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Stantler (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 188 HP / 188 Atk / 132 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Hypnosis
- Return
- Thunder Wave

Poliwrath (F) @ Salac Berry
Trait: Water Absorb
EVs: 192 Atk / 252 Spd / 64 SDef
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Belly Drum
- Brick Break
- Hidden Power [Ghost]
- Substitute

Hypno (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Insomnia
EVs: 180 HP / 96 Def / 96 Spd / 136 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Reflect
- Seismic Toss
- Thunder Wave
- Wish

Golem (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Rock Head
EVs: 220 HP / 176 Atk / 112 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Counter
- Earthquake
- Explosion
- Hidden Power [Rock]

Quagsire (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Water Absorb
EVs: 212 HP / 196 Atk / 36 SAtk / 64 SDef
Brave Nature (+Atk, -Spd)
- Curse
- Earthquake
- Surf
- Toxic

Vileplume (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Chlorophyll
EVs: 188 HP / 124 Atk / 196 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Aromatherapy
- Leech Seed
- Sleep Powder
- Sludge Bomb


Yes I know this team sucks quite badly, except I guess everyone else does because I manage to end 85+% of my battles in a Poliwrath/Stantler sweep.

 

[Synchronize]

I can see HP Grassing bulky waters ripping you a new one. Other than that, I honestly don't know what to say.

 

[Mobile Tsk]

I'm not dealing with your EV's, Abilities, or Items.
Stantler (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 188 HP / 188 Atk / 132 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Hp Rock
- Earthquake
- Return
- Shadow Ball
Stantler is meh anyway.
Poliwrath (F) @ Salac Berry
Trait: Water Absorb
EVs: 192 Atk / 252 Spd / 64 SDef
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Belly Drum
- Brick Break
- Hidden Power [Ghost]
- Earthquake
Why Sub if no Punch?

Hypno (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Insomnia
EVs: 180 HP / 96 Def / 96 Spd / 136 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Baton Pass
- HP Water
- Psychic
No psychic move?

Golem (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Rock Head
EVs: 220 HP / 176 Atk / 112 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Substitute
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide
- Focus Punch
HP Rock is useless on a rock type.

Quagsire (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Water Absorb
EVs: 212 HP / 196 Atk / 36 SAtk / 64 SDef
Brave Nature (+Atk, -Spd)
- Curse
- Earthquake
- HP Rock
- Rest
Take advantage of Quagsire's HP.

Vileplume (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Chlorophyll
EVs: 188 HP / 124 Atk / 196 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Moonlight
- Solarbeam
- HP Fire
- Sunny Day
You murdered that Pokemon.


Yes I know this team sucks quite badly, except I guess everyone else does because I manage to end 85+% of my battles in a Poliwrath/Stantler sweep.

Well, I gotta post something here anyway, though i covered much everything in the quote.

 

[Pyrotechnix]

@ rekt: Everything I have to say has already been said when you posted on PR with this team, except that Vileplume MIGHT like HP Grass over Sludge Bomb.

And user 'Piloswine Magnet': If you don't understand the UU metagame, don't rate, ok? Kindly enlighten me as to how Moonlight and Sunny Day work, I'm a little confused, considering iirc Vileplume gets Synthesis if necessary, which gives it a full recover in sunlight, while Moonlight would be hindered, Poliwrath has sub so that it can Belly Drum and activate Salac at 25% with +6 Atk, thus allowing it to sweep, that Hypno set is standard for a stalling special tank, HP Rock is used over Rock Slide because of Golem's generally slow speed and the fact that Rock Slide has 85% accuracy, which can cost you in a key battle, about the only thing you got partially right in this whole rate was maybe giving Quagsire Rest.

 

[Mobile Tsk]

@ rekt: Everything I have to say has already been said when you posted on PR with this team, except that Vileplume MIGHT like HP Grass over Sludge Bomb.

And user 'Piloswine Magnet': If you don't understand the UU metagame, don't rate, ok? Kindly enlighten me as to how Moonlight and Sunny Day work, I'm a little confused, considering iirc Vileplume gets Synthesis if necessary, which gives it a full recover in sunlight, while Moonlight would be hindered, Poliwrath has sub so that it can Belly Drum and activate Salac at 25% with +6 Atk, thus allowing it to sweep, that Hypno set is standard for a stalling special tank, HP Rock is used over Rock Slide because of Golem's generally slow speed and the fact that Rock Slide has 85% accuracy, which can cost you in a key battle, about the only thing you got partially right in this whole rate was maybe giving Quagsire Rest.

