«The "What Would You Do If I...?" Game!»

[mrplanters]

I would steal your cheeseburger
WWYDII broke your keyboard?

 

[Luиαrglοω]

I would use the character map and do ghetto copy-pasting.
WWYDII turned your hair into spaghetti?

 

[mrplanters]

Eat it!
WWYDII attacked you with a yoyo?

 

[Luиαrglοω]

I would sing the pokemon theme song.
WWYDII became very small?

 

[mrplanters]

Squish you
WWYDII scared you so much you wet your pants?

 

[Luиαrglοω]

I would take them off.
WWYDII was God?

 

[mrplanters]

I would refuse to believe it because something so stupid as you could not have created mankind!
WWYDII hacked into your computer and gave you a virus?

 

[Luиαrglοω]

Track you down and gut you, then sell your internal organs on the black market.
WWYDII for a klondike bar?

 

[mrplanters]

Your question makes no sense!
If you mean what would I do for a klondike bar i wouldn't really do anything i would rather get a popsicle out of my fridge and eat that instead.
WWYDII attacked you with a mace?

 

[Auron]

I use my tower shield for blocking the attack.

WWYDII shoot an arrow at you with an elven bow ??

 

[viridian doubletongue]

I would use my elven shield to block it.

What would you do if I stole the power cords for your computer?

 

[Auron]

Senseless answer. There are no elven shields.

I kill you, and recover my power cards :D

WWYDII forbid masturbation ??

 

[Luиαrglοω]

Do it anyway.
WWYDII turned into a quilava?

 

[mrplanters]

I would be happy because i would be a pokemon and then i would burn you wit fireblast
WWYDII drew on you with a permanent marker?

 

[Suki]

Get the permanent marker and draw LOSER on your head with it >:]

WWYDII stole your most precious possession

 

[Luиαrglοω]

I would be happy because i would be a pokemon and then i would burn you wit fireblast
WWYDII drew on you with a permanent marker?

Umm...I turned into a quilava (It's what would you do if I, not what would you do if you), so you would be standing there looking stupid with your face all red...xD (lovely visual)


WWYDII stole your most precious possession

I would steal your face.
WWYDII ate some cheese and toast?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Get and get some..

What would you do if I stole your free will and locked it in a small box?

 

[Luиαrglοω]

I would kill myself.
WWYDII stole the internet?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

I could beat the crap out of you, and take it back.

What would you do if asked you to kill me?

 

[Suki]

Do it with pleasure xD, j/k

WWUDII started to fly