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I just read my old "How to save the Sonic Franchise" and boy do I feel like an idiot. Well, now that I'm a couple months older and a couple months wiser, I'd like to take another crack at it so here is "How to save the Sonic Franchise V2"
Sonic Team, YOU PHAIL!
I'm sorry but when something let's me down and keeps telling me their going to do better for the past five years since Heroes, it's time for some change. Getting brand new, fresh blood is good but there's an alternative. Let me ask you this, what company has A. Made Sonic games and B. Made them well. Here's a hint, the companies name starts with a D, developed the Budokai series as well as Burst Limit and is all thumbs when it comes to 3D. If you said Dimps, you'd be correct. If I were to ask you what Sonic games can be compared to the Genesis games fairly that were released after Sonic Adventure 2 and might have a fair chance of winning, you'd say the 2D Sonic masterpieces on the hand held consoles excluding Rivals and Rivals 2. So it's this, Sonic Team, we don't want or need you anymore, Dimps, you guys own more in the Sonic department than T-Squared does in the FPS department.
Character Cut-Down
Let me just say this, I don't like most of the Sonic characters so here's what I suggest to fix this problem.
A.Reinvent them
Let me put it like this. Instead of Shadow being a cold sad-sac, how about making him more like Scourge from the Sonic comics. A total jerk that no one likes and only associates himself with other jerks nobody likes.
B.Remove everyone that isn't necessary for a basic story to go on
Let me put it like this (this is like the 5th time I've said this!):
CHARACTERS NEEDED FOR A STORY
Hero
Sidekick
Antihero
Girl in Love with hero
Villain
Villain's right hand man
These roles can basically be filled out by
Sonic
Tails
Knuckles
Amy
Dr. Robotnik
Metal Sonic
This way, they wouldn't have to pack in too many that you'd have to play a million other just to know half of them. And about Dr. Robotnik.
Dr. Robotnik is a better villain name
Keep his design, I'd never give up boots like that, but Robotnik is a lot more evil and it's his actual name, Dr. Ivo Robotnik. Speaking of designs.
Sonic's old design > Sonic's new design
Do I even have to elaborate? No, but if you're not willing to do that, give us a best of worlds feeling, how about his Sonic X design? His stomach is a ball; he's not too tall and definitely keep his old shoes.
Powerups
When I pop in a Sonic game whether it be a disc or a cartridge, I expect the following:
Thunder Shield
Water Shield
Fire Shield
Shield
Invincibility
5, 10, 20, 50 and ??? Ring Cases
Magic Shoes
Bring them back!
Humans need to go
I never liked any human ever introduced in the series other than Robotnik himself and Maria. So just give them the boot and send them back into Mobius okay?
SHUT UP!
It didn't hurt Zelda, didn't hurt Mario it won't hurt Sonic to mute them. I like Juniuchi, Sonic's Japanese voice actor, but it just has to happen.
Gameplay Tweaks
One thing that annoyed me in Sonic Advance 1, 2 and 3 was that Tails ran as fast as Sonic and could fly so, no point in picking Sonic so I've got a picture of how I'd make a character select screen so let's boot up our consoles, whatever they may be and let's start.
I know it's bland, but it's not real and it says Dimps. Let's go to 1P Game. But wait, I forgot one, Time Attack.
Let me orient you on what you see. Here you have four playable characters, Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower, Knuckles the Echidna and Amy Rose. Underneath their names you'll see Speed. This is the main factor. As you can see, Sonic has the most shoes under his name, so he's the fastest, then Amy, then Knuckles and then Tails. This way you can pick the one suited to you. But wait, then wouldn't everyone pick Sonic, that's what I thought, so underneath Speed we have Power. You know, the ability they have. Sonic has the Super Peel-Out from Sonic CD, Tails can Fly, Knuckles can glide and staying in tune with Sonic Advance 3, Amy can Double Jump and High Jump. This way you can choose which is always a good thing. Then you'll play thru the obstacle course that ensues that is formally known as a Sonic Game
Okay, now let's look at the other categories.
2P Competition is, well, two or more players competing against each other in a variety of games. Race is a race thru any Act in any Zone. Marathon is where you set what Zones and what acts you want to go thru and in what order, Collect the rings is where you go thru any Act in any Zone but opposed to the person who gets there first wins, the person with the most rings wins, Battle is pretty much what you see in Sonic Heroes, first person dead loses and finally, Chaos Emerald is where you and you're friends will be fighting to get the most rings so they can continue moving to get the Chaos Emeralds, whoever has the least rings gets booted, last anthropomorphic animal standing wins.
These are game modifying options and other things that unlock themselves after you've completed the final mission. An alternate costume is basically how they'd look like if this were 1993. Old designs FTW. Sprite version is basically the whole game, but in 2D Genesis-Esque sprites. Now you'll notice I've written down Sonic Genesis Trilogy and & Knuckles. Basically, you get to play thru Green Hill Zone and the rest of the levels but with Next-Gen graphics. And Metal Sonic you play as, well, Metal Sonic.
Options and Credits are exactly what you think they are.
And Online is where you play the multiplayer games but with people around the world.
Okay, if you managed to make it this far, I applaud you for you're stick-to-itive-ness, and this is how I'd improve the Sonic franchise.
Sonic Team, YOU PHAIL!