And seeing as the bolded section is completely retarded, you have been shut down. That one statement ruined your entire post. Plume is a SunnyBeamer, not an HP Grass Loser. And btw, HP Rock on a rock type is a waste of time. And Moonlight also gives you more health when sunny. But fine, Synthesis, whatever. Next time don't be retarded.

 

[rekt]

i pretty much spit my drink all over my keyboard at your rate

very amusing 4.75/5

 

[Mullet]

Dear user Piloswine Magnet,

The post you have made in this thread were quite amusing, thank you for the laughs. If you were serious then we have much to discuss. Please do not attempt to tell people off who are better than you at Pokemon, it seems that you have no real grasp of of any metagame. Please read some good guides, bush up on your Pokemoning mastery and come back when you have learned more.

Sincerely,​

'The Best' a.k.a. Mullet / Twinkies​

 

[Richard Lynch]

And seeing as the bolded section is completely retarded, you have been shut down. That one statement ruined your entire post. Plume is a SunnyBeamer, not an HP Grass Loser. And btw, HP Rock on a rock type is a waste of time. And Moonlight also gives you more health when sunny. But fine, Synthesis, whatever. Next time don't be retarded.

Ummm...nuh uh. SYnthesis depends on the weather, moonlight depeneds on the time, if I remember correctly. Plume can be a SunnyBeamer, doesn't mean he has to have it. Some people don't like that combo. But either way, I think you're extremely rude, and I don't like rude people.

 

[Mobile Tsk]

Moonlight is determined by the weather if their is no time, which I assumed that this was a game that didn't have a real time feature. And btw, I only retaliate, it may seem harsher than what the first person posted, but that's what happens

 

[Pyrotechnix]

'Piloswine Magnet', have you ever actually seriously played in the UU metagame before? Looking at the way you rate, I highly doubt it.

 

[Mobile Tsk]

OK, Get a life and get off pot. You and Synchronize are both a waste of time.

 

[Pyrotechnix]

OK, Get a life and get off pot. You and Synchronize are both a waste of time.

"Get a life," you say. Hmm! I find that rather interesting, considering you are attempting to insult people on the internet, and on a Pokemon simulator, no less! That really goes to show how much "life" you have, sir. Oh, and it also interests me that you are 14, yet you seem to have the maturity level of somebody around, oh, I don't know, 7 or 8? Please don't call the kettle black, Mr. Teapot.

Oh yeah, I don't think I need to mention that UU is one of my best metagames, and there are multiple people who can attest to my prowess, although I definitely make no claims to being the best (that distinction falls to the few, the proud, the UUSF) and that I think I might have a small idea of what I am talking about. But yet, strangely enough, I bet if I posted my main team, you would probably find about 10 flaws according to your great logic of Pokemonning, which you obviously got out of a cereal box that you just finished eating this morning.

Yeah, it's people like you that made me leave PokeCommunity last time, because cocky stupidity can only sit for so long with me before it irritates me, and you currently have made my list of people who have the distinction of having that. I suggest that before you start typing a message on your keyboard again, trying to look smart about Pokemon, that you actually do a little bit of research, maybe actually battle a few reputable people for a little bit, and then maybe I'll respect things you say. As of this point, however, you're just amusing and worth a few minutes of laughs for each post of yours in this section of PC.

Puberty is coming soon, don't you fear!

 

[Synchronize]

Pyro wins the thread. All units, report in.

 

[rekt]

I agree with user Synchronize on this matter.

Piloswine Magnet didn't we have this argument before, where you sucked just as much, or was that just me?

 

[Mullet]

You and Synchronize are both a waste of time.

Your mom is a waste of time, the only reason I keep her around is because she is putting me through college.

This thread is pretty good. Not as good as mine though.

Yes, Pyro is good at UU.

Magnet I suggest you take sir Pyro's advice, battle GOOD people before you rate teams. If you wish I can list the good people I've battled. People respect me because I know what I'm talking about and if I try and get back to my prime I am actually pretty skilled at this game. xD

 

[Tazzler]

Moonlight gets the same heal as Synthesis in the Sun, IIRC.

IMO, go with Bulk Up/Earthquake/Hydro Pump/Brick Break as it isn't a risky, one shot thing, and isn't 100% walled by Gligar.

Blablabla team can't kill **** and is prone to being set-up upon, but you've heard that.