I lead the way a bit?
Well, sure, and- WOAH!
D-did I scare you?
Well, to put it simply... yes you did.
O-oh, well, I'm sorry, I-I just have a tendency to y'know, scare random passerby's b-because I-I move a little too fast, a-and...
Well, don't worry hon. As a team, we will all protect each other.
Seriously? A +0 on the stat I need the most?
Well hon, don't take it to heart. It wouldn't be fun if I just destroyed everything in my path either, heh.
Next our first boxed teammate. Sorry, only one bad natured mon here, and I think -offenses on the bugs=no. Actually, looking back on it, this is probably illegal, I technically already got someone here.
And that being me! I mean, wouldn't it be cool if I was grass or water? Actually, GRASS would be amazing!
This is fine I guess. But let's see if we can get other things around here.
Oh and you can just stay in the box.
Don't know why I screenshotted this, maybe I got 5 hits on Bullet seed.
Top percentage my foot.
...Wait, I managed to catch that on the first try?
A-Am I doing something w-wrong?
No, but I didn't expect that! Let's take a look!
Of course that nature is so amazing it's stupid, but let's not use him for now because I'm too lazy to switch grind.
And our next capture, right from the cave!
Yeah, whatever. I obviously don't care.
Well, I think you surely should have greeted us better.
Yeah, SURE. Oh and by the way you look horrendous.
Excuse me! That is not nice! She has been nothing but nice to you and you treat-
*sniff* Ewww, that smells so bad! You! You the guy with that idiotic tail, I hope one of your evolved forms are part Poison, because you look, and smell like GARBAGE! I think your existence is like that too!
Ohhh... weh.. weh...
Oh, so that's how you deal with that? Ha ha! If We weren't teammates, I'd beat you to a pulp! Actually, let's do it now!
*flies in front* Guys! Stop fighting! We are all a team, so just co-operate f-for now o-okay?
Alright guys, we're almost at the city! Let's move on!
---
Soon, everyone arrived at the city. I then went to take one of my mons out for a walk because why not.
So... enjoying the stroll so far?
E-enjoying? It's amazing! Everything! T-the scenery, The w-water, just everything about it is great!
Okay, sure. So, I'd like to ask you, is there any reason to why you get scared so easily?
Oh... w-well, nothing much, but I just want to make m-myself better! Yeah, I-I want to d-do that!
Sure thing. Is there anything you want to do?
M-maybe participate in the next gym? A-actually the next 2 gyms? I t-think I can build up more confidence that w-way!
Alright, I try to get you some action for the gyms until then, I have a new mon to get from this place...
Looks like I forgot to screenshot his information, but here he is, our new team member.
Heh heh...
So that's about it, next up, grinding for the gym!
Rules:
1. Catch first encounter
2. Permabox anyone who dies
3. Dupes clause
4.
Now let's start!
1: The boring beginning
Spoiler:
Yep
And a casual reminder I'm playing the hack.
Don't remember this being in the actual game.
These definitely weren't in the actual game! So far, so good.
#GottaGoFast
Fun fact: In pokemon tower defense 2, the professor literally claims he had no kids but in the upstairs of the lab it's shown he does indeed have a child. Guess the PTD creators never found out about this.
Thankfully I have already decided who's comming with me...
And it's my favourite starter of this gen and ever! DAT NATURE. DAT ABILITY. He's going far.
Arrgh, matey! So, where am I now? Some weird ol' fashioned lab on a ship?
Well you aren't on a ship but we are in a lab. Now let's go back to my house.
So, eh basically numbers? Okay, sure 'ting, does it have anything to-
I just pick a random word from the textbook and apply it to you. But I'll give a different naming scheme to anyone after.
Oh yeah, and I got that phonebook thing as well.
So matey, it's supposed to be, I dunno, a steering wheel?
Whatever you say.
Thing missed an attack and so we managed to kill it without losing health. So far, so good.
I already got my running shoes from earlier, what are you going to give me now?
Maybe a treasure chest, eh?
I sea what you did there, aye.
Ok not bad. I don't need any other water type for now though.
