And you are..?

[lloebet]

IN this you tell us who you are and what you like to do but...make it distorted.
Follow PC rules >:K
Heres an example: Hi my names Stalker McCreep and i like to watch you while you sleep.

 

[Arenax Seventhian]

Hi my name is Bandit Keith, and I'm an American! (like that?)

 

[lloebet]

Yes yes but you must make it crazy 8D
Hi my names Sir Cus and i work at...a circus :D

 

[WillPowerPedro]

I am Destiny Bond and I like to take others around with me!

 

[lloebet]

I am a snorlax and i like to block people's path!

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

I am ShinyUmbreon and I like to kill Skitty's. Wanna know why? Because I hate cats and I hate Skitty but I do not know why.

 

[Limanya]

I aM gAmZeE mAkArA.
WhEn I'm OuT oF sOpOr PiE...
kneel.
I SAID KNEEL.
why aren't you obeying?
I AM A HIGHBLOOD.
kneel.
KNEEL BEFORE THE HIGH SUBJUGGLATOR.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I am a snorlax and i like to block people's path!

I think you saw me around earlier! I am going to use this quote, except I really don't like blocking paths. I pick a spot other than a path and then sleep there.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

I am Magikarp and I like to suck.

 

[lloebet]

Hi im hazama i see two kids playing i cut off ones arm then kidnap the sister.