I would say, "YOU SON OF A *****!!!!!!! YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WORK WITH COMMUTE AND SOME FREAKIN 13 YEAR OLD GETS TO SIT AT HOME ALL DAY AND DO NOTHING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!" Then I would realize that I may have slightly overreacted, but still not apologise.
WWYDII made you get a job?