Still can't buy balls, though.
Obligatory.
S O O N
Okay that's enough levels for you.
And we finally get to the most interesting part of the hack...
Free mon! Nature and whatnot could've been batter but I can work with it!
Blah blah plot blah....
Oh wait, guys, I have a call.
Okay?
I'm being attacked by a mysterious floating exclaimation mark!
Like you?
Why yes, matey? Were you from the great-
...Okay, I take that back. Whatevs, let's fight.
Alright! My first words! This will be a great battle!
Too easy!
Now that you guys are free to talk to me, let's discuss what I could become! Maybe I'll get Ice powers, or electric powers, or, even FIRE powers! I need to evolve!
Victim blaming is victim blaming.
This will become ironic later on.
Here, enjoy this screenshot of the professor jumping.
I think I've seen a run where the player got saved countless times from the items purchased by the mother, but for me, not this time.
Was this in the actual game? I don't remember it being like this.
What's this?
But thankfully the tutorial is skipped here and jesus dem balls! Now the run has officially begun!
First catch! Not bad at all, will probably even be useful at some cases.
I really don't want to deal with a bad nature this early on, but I can live with it.
Well, interesting team you have there, my good sir.
Uh, well yes it is.
Second encounter.
Can we catch him master? Can he become different things like I can?
Well...
Well, my lovely people, I think I know this place better than you all do. May I lead the way a bit?
Well, sure, and- WOAH!
D-did I scare you?
Well, to put it simply... yes you did.
O-oh, well, I'm sorry, I-I just have a tendency to y'know, scare random passerby's b-because I-I move a little too fast, a-and...
Well, don't worry hon. As a team, we will all protect each other.
Seriously? A +0 on the stat I need the most?
Well hon, don't take it to heart. It wouldn't be fun if I just destroyed everything in my path either, heh.
Next our first boxed teammate. Sorry, only one bad natured mon here, and I think -offenses on the bugs=no. Actually, looking back on it, this is probably illegal, I technically already got someone here.
And that being me! I mean, wouldn't it be cool if I was grass or water? Actually, GRASS would be amazing!
This is fine I guess. But let's see if we can get other things around here.
Oh and you can just stay in the box.
Don't know why I screenshotted this, maybe I got 5 hits on Bullet seed.
Top percentage my foot.
...Wait, I managed to catch that on the first try?
A-Am I doing something w-wrong?
No, but I didn't expect that! Let's take a look!
Of course that nature is so amazing it's stupid, but let's not use him for now because I'm too lazy to switch grind.
And our next capture, right from the cave!
Yeah, whatever. I obviously don't care.
Well, I think you surely should have greeted us better.
Yeah, SURE. Oh and by the way you look horrendous.
Excuse me! That is not nice! She has been nothing but nice to you and you treat-
*sniff* Ewww, that smells so bad! You! You the guy with that idiotic tail, I hope one of your evolved forms are part Poison, because you look, and smell like GARBAGE! I think your existence is like that too!
Ohhh... weh.. weh...
Oh, so that's how you deal with that? Ha ha! If We weren't teammates, I'd beat you to a pulp! Actually, let's do it now!
*flies in front* Guys! Stop fighting! We are all a team, so just co-operate f-for now o-okay?
Alright guys, we're almost at the city! Let's move on!
---
Soon, everyone arrived at the city. I then went to take one of my mons out for a walk because why not.
So... enjoying the stroll so far?
E-enjoying? It's amazing! Everything! T-the scenery, The w-water, just everything about it is great!
Okay, sure. So, I'd like to ask you, is there any reason to why you get scared so easily?
Oh... w-well, nothing much, but I just want to make m-myself better! Yeah, I-I want to d-do that!
Sure thing. Is there anything you want to do?
M-maybe participate in the next gym? A-actually the next 2 gyms? I t-think I can build up more confidence that w-way!
Alright, I try to get you some action for the gyms until then, I have a new mon to get from this place...
Looks like I forgot to screenshot his information, but here he is, our new team member.
Heh heh...
So that's about it, next up, grinding for the gym!
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