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betas are the same as rough drafts...>>

I liked this fic... very creative... =D
 
LOL, this will probably sound like a n00b-ish question, but what are the betas and all that?
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A beta is an editor who reads your work before it is posted.

Cute. It's a shame how true it is, though. o.o;;
 
lol...

The realism scares me. >=D I love it, Breezeh. It's just...so realistic and you captured it well. xD
 
O.O; It's so... scary. It was so realistic. o.o; Great job. xD

The different reviewing styles of the 'reviewers' were amusing too, and how you tried to make them as realistic as possible. xD

The only thing... I got a bit confused about which reviewer was #10, #13, et cetera. (#2 was stuck in my head though, lol) xD

A truly wonderful job. n__n
 
*giggles uncontrollably* Best. Fic. Ever. XD
 
After updating the sequel to this fic, I realized I never finished posting the rest of this fic here. Formatting in a pain though. ._.

I've realized that this fic would of been closed already if it were a real fic. Let's pretend that we don't have fanfic massacres though. Or we can pretend that this is another forum.

It's exactly like sppf. XP Joking.

...I'm gonna die for saying the forbid forum huh?

On another note, do you guys want me to put the usernames of the reviewers like I did in the sequels?

Enjoyeth.

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Author Boon
cheezers!!!! XDDD

Deer other writesr of PC fannyfiction forems,

*sniffles* ;_; Y muust u treet me so horreblie?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? im onlt tryin to haev a good tiem writing and then u tell me i suck?!?!?!?!?!?! learn some commen decensee pwease!!!!!

^__________________________________________^ OKAt! I'm teh better now!!!!!!!!!!!

I toook ur advise n put it n other prevew!!!!!!!!!!! WANNA C???!?!?!?!? I NO U DOOOOOO!!!! (haha, i go a singin!!!!!)

Jessica Sycamore woke up with the sun shining through her white satin curtains that hung from her open window. She yawned widely and jumped out of her bed, head turning slightly so she could take a quick glance at her alarm clock. With her heart racing, the girl screamed shrilly in fright as she dashed toward the bathroom to get ready for the upcoming day. "No! I'm going to be late!"

Of course you might want

in ahurry, jessica though on sum clothes and raceedd outta erhouse. "Oh gawd, oh gawd!!!!!" she said rushing outside her house towards the professors labs wich wuz a few yardsaway
she opened the door to teh lba and finded er 2 other rivalies they're!!!!!!!!

"not u to!!!!!". she asked?

"Thats write!' the otha grl said, smirk on her face. (WRYTE?.RIGHT?!. GET IT??!?!?! XDDDDDDDD)"imgonnaget the bestest poke'nom wile you, jessica get a yucky, icky one!!!!!!!!"

"Yay!!!!!! Mewz! ^________________^" screamed jessica as she through her arsm around her mother, pink and purple ball in hand.She let go of hre mom n straigtened out the wrinkles in her blue shirt also adjusting her pants fit snug around waist.

"Celebi is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOO.....*gasp* IOOOOOOOOOOOOO*sniffle* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*cheese!*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO beetttttteeeeerrrrrrr
r!!!!!!!!!!!" the boy whispered weakly.

"Is not," jessical explained.

"itsright, jirachic is." remarked the meany grl.

'so not true..." Shoted the boy.! 'i wub you jessica! your are the most purfectt grl in teh world!!!!!!!!!!!"

jessica pounted her temper rising "and who are you callin a it?!?!?!?!? but OMG!!!!!! boy.............. do u mean it??????"

boy Blushed, "well....................................... um............................."

:D Yaya!!!! isnt that mucho betteh?. but igots anothre question. *waves hand in teh air*

y u make parodies on me and the other "n00berz" of PC fanficion? we mean no harm.. :( we mean not to burn ur eyes or make you go the "ahhhhhh"_age. we just write to have funnerz! ^_^ n thats as wel ask. i dont wanna be a writer when i growup, i just wannawrite until i grow up. N other news, papa bear got me a dooggie! i name her confetti.

and home come you have fanfic massaacrres????????????? y cant we try agin?!?!?!?!?!?!?!~~~~

Supposrt teh shippign to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 LISTEAN TO MEE I SAY!!!!

I STILL LIKE TRESS TOO!!!! >.< SAY ANYTHIN ABUOT MY TREES N IL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND FEED IT TO MY DOGS!!!!!! MY DOGS LIke heads. ^____^ my dogs name is confetti..

