«The "What Would You Do If I...?" Game!»

[IvySaur]

I would give him an antidote!!

WWYDII stole your Game Cube?

 

[mrplanters]

Hunt you down and steal it back

WWYDII took your wallet?

 

[Chuchino]

I'd offer a reward for your arrest >=D

WWYDII forced you to eat thirty bowls of spinach ice-cream?

 

[mrplanters]

eat them then get diabetes

WWYDII broke your computer?

 

[Krobelus]

break yours and eat some spinach ice cream.
WWYDII played catch with your hamster?

 

[mrplanters]

Don't have a hamster and even if i did i would be the person playing catch with you

WWYDII ate your toaster?

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

I would take a big knife and... "Hold still" *Chops neck*

WWYDII gave you a expolding potion and you drank it?

 

[mrplanters]

Call superman and tell him to save me

WWYDII drank all your gatorade after you had just been in a track meet?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

I'd find out what a track meet is..

What would you do if I lost your house keys?

 

[mrplanters]

Get another key from my mom

WWYDII kidnapped your dog?

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

I would would send out my kitten army to attack you while I get back my dog.

WWYDII set your house on fire that dosen't burn out?

 

[mrplanters]

Kick you out of ur house and start living there

WWYDII broke your pokemon games?

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

I would punch you until you fixed them.

WWYDII began a rampage around your house about nothing?

 

[Legobricks]

shotgun to head ~owned~ :P

WWYDII was some hooded sniper in a skyscraper picking off random people from 20 stories up?

 

[Midnight_Dragon249]

Pull out my handy AK-47!! More realistically, I would kick you ze face. {Nyah, Hotaru beat me to it}
{To Hotaru's} Just keep walking and say "Whoopee!" because you most likely shot someone I don't like.

WWYDII started telling Chuck Norris jokes and was wearing a bullet-proof vest?

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

I would... uh... kick you... for some reason. meh.

WWYDII bought a sword and choped up all of your hopes and dreams?

 

[Gamma]

I don't know, probably cry. j/k I would get new hopes and dreams because nothing gets me down!

WWYDII force fed you waffles?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Be sick probably..

What would you do if I abandoned you in the middle of a desert?

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

I would find a camel and serch for water. (If i live through the 2 seconds im first there.)

WWYDII threw a dog that had rabbies at your house?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Wrestle the dog into submission. Then find a cure for rabies.

What would you do if I destroyed the internet?