Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted, but then you get back into it, forcing you to kill yourself.

I wish I was immortal?

Granted. Now everyone can annoy the living heck out of you by shooting you non-stop. Either that, or you live for one thousand years and not die of boredom... you go crazy instead.

I wish that I was a superhero! *fingers crossed*

Granted, but you can't live with the truth. This is the part where you go into mental hospital.

I wish I had a car that didn't need any fuel to run.

Granted, but you forget everything else, and eventually starve to death.

I wish I had a golden NDS.

Granted, but it will need to be habitually charged with the blood of a virgin decapitated in a complex heathen ritual involving a hawk, an eggplant, and a sharpened chopstick.

I wish for the reign of crappy dubs to come to an end.

Granted, but that will make all the crappy subs take over the world instead. Cuz for some reason, all the new good dubs have to be subbed. Crappily subbed.

I wish I had a Pokémon that could teleport me to places.

granted, but it will only teleport to places you hate most.

I wish I could have more than 24 hours a day

Granted, but you'll age faster and die before everybody else in your... age.

I wish I could have tons of muscles without working out.

Granted, but by not working out, it all turns to flab.

I wish that I could have Ravioli for dinner.

too bad,all u got was meat...
i wish that...that...that nothing bad happens to me...

Granted, but then God strikes you down because you're too well off. That's not a bad thing, since it's cool to be struck down by God.

I wish I had a Charmander.

granted but it evolved into a charmeleon too fast,so u then got so sad u couldnt live anymore...
I wish for something bad to happen to me

Granted, but in the end, the bad thing helped you.

I wish someone would take a look at these two links in the order they are posted:

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2751027
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2751035

Someone does but they turn out to be these horibble pop ups. I wish I could fly

granted but a whole bunch jet planes come and shoot you down I wish I had a perfect Lucario that was perfect at everything and couldn't be kidnapped and would always love and protect me and was able to swim and could never get ill or die of old age. and would never catch a disease.

Granted, but you died right afterwards
(OOG: Serriously, click the links, they are funny when you watch them back-to-back)

I wish i didn't have to use the toilet for the rest of my life!

granted but when you go tot the bathroom to fix your hair the toilet grabs you and eats you, I wish I had magic powers of controlling nature.

Granted, but the only thing you can't control is the weather...and it's always raining now


I wish I liked what i was eating!