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What would happen if a spammy n00b was to embark on a Pokemon journey? Meet n00bster, the spammiest and n00biest of all, as he embarks on his journey to become the greatest pokemon master:
"Z0MG i sl3pt through t3h alarm!!!!11!one11!"
After realizing he had slept in, n00bster wrestled to escape from his blankets
"i is be laet!!" n00bster squealed.
After finally escaping the blankets, he hurried to get dressed and rushed down the stairs.
"What do you want for breakfast" n00bster's mother asked.
"i dotn has te time, mom" he replied
Mom started blankly at him for a second, and then asked "What?"
"i said i dotn has te time!!!1"
Deciding she didnt feel like arguing with her grammar-challenged son, Mom let him go empty-handed.
"Good luck" she called as he stumbled out the door.
Wher3 does i go now, n00bster thought. He pulled out his map and studied it for a second. You'd think he'd have been able to find the Proffesor's house, considering he lives next door, but that's beside the point.
Deciding that Prof. Maple's house must be North, n00bster pulled out a taco.
"..." n00bster thought aloud. So our idiotic hero pulled out his real compass, and nibbling on his taco, started treking North.
Suddenly, he was surrounded by tall grass. n00bster didnt know where to go. Out of nowehere he was ambushed by a wild pokemon.
A giant blue battle screen fell down and said "Wild CATERPIE appeared". There were 4 commands, Fight, Bag, PKMN, and RUN.
Realizing he was in danger, n00bster said "i has no pokemans". n00bster looked around and spotted a lost Ultra ball sitting in the forest. Not knowing what else to do, n00bster went to sleep. Yes, he is a moron.
Minutes later, he was awakened by the sounds of a battle. n00bster looked up and saw the Professor's grandson deafeating the caterpie with a Squirtle. "WoW u is de most PWNness trianer ev3r!!1!!one!!"
"I beat a caterpie," he said, "Its not that difficult. What were you doing out here anyway?"
"ZOMG i forgetted, i needs to gets my pokeman from the prof!"
"Oh. You're that guy getting the Pokemon. Gramps must be going senile..."
"hEy! wats taht suposed to meen! i is gonna be teh greatEst trainer 3ver!"
Sean Maple laughed, "Yeah right. You cant even say Pokemon right! And your name is n00bster!"
"yoU'll see, i'll beat joo 1 dae!" n00bster walked to Maple's lab feeling defeated. When he got there, however, his spirits were lifted slightly by the sight of the Professor waiting with 2 pokemon choices.
"Welcome, welcome. n00bster, is it? I can sense great potential in you. Go on! Choose one of these leftover Pokemon. My grandson already took his." n00bster walked over to the Pokeballs and inspected them carefully.
"i watn teh Charmander."
"Hm...I'm not supposed to tell you this, but actually, picking Bulbasaur is he best choice by far. In your first gym battles, you will have a type advantage."
n00bster blinked twice and stared dumbly, not comprehending a word of what was just said.
"i watn teh Charmander."
"You dont understand, Bulbasaur is much easier to train and will help you more along the way!"
"i watn teh Charmander!!"
"Er...are you sure? Bulbasaur is much better an-"
"I WATN TEH CHARMANDER!!"
"Uh...Well the thing is...we're out of Charmanders..."
"UR OUTTA CHARMANDERS!!! Wat kinda PKMN lab are u"
"Eh...the...legal kind...?"
A man in a black suit walked up, "Are you Leroy Maple?"
"Eh...eh..." Maple muttered nervously, "Oh look over there, its a convieniant distraction."
The man and N00bster turned. Nobody ever heard from Professor Maple again.n00bster grabbed the pokeball off the table and walked out the door, pumped to make it to PWN town for his first gym battle...
next chapter soon
"Z0MG i sl3pt through t3h alarm!!!!11!one11!"
After realizing he had slept in, n00bster wrestled to escape from his blankets
"i is be laet!!" n00bster squealed.
After finally escaping the blankets, he hurried to get dressed and rushed down the stairs.
"What do you want for breakfast" n00bster's mother asked.
"i dotn has te time, mom" he replied
Mom started blankly at him for a second, and then asked "What?"
"i said i dotn has te time!!!1"
Deciding she didnt feel like arguing with her grammar-challenged son, Mom let him go empty-handed.
"Good luck" she called as he stumbled out the door.
Wher3 does i go now, n00bster thought. He pulled out his map and studied it for a second. You'd think he'd have been able to find the Proffesor's house, considering he lives next door, but that's beside the point.
Deciding that Prof. Maple's house must be North, n00bster pulled out a taco.
"..." n00bster thought aloud. So our idiotic hero pulled out his real compass, and nibbling on his taco, started treking North.
Suddenly, he was surrounded by tall grass. n00bster didnt know where to go. Out of nowehere he was ambushed by a wild pokemon.
A giant blue battle screen fell down and said "Wild CATERPIE appeared". There were 4 commands, Fight, Bag, PKMN, and RUN.
Realizing he was in danger, n00bster said "i has no pokemans". n00bster looked around and spotted a lost Ultra ball sitting in the forest. Not knowing what else to do, n00bster went to sleep. Yes, he is a moron.
Minutes later, he was awakened by the sounds of a battle. n00bster looked up and saw the Professor's grandson deafeating the caterpie with a Squirtle. "WoW u is de most PWNness trianer ev3r!!1!!one!!"
"I beat a caterpie," he said, "Its not that difficult. What were you doing out here anyway?"
"ZOMG i forgetted, i needs to gets my pokeman from the prof!"
"Oh. You're that guy getting the Pokemon. Gramps must be going senile..."
"hEy! wats taht suposed to meen! i is gonna be teh greatEst trainer 3ver!"
Sean Maple laughed, "Yeah right. You cant even say Pokemon right! And your name is n00bster!"
"yoU'll see, i'll beat joo 1 dae!" n00bster walked to Maple's lab feeling defeated. When he got there, however, his spirits were lifted slightly by the sight of the Professor waiting with 2 pokemon choices.
"Welcome, welcome. n00bster, is it? I can sense great potential in you. Go on! Choose one of these leftover Pokemon. My grandson already took his." n00bster walked over to the Pokeballs and inspected them carefully.
"i watn teh Charmander."
"Hm...I'm not supposed to tell you this, but actually, picking Bulbasaur is he best choice by far. In your first gym battles, you will have a type advantage."
n00bster blinked twice and stared dumbly, not comprehending a word of what was just said.
"i watn teh Charmander."
"You dont understand, Bulbasaur is much easier to train and will help you more along the way!"
"i watn teh Charmander!!"
"Er...are you sure? Bulbasaur is much better an-"
"I WATN TEH CHARMANDER!!"
"Uh...Well the thing is...we're out of Charmanders..."
"UR OUTTA CHARMANDERS!!! Wat kinda PKMN lab are u"
"Eh...the...legal kind...?"
A man in a black suit walked up, "Are you Leroy Maple?"
"Eh...eh..." Maple muttered nervously, "Oh look over there, its a convieniant distraction."
The man and N00bster turned. Nobody ever heard from Professor Maple again.n00bster grabbed the pokeball off the table and walked out the door, pumped to make it to PWN town for his first gym battle...
next chapter soon