I'm sorry but when something let's me down and keeps telling me their going to do better for the past five years since Heroes, it's time for some change. Getting brand new, fresh blood is good but there's an alternative. Let me ask you this, what company has A. Made Sonic games and B. Made them well. Here's a hint, the companies name starts with a D, developed the Budokai series as well as Burst Limit and is all thumbs when it comes to 3D. If you said Dimps, you'd be correct. If I were to ask you what Sonic games can be compared to the Genesis games fairly that were released after Sonic Adventure 2 and might have a fair chance of winning, you'd say the 2D Sonic masterpieces on the hand held consoles excluding Rivals and Rivals 2. So it's this, Sonic Team, we don't want or need you anymore, Dimps, you guys own more in the Sonic department than T-Squared does in the FPS department.
Character Cut-Down
Let me just say this, I don't like most of the Sonic characters so here's what I suggest to fix this problem.
A.Reinvent them
Let me put it like this. Instead of Shadow being a cold sad-sac, how about making him more like Scourge from the Sonic comics. A total jerk that no one likes and only associates himself with other jerks nobody likes.
B.Remove everyone that isn't necessary for a basic story to go on
Let me put it like this (this is like the 5th time I've said this!):
CHARACTERS NEEDED FOR A STORY
Hero
Sidekick
Antihero
Girl in Love with hero
Villain
Villain's right hand man
These roles can basically be filled out by
Sonic
Tails
Knuckles
Amy
Dr. Robotnik
Metal Sonic
This way, they wouldn't have to pack in too many that you'd have to play a million other just to know half of them. And about Dr. Robotnik.
Dr. Robotnik is a better villain name
Keep his design, I'd never give up boots like that, but Robotnik is a lot more evil and it's his actual name, Dr. Ivo Robotnik. Speaking of designs.
Sonic's old design > Sonic's new design
Do I even have to elaborate? No, but if you're not willing to do that, give us a best of worlds feeling, how about his Sonic X design? His stomach is a ball; he's not too tall and definitely keep his old shoes.
Powerups
When I pop in a Sonic game whether it be a disc or a cartridge, I expect the following:
Thunder Shield
Water Shield
Fire Shield
Shield
Invincibility
5, 10, 20, 50 and ??? Ring Cases
Magic Shoes
Bring them back!
Humans need to go
I never liked any human ever introduced in the series other than Robotnik himself and Maria. So just give them the boot and send them back into Mobius okay?
SHUT UP!
It didn't hurt Zelda, didn't hurt Mario it won't hurt Sonic to mute them. I like Juniuchi, Sonic's Japanese voice actor, but it just has to happen.
Gameplay Tweaks
One thing that annoyed me in Sonic Advance 1, 2 and 3 was that Tails ran as fast as Sonic and could fly so, no point in picking Sonic so I've got a picture of how I'd make a character select screen so let's boot up our consoles, whatever they may be and let's start.
![[PokeCommunity.com] How to Improve the Sonic Franchise V2 [PokeCommunity.com] How to Improve the Sonic Franchise V2](https://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee328/Thundapolt/MyStartScreen.png)
I know it's bland, but it's not real and it says Dimps. Let's go to 1P Game. But wait, I forgot one, Time Attack.
![[PokeCommunity.com] How to Improve the Sonic Franchise V2 [PokeCommunity.com] How to Improve the Sonic Franchise V2](https://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee328/Thundapolt/MyCharSelectScreen.png)
Let me orient you on what you see. Here you have four playable characters, Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower, Knuckles the Echidna and Amy Rose. Underneath their names you'll see Speed. This is the main factor. As you can see, Sonic has the most shoes under his name, so he's the fastest, then Amy, then Knuckles and then Tails. This way you can pick the one suited to you. But wait, then wouldn't everyone pick Sonic, that's what I thought, so underneath Speed we have Power. You know, the ability they have. Sonic has the Super Peel-Out from Sonic CD, Tails can Fly, Knuckles can glide and staying in tune with Sonic Advance 3, Amy can Double Jump and High Jump. This way you can choose which is always a good thing. Then you'll play thru the obstacle course that ensues that is formally known as a Sonic Game
Okay, now let's look at the other categories.
![[PokeCommunity.com] How to Improve the Sonic Franchise V2 [PokeCommunity.com] How to Improve the Sonic Franchise V2](https://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee328/Thundapolt/My2PScreen.png)
2P Competition is, well, two or more players competing against each other in a variety of games. Race is a race thru any Act in any Zone. Marathon is where you set what Zones and what acts you want to go thru and in what order, Collect the rings is where you go thru any Act in any Zone but opposed to the person who gets there first wins, the person with the most rings wins, Battle is pretty much what you see in Sonic Heroes, first person dead loses and finally, Chaos Emerald is where you and you're friends will be fighting to get the most rings so they can continue moving to get the Chaos Emeralds, whoever has the least rings gets booted, last anthropomorphic animal standing wins.
![[PokeCommunity.com] How to Improve the Sonic Franchise V2 [PokeCommunity.com] How to Improve the Sonic Franchise V2](https://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee328/Thundapolt/My2PScreen-1.png)
These are game modifying options and other things that unlock themselves after you've completed the final mission. An alternate costume is basically how they'd look like if this were 1993. Old designs FTW. Sprite version is basically the whole game, but in 2D Genesis-Esque sprites. Now you'll notice I've written down Sonic Genesis Trilogy and & Knuckles. Basically, you get to play thru Green Hill Zone and the rest of the levels but with Next-Gen graphics. And Metal Sonic you play as, well, Metal Sonic.
Options and Credits are exactly what you think they are.
And Online is where you play the multiplayer games but with people around the world.
Okay, if you managed to make it this far, I applaud you for you're stick-to-itive-ness, and this is how I'd improve the Sonic franchise.