Drummershuff
Ultimate Blargification
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- Seen Mar 13, 2014
Hitokiri said:Haha, he really wants you to call him "master" XD
Yeah, Well i dunno what he wants to be called ^_^
Hitokiri said:Haha, he really wants you to call him "master" XD
Random Plushie said:Forget it, you're not going to retain the information anyway. XD
Left side? Its the right side that has the tumor.
The left side has a bullet lodged in there though.
?Kurono-Kun? said:Technically you should be paralyzed.
Tee hee.
That's a gosh darn emo-pen if I ever did see one.Random Plushie said:'Kay everybody. Read the poem that I wrote out of sheer boredom.
Multi-functional Pen
I have a multi-functional pen
It writes
It smells
It flies
It fells
It chills
It tries
It kills
It cries
It remembers
It highlights
It lumbers
It smites
It calls things
It dries things
It shoots things
It marks things
It goes fast as a car
And can zip past a hen
It rounded the corner
And named itself Ben
So remember dear fellows
A long time from now
The poem that you're reading
And a pen that can growl
Kahoshi said:That's a gosh darn emo-pen if I ever did see one.
I once met a girl, and her name was Lorraine.
Now that's not her real name, but to me a girl's all the same.
She loved me, I loved her, boy was it grand,
But then she gave me crabs, that burn I can't stand.
Years past, going from hot to ugly,
She let herself go, grew fat like Uncle Dudley.
She still gave me calls,
But I sit here... still scratching on my balls..
Oh it still burns, so now I hate that burned up girl..
Looking at the pictures she sends me..I might just hurl.
But that matters no more now..
Because I'm committing suicide..I sure wonder how.
I heard that Russian Roulette was fun.
Well..goodbye now...I better go get my gun..
Kahoshi said:That's a gosh darn emo-pen if I ever did see one.
Kurono-Kun said:That sounded pretty darned Texan if I do say so meself.
I have a poem too!
Its supposed to suck!
Erm... its PG-13.. View with your own discretion..
Random Plushie said:My English teacher told me that the few lines before the end reminded her of a Mercedes Benz.
But for the most part, yes, the pen is emo.
Yeah, that sounds like something you'd write. XD
Kurono-Kun said:Its reality mannnn.
It'll happen at least once to every guy in the world. XD
Random Plushie said:It still sounds like something you and you alone would write.
Kurono-Kun said:Hmm..
I beg to differ.
I know at least twenty other people.
Random Plushie said:*changes subject*
Y'know that song 'Heaven' by los Lonely Boys?
The first time I got my braces painfully tightened, that song started up.
So I was sitting there, flinching in pain, listening to the first few words.. Save me from this prison. XD
Kurono-Kun said:Are they Mexican?
I bet they are.
Random Plushie said:The hell you been?
See link.
Imagine yourself experiencing extreme pain to the mouth as the song starts up.
https://got.net/people/cfeigel/mp3s/los Lonely Boys_Real Emotions_Heaven.mp3
Kurono-Kun said:OH MY GOD!
I think my ears are bleeding. ;_;
The third question sums it up nicely.Random Plushie said:Dare I ask why?
What, your speakers were too loud?
Or do you just not like that kinda music?
Kurono-Kun said:The third question sums it up nicely.
Random Plushie said:My spirit
Has just been broken