Update 1!
So I went into Professor Birch's bag and... oh look, the first Pokemon I see is Magikarp. Normally I would, but it literally only knows Splash, I just can't. So the second Pokemon I see is Linoone. OK, that works. I check to see the other Pokemon was Shelgon, ah well. I name the Pokemon 1Direction because that's how it moves... get it? So I fight May, get Poke Balls, and my Pokemon on Route 101 is Doduo. I successfully catch it and name it 2HRBT1 (stands for 2 heads are better than 1). Head over to Route 103 and catch a Tyrouge, name it Lil' Champ because it's little and a champ. Over on Route 102, I find.. uh-oh, a Magcargo! The battle went awry quickly, and lead to the first death, Lil' Champ. In honor of this, after I finally caught Magcargo, I named it Killer! After helping Wally catch his Ralts, I head over to Route 104 and find a Gyarados! Oh dear, that Magikarp that I passed up before... I think it evolved! I catch it without any problems, and name it Comeback because it came back for me. :D Quickly heading over to Petalburg Woods, I find a Gulpin, catch it, and name it Slime after the sudden valuability of Slimes in Minecraft.
Alive: Linoone (1Direction) Lv. 7, Doduo (2HRBT1) Lv. 7, Magcargo (Killer!) Lv. 7, Gyarados (Comeback) Lv. 6, Gulpin (Slime) Lv. 5
Dead: Tyrouge (Lil' Champ) Lv. 3