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Which made the person fall over, because of that, the police came.

 

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And then i hit the police with a baseball bat!

 

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As the police were falling, they hit a house self-destruct button.

 

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But then in the nick of time a giant cell phone flew me to safety.

 

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But I sat on the call button and it called my mother.

 

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My mom said that she was happy i wasn't anywhere near her, and to never come to visit.

 

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Because of that I jumped off the phone and walked to her house.

 

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She had a gun in my face warning me not to make a move.

 

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So I just leant over and hugged her.

 

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But as soon as i tried to hug her she shot me!

 

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And that was the end of me. When my friends went to my funeral, a pink figure appeared.

 

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It was a mew, it took me out of my coffin and started making out with me!

 

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EWWW.

Anyway, I walked away and brought a dog.

 

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The dog was a beagle so everyone loved it.

 

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The dog was so kawaii it got a cute award

 

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But then a golden retriever came and stole the show.

 

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Which everyone loved as much or more.

 

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The poor beagle was forgotten.

 

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So the prime minister gave the beagle a hug and a home.

 

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But it was a lousy home and he got a lousy owner who hit him every hour.