You two are so... unrealistic. XD Seriously, doggys with monkeh butts? Nah.. that'll never be possible... Though, the dog could have a mental condition, which prevents the dog from acting normally, and because of that, it has a red butt.. Actually no, unless.. it sat on something it was allergic to, perhaps? Like.. it was allergic to a bee, and it sat on it, it's butt would swell? Yesh. XD Anyways, and dogs climbing.. that's just uh.. a big no. Dogs aren't made for climbing.. maybe some big dog like um.. a doberman could, but something like a chihuahua... no way, climbing.. that's really impossible for dogs. XD