so not a pedo

Sooo, last night, I had this dream, where I was battling Byron and Paul with my Togekiss. I can't remember which Pokémon they were using, but I pawned their arses with Sunny Day and Solar Beam, which makes no sense because I think Paul was using Monferno. Which also makes no sense because he...

You know, Michael Bay might be a bit indiscriminate with littering his films with racist and sexist stereotypes, but damn, MAN KNOWS MILITARY PORN. - watching Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen OPTIMUS BUMBLEBEE IRONHIDE STARSCREAM EEEEEE oh man I have missed you guyyyys ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ - I'm so...

SERIOUSLY. I PLAN TO GENETICALLY MUTATE MYSELF INTO PETER FRIGGIN' PAN (...PETERESS PAN?) SO THAT THE NEXT TIME I BUY SOMETHING IN THE DISNEY STORE AND JOKE THAT IT'S FOR ME (WELL IT WAS BUT WHATEVER) THE CASHIER DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SHE WANTS TO CALL SECURITY. :[ It's just like in Sainsburys...