1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[Affliction]

904

Write on the ceiling "I hate Hikari" and walk to her and punch her. If done correctly she gets knocked out.

As an alternative, write "I hate Diab_Low" and walk to him and punch him. If done correctly he gets knocked out.

 

[diab_low]

^ Won't work mate :P

905

Spill oil everywhere and light it up

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

906 let 10 dogs go crazy and watch the chaos

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

907. I've been kicked out numerous times lol. Another way is to have rap battles, at least it got me kicked out for the day

 

[diab_low]

908

You can also drive your Evo in and drift through the store

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

That would but I don't wanna get arrest again lol

909. Walk in with a water gun that looks like a real gun and spray ppl lmao (ppls reaction)
"OMG HE HAS A GUN!!" LMFAO

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

910 bring the Mexican drug cartel that will get you ether kicked out killed or see people get shot

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

911 No even better. Go to Los Angeles and gather a group of bloods and another group of crips then take them into wal-mart but not at the same time. Then leave cuz there will be gunshots.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

912 give candy to kids naked

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

913, thats a little creep lol
After you hear the gunsots leave go back in and find 20 ppl dead and prob 100+ civilians. This is world is cruel, then tell the manager you didn't know they hated eachother I thought they were just wearin blue and red cuz its their fav colors and carried around a glock cuz it looked nice lmao

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

914 give out "magazines" in front of the bathroom

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

915... Wait do you have fully automatic mags? Cuz I'm out after wiping out all the bloods and crips in Wal-Mart. I took all their guns and threw them away and killed em all. I hate gangsters
Start cookin meth in the back lol

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

916 smoke the meth you made and plant weed in the garden section

 

[Affliction]

^ Won't work mate :P

'Course it will! *Does 904, punches Diab_Low like it says and succeeds*

917

Yell "IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR" at everyone and shoot water out of any water gun (If you're REALLY disgusting spit water out of your mouth). Then, walk to the manager and say "I cleaned things out for you, the Critic should pass you.".

 

[Zayphora]

918

Get flash grenades. Paint them to look like turtles, and throw them at people while screaming HELLO!

That's a way to get sent to jail.

 

[Affliction]

919

Type in the phone "919" and shout "WHAT DA HECK DO YOU WANT?!". The manager will come and kick you out.

 

[darkpokeball]

920.
Hack into the loudspeaker system and play this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature=related

921.
Declare that the store is not symmetrical, demand to meet the manager and give him a long lecture on the importance of symmetry.

922.
Walk in with a camera. Take pictures of everything, and make notes in a notebook. Do this especially with employees, taking their picture OVER and OVER. Hold up the lines. When somebody asks you to stop, show them your notepad(which you have been writing gibberish in)and say this is why you can't stop.

923.
Walk in wearing a bike helmet and rob the store, walk out. During the investigation, barge in with the stolen goods and say: "It wasn't me! There was a platypus controlling me!"

 

[Affliction]

924

This is even easier if you played Sonic The Hedgehog.

Get annoyed, and bounce around the whole store knocking things over.

 

[diab_low]

925

Call Umbr30n to do a prank on the manager and if it does not work do it yourself

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

926 come in with gun shoot the air saying aliens are forcing me to jkdafnjkzs jvjxklnck