'course ur guys stupid. I cant xpect much outta ya guys i guess.
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Reviewer # 11
Trainer

o.0 Dude ... You just copied reviewer # 1's example and used it in your preview. She used it to guide you and NOT for you to use!

:( That's not good. Not good at all.

Your grammar is atrocious along with your spelling and description. Even though you have gotten better (despite the fact that you did copy reviewer # 1), your description is still vague. Describe everything you see in your head because we're not mind readers and like hell I'm going to learn how just to read fanfiction.

Where did Professor Sycamore get these rare Pok?mon? Pok?mon just don't grow on trees after all.

Do you not realize the Mary-Sueness of Jessica? Not only does she have "the boy" fall in love with her in the first chapter randomly, she also has a Mew AND her mom is the professor. What joy.

Read fun little sticky threads at the top of the forum. In fact, read anything. Maybe you'll learn something. ;)
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Reviewer # 2
t3h un-bannaged! Can't stop me now!

Oh, I'll promise to be better reviewer # 5, just don't ban me again! ._. Honestly, why is an admin from a forum COMPLETELY opposite of fanfiction doing in fanfiction anyways! How was I to know that he was a mod?

Are you aware of your stupidity right now? I, for one, can't believe that you still continue to bitch at us for making fun of your fic. Want to know why I made a parody of fics like yours? Because obviously, you really need a slap back to reality to see how hard you suck monkey balls.

In shorter terms, it still sucks boob- I mean boon. Nah, I mean boob. Just like those saggy man ones. ;)
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Reviewer # 4
'?' see the face!~

Reviewer # 2 said:
How was I to know that he was a mod?
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Are you not aware of the pretty blue of of Reviewer #5, #2?

Listen to reviewer # 11. She know all. ;)
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Reviewer # 2:
I owneth your as-

Reviewer # 4 said:
Listen to reviewer # 11. She knows all. ;)
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Last time you said that reviewer # 1 knows all. Now you're saying that reviewer # 11 knows all. You know, why don't you stop kissing some reviewer ass AND ACTUALLY REVIEW FOR ONCE!
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Reviewer # 5:
Should I care?

Now, now Reviewer # 2, we don't want to be banned again do we. ;)

Boon, while you have improved somewhat with your latest preview, you still have much to work on. Firstly, describe what you see like reviewer # 11 said. Another bit of advice would be to read over your work, and see if it has any sentence fragments or run-ons. Reading it out loud is partically helpful for those who can't catch sentence errors.

And please try not to copy other people's examples for you next time.
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

Reviewer # 5 said:
Firstly, describe what you see like reviewer # 11 said.
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Wow! Look at that stick figure! It's so fantastically detailed! It's got a single head and everything! I must say, never have I seen such a beautiful picture weaved in my mind!

Honestly, idiots, why do we bother telling b00by n00by this helpful shit? He obviously is not going to take our advice let alone use it.
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Author boon
cheezers!!!! XDD

Im not a booby u meanee!!!!!!!!!!
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

I am not a booby you meanie!!!!!!!!!!
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Sure you aren't. Booby.
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Reviewer # 3
Booted Out - Don't be like me!

I am t3h unbannaged! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Poke'mon plushies for evry1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Reviewer # 3
Booted Out - Don't be like me!

He is not a b00by................... ur the booby # 2-ie! XPPPPPPP
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

My my, that's a lot of D's. Must be your report card.

Edit to your lastest post: Thank you. :D
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Reviewer # 3
Booted Out - Don't be like me!

Youre not vary nice 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ><!!!!!!!1
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Reviewer # 10
# 2's Robot XD

Now let's be nice reviewer # 2. We don't want to make him cry now. ;) Besides, I would shut up if I were you. Your first fic (if I recall) was practically like this if not a tad better.

Reviewer # 2 said:
Want to know why I made a parody of fics like yours?
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On another note, your n00b parody is not at all realistic. Not one newbie writer rights in 1337 talk, and, I might add, your fic is barely, if at all, funny. Period.

Idiot. :D
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

That's right, my first fic WAS better than this fic as in "never, in all my years of reviewing, have I read something more crappy than this". :D I PWNT you # 10! Bow down to your creator! :D
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Reviewer # 10
# 2's Robot XD

Whatever 2 lol.
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

That's right. Never question your creator.
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Reviewer # 10
# 2's Robot XD

That is so spam.
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

So is that.
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Reviewer # 10
# 2's Robot XD

And that.
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Reviewer # 3
Booted Out - Don't be like me!

PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!!!!!!!! =D Lets get down with the Mankey tonite!!!!!! XDDDDD
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Reviewer # 2:
I owneth your as-

^ --; And that.
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Reviewer # 5
Do I care?

It's both spam, GET OVER IT. I should ban you over that # 2 since you're already on thin ice. I'm also ashamed of you 10, I thought you would have more common sense than to spam like that.

As for you # 3 . . . Since I've noticed you spamming on other forums besides this one, tell everyone in Banville I say hello. :)
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Reviewer # 10
# 2's robot XD

Reviewer # 5 said:
I'm also ashamed of you 10, I thought you would have more common sense than to spam like that.
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Oh, come now 5, you know that I never get to have fun here with all the reviews I have to do. Can't a reviewer just have fun for once even though it's bad? :)

But okay, I'll go proper.

As many above me have stated, it is not right to copy someone else's work and use it for your own benefit. You'll find it much more satisfactory if you write your own work. Also, be glad that # 1 is on vacation other he'd probably- nah, I won't spoil the surprise. ~.^

As for what you actual wrote, needless to say that you still need help. For the love of humanity, get a proofreader/beta! I have heard that # 6 is beta-ing your fic but it doesn't seem like it so either use her proofread version of your story or find a new proofreader (in all honesty, while 6 does know the basics of grammar and she knows how to write just enough description, she's still rather vague. Her lack of sentence structure and character development just makes my weep in my sleep, and let's not even get into her desperate attempts at literary devices). I specifically recommend reviewer #'s 14 and/or 15. :)

Description has gotten better but it's still vague. Close your eyes and imagine what you want your readers to see and write that down.

As for the characters . . . do I dare tackle that? Nah, we'll let another reviewer do that. ;)

Better # 5?
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

Reviewer # 10 said:
Reviewer # 5 said:
I'm also ashamed of you 10, I thought you would have more common sense than to spam like that.
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Oh, come now 5, you know that I never get to have fun here with all the reviews I have to do. Can't a reviewer just have fun for once even though it's bad? :)
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Of course not! Shame on you reviewer # 10! *slaps you* You're programmed to only crit the shit outta fics, and what's this? You go against my orders! After everything I taught you! You make your creator cry at night. :(

Characters. Mary-sues. Nuff said.
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Reviewer # 12
Whoamg

I'll comment on characters # 10. You're grounded for being bad like # 2 said! =P

Ten year-olds falling in love eh? What's the world coming to? I mean come on boon! It's common sense that ten year-olds don't fall in love, especially in five seconds! Stupid boy. Stupid Jessica.

And this random, biznatchy girl . . . What's up with her? Who shoved a stick up her arse? Why is the rival always biznatchy like her? You writers sometimes . . .

Needless to say that Jessica is, in fact, a major Mary-Sue. She has a Mew, her mom is the professor, she already has someone in love with her.

Stick to reality kid. Wake up from your fancy, little perfect dream and smell the fresh air which probably smells horribly like BO and car oil. >=D
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Author boon
cheezers!!!! XDDD

Reviewer # 12 said:
Needless to say that Jessica is, in fact, a major Mary-Sue.
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her name is jessica not mary-sue!!!!!!! ^____^ Silly revuewers!!!!!!
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Reviewer # 2:
I owneth your as-

boobie!!! said:
her name is jessica not mary-sue!!!!!!! ^____^ Silly revuewers!!!!!!
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... I'm actually speechless for once.
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Reviewer # 12
Whoamg

o0 Ditto that # 2. I know that her name is Jessica boon. I'm saying that Jessica is like that of a perfect character. Author lingo for a perfect character is called a "Mary-Sue" or "Gary-Stu" (if it's a boy).
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Reviewer # 13
Booted Out - Don't be like me!

Guess who's back!!!!?!?!?!?!!!!!!! back Again!!!!!!!!! # 3's back!!!!!!!!!!!! tell a friend!!!!!!!!!! yah!!!!!!!! let's Medicham it!!!!!
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Reviewer # 5
Do I care?

Evade ban # 3/13. Now you're a permanent resident of Banville! Great job!

And yes, # 10, much better. :)
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Reviewer # 6
Smile like you mean it!

