«The "What Would You Do If I...?" Game!»

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I'd take it from you, because I'm probably bigger and I can do stuff like that.

WWYDII took your sammich and ate it in front of you?
 
I'd weep over the lose of me sammich.

WWYDII startes eating a PB&J sandwich, and started dancing to the PB&J song?
 
I would shoot you. No one should ever, eeeeeeeeeeever sing the PB&J song unless they are drunk (or high).

WWYDII made a peanut butter and fluff sandwich and then proceeded to denounce your stupid peanut butter and jelly?
 
I'd call the dancing bannana and he'd bust you up.

WWYDII chuck norris wore the dancing bannana costume.
 
I would call in Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker, because Rush Hour beats Walker any day!

WWYDII called in them, they beat Norris, and then I had them turn on you?
 
I would be all wtf.

WWYDII broke into your house and stole your can opener?
 
Same here, I don't really use it.

WWYDII stole 1/300th of your bathroom flooring?
 
I'd cover it with a bathmat.

WWYDII stole all of your video games, and your computer, and your cell phone, and hid them all in a cave deep in the summit of Mt. Everest?
 
I would force you to go get them.

WWYDII used your game system to unclog my toilet?
 
I would use you to unclog my toilet. And I would wait like 2 weeks to take a dump just so it would be that much more unenjoyable for you.

WWYDII didn't go back to Mt. Everest to get your stuff for you?
 
I would forcibly make you. If I couldn't, into my basement you go for the rest of your life.

WWYDII locked you in my basement with Michael Jackson?
 
I would grab your arm and pull you in with me.

WWYDII loved the Hampsterdance?
 
Can't remember what the Hampsterdance is....

Wait, that's not from Hamtaro is it? I hateeeeed that show!

If that's what you're talking about, I would never ever forgive you.

WWYDII told you that you look like a ugly version of a Feebas?
 
I'd take a dump on your head.
BTW, it's not from Hamtaro.

WWYDII tied you to a chair and started playing *dramatic music*........HAMTARO!!!
 
I would wonder why dah heck you shot yourself, then run in case the law thouught it was me.

WWYDII slapped you cross' dah face?
 
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