1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[diab_low]

683

Bring a semi-automatic weapon and start shooting at civilians.

 

[Affliction]

684

Pop the bubblerap, then the balloons.

 

[diab_low]

685

Set the store on fire.

 

[Affliction]

686

Get your Profile link corrupted.

Based on a true story. In another Forum.

 

[diab_low]

^ Uhh how does that contribute to getting kicked out of Wall Mart

Any way you could slap the counter attendent.

 

[Affliction]

^Because you could have an account of Mart but have it corrupted.

688

Rap the Manager in Bubblerap.

 

[diab_low]

689

Turn of all power to the shop

 

[Affliction]

690

Ransack the Security.
Ransack a Employee.
Ransack the manager.
Kick yourself out.

 

[diab_low]

691

Start cussing and throwing all products at customers and staff.

 

[Zayphora]

692
Get a friend to sneakily follow you around with a REALLLY bright flashlight. Pick up random stuff. With every item you pick up , have your friend shine the flashlight in the eyes of anyone who passes by as you hold the item over your head, Zelda-style. Make sure your friend does the announcement thing that goes along with it. Then throw the item at someone and move on to the next aisle.

 

[diab_low]

693

Race around in the trolley/cart whatever you call it.

 

[Affliction]

694

Use Karate on the manager LIKE A MANAGER!

 

[diab_low]

695

Start a rock fest in the store

 

[Affliction]

696

Yell "IMMA HATE THIS STORE" at the manager.

 

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697

Plant Dynamite on the shelves.

 

[Affliction]

698

Get everybody's attention, then talk to a product.

 

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699

Start smashing glass and all other things breakable

 

[Affliction]

700

Shout "Bingo" then "Bazinga" and lay explosives. 300 left!

 

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701

Tell the staff and customers to get down on the ground for a laugh

 

[Affliction]

702

Arm yourself with a rocket launcher and blow up EVERYTHING!