;o; How dare you say I suck at writing and beta-ing # 10! You told me that my story was fine the way it was! I also know the basics of grammar and that's all that boon needs to work on right now anyways!

And yes, my version of his fic is much better but he refuses to use it. I'm not too sure why though. He's rather stubborn, stating that he'd rather improve by himself.
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Reviewer # 5
Do I care?

Well, boon's a brave writer then. Not many would post what they have without having it beta-ed even though it's not the greatest of fics out there both plot and grammatical wise.

Of course though boon, you should use 6's beta-ed version.
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Reviewer # 10
# 2's Robot XD

Reviewer # 6 said:
;o; How dare you say I suck at writing and beta-ing # 10! You told me that my story was fine the way it was! I also know the basics of grammar and that's all that boon needs to work on right now anyways! I thought we were friends...
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Whoa, I never said you sucked at writing and beta-ing 6! I would never say anything like that! Yes, you do know the basics of writing and yes, I know that what's boon needs dire help in but sometimes, n00b fics like these need more . . . how do I say this? More advanced beta-ing I suppose. The other fics that you beta usually only have the misusage of commas or the minor typo here and there, nothing this . . . horrendously messy.

And we're still friends. I hope.
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Reviewer # 6
Smile like you mean it!

Oh, I'm sorry 10! I misunderstood! Forgive me.
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Reviewer # 14
*throw rocks at boys*

Yeah, yeah, you're both friends, moving on. =P Aw, you know I love you both despite both of your stupidity. ^^

Have we heard of a wonderful thread called "Advice for Aspiring Authors" (despite the fact that prolly no new writer knows what aspiring means)? It's a fantastic thing that points out different areas of writing such as plots, characters and much more. I suggest you check it out boon.

Also, reading other fics such as reviewer # 20's fic "Traces of Silver" or # 2's fic (once you get passed his arrogance ;) ) "Dance of the Shadows" would also help develop your own grammar/plot by mimicking their style (and not copying their fic btw).

If you would like another proofreader boon, I'm always happy to help. # 10 recommends me! XD
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Reviewer # 15
Oh Crap Mankeys!

Me too. Along with my wonderful pair-up # 14, I also beta fics with her. I am just a humble servant for writers.

I do wonder where Professor Sycamore got these legendaries along with the fact why the boy (how come he's called the boy and not a name? Are we in the Harry Potter world?) just randomly fell in love with her. Boy also can hold his breath for a long time because of that "SOOOOO~" thing. o.0 Rather scary.

You did ask why we make parodies on n00b fics right? In my honest opinion, I think it's for n00b writers to learn a thing about what their fic looks like through that of an experienced writer's eyes.
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Reviewer # 16
Booted Out - Don't be like me!

WHOAMG!!!!!! Its # 3/13 again!!!!!! :D :D :D :D !!! I haunt-er you're forums!!!!!!! CANT CATCH ME, CANT CATCH ME!!!!!! XDDDDDDD
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

Uh oh! You need to get-ic him 5! Dew-gong as I say! You're slow-bro!
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Reviewer # 5:
Do I care?

Lol # 2.

*perma-bans # 3/13/16* Now, I know I shouldn't say this but when evading a ban, YOU DON'T SAY IT'S YOU. Geez . . . Great job on getting another comp user banned from this forum.

kthnxbai
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Reviewer # 10
# 2's robot XD

It's rather scary that he comes back . . .
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Reviewer # 5
Do I care?

Yeah well, this world is filled of morons. Example: This thread. But let us hope that all of us learn something today.
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

Crappy fics get more reviewers? That's what I learned today! I also learned that my robot, # 10, is rebelling against me! She's horrible! ><
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Reviewer # 4
'?' see the face?

Listen to # 5, # 3/13/16 if your still here! He knows all. :) Please don't spam guys, k?
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

Now that's a mini mod.
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Reviewer # 5:
Do I care?

Point taken # 2, point taken.

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Wow, so spammy yet the reviewers don't get banned for it except # 3. o.0 Horribly unrealistic at points but meh, as long as it's funny. I had to re-write this chapter at least four times since it kept getting erased or my comp wouldn't save it and all this crap. It was funnier the first time I wrote this but . . . meh.

Does anyone else know anymore review types? I know I need to nail down the hardcore concrits still . . . Maybe rater reviewers that say 1/5 for effort? No?

LaTeR dAyZ!
 
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