100 things we learn from Pokemon!

[Star★Seeker]

Well the title says it all.

Rules:
1.3 things per player max.
2.Nothing too mature
3.After 100 things we will keep going.

I'll start:

1.Pikachu is a perv that fries bikes to make young girls go with him.

 

[Captain Arcane]

2. Nurse Joy is a crazy woman who thinks she has 785 other sisters, when in reality, she actually has 785 brothers!!!! (O)_(o)

 

[Melody]

3.May is madly in love with Drew
4.Dawn/Hikari is Madly in love with Ash/Satoshi
5.Both couples deny their love for each other

 

[Captain Arcane]

6.Ash's mom had an affiar with Professor Oak, Bill, Brock, James, Meowth, Pikachu, Mewtwo, then Ash's dad, then sued them all, and know lives in luxuriass Pallet Town with her 3 sons, and 5 duaghters!!!!!!!!!!! (O)_(O)

 

[R.A.M.]

7.-Brook will stay single forever

 

[Captain Arcane]

8. The Old man wasn't really drinking coffee!!!!! (O)_(o)

 

[R.A.M.]

9.- James will never learn that you can't trust the Magikarp Salesman.

 

[NocturnLeader]

10. Jesse will never learn how to play fairly when Pokemon battling.

 

[Cacturne]

11. Jeese will always lose a contest

 

[NocturnLeader]

12. Jesse and James will never give up there dreams of catching Pikachu and setting Stupid, Worthless Traps on Ash and the gang.

 

[Dogod]

13. Ash will never quite become champion

 

[41victory]

14 You really cant ignore gay people while wathcing tv ex: Harley

 

[NocturnLeader]

15. Jesse and James will always have stupid Disguises that will always fool Ash and the gang.

 

[R.A.M.]

16.-James is a good person, it's just that Meowth and Jessie are a bad influence for him.

 

[41victory]

17. dont waste ur life hunting for something u wont achieve.

 

[NocturnLeader]

18. Brock is never attracted to the Female trainer that joins the gang (i.e. Misty, May and Dawn!).

 

[Mustache]

19. james will never stop buying magikarps

 

[41victory]

20. uh... bottle caps are priceless

 

[Captain Arcane]

21. Ash will never ride one of Misty's bikes agian.

 

[Mustache]

22. ash is a racist, first he took all starters, now he only catches grass type starters