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[viridian doubletongue]

... So they were out of money, as they did not know any more accounts they could steal from. In a last attempt they decided to sell all their other pokemon for it...

 

[Poke-Master-2007]

... and if that didnt work they would mawl the Pokemart Owner to death to try to get a.....

 

[viridian doubletongue]

... Discount. They leave the pokemart without money or pokemon ready to start their adventure again...

 

[Auron]

...but, because there weren't any Pokémon, they fainted.

 

[Arashi]

So, a crazy nurse had to take the Pokemon to a...

 

[Zaiku]

Pokemon school of slapping...

 

[Ho-Oh]

Which was good for the Pokemons hair..

 

[Zaiku]

But bad for their teeth...

 

[Lil' Schu]

...because it made their teeth turn green and fall out...

 

[United squirtle]

and explode on contact when hitting the floor

 

[Ho-Oh]

Which wasn't very good for their elephants tails.

 

[Dogboy2709]

Then, out of Nowhere A go Board* appeared, with yugi and Bakura, and they played a game of go, the winner...

*My avatar and the picture in my sig is of a Go board.

 

[Ho-Oh]

Was some random eye thing.

 

[Zaiku]

Which was the before mentioned Magikarp's lazt eye that had escaped from the pathetic Magikarp...

 

[Auron]

And the Magikarp went out to do some XXX things with the Feebas he was a crush on...

 

[♠Shiny♠Mr.Mime♠]

but then got stds because the feebas forgots its condom

 

[Auron]

...so, the Magikarp asked Doctor House for a cure...

 

[Fallen Angel_Messiah Of Black Roses]

But the docter was cosplaying RE4 as the chainsaw weilding Dr. Salvador so he cut the Magicarps head off...

 

[Auron]

...and that's the end of the story.

One day, Squirtle and his friend Charmander were gone into a Mysterious Dungeon...

 

[Fallen Angel_Messiah Of Black Roses]

They found a shotgun and crept farther into the cave