April Daily Chit Chat

[Kylie-chan]

I was... er... not taking it seriously? I'm not that dense.

 

[Simon]

No, Simon, go take your screwed up imprinting experiment to someone who cares. ;D

Imprinting experiment? Oh no, honey. I was just wondering if you would take the credit for giving birth to this abomination.

And what the hell do you mean by "imprinting experiment?"

 

[Kylie-chan]

...don't ask. And as if I'd take credit for giving birth to you.

 

[Simon]

...don't ask. And as if I'd take credit for giving birth to you.

Any mother would be proud of THIS.

 

[Kylie-chan]

I'm not a mother, though.

 

[Simon]

I'm not a mother, though.

But you're being offered the job.

 

[Kylie-chan]

I'm declining the job. No further correspondence on the matter shall be entered into.

 

[Simon]

I'm declining the job. No further correspondence on the matter shall be entered into.

Lame. I'll just pester someone else with it later then.

 

[Kylie-chan]

Go bug Jack to be your mother or something.

 

[Jack O'Neill]

Go bug Jack to be your mother or something.

...The hell, Kylie?! Why are you betraying me to that...thing?! >O

 

[Kylie-chan]

You're the one who implied I was dense ;o We're even now!

 

[Simon]

Jack, you need not worry. You're hardly mother material, although if you were to be my mother, the constant gunslinging might explain a few things.

 

[Jack O'Neill]

Constant gunslinging explains what now? O.o;

 

[Simon]

Constant gunslinging explains what now? O.o;

My...hatred for people? Why the hell would I know? I just thought that exposing a child to such things would screw them up a bit.

 

[Kylie-chan]

You'd have to be gunslinging if you were the mother of Simon.

 

[Simon]

You'd have to be gunslinging if you were the mother of Simon.

Yeah...god knows what I try to her at night.

......I mean...kill her...not...that...

 

[Kylie-chan]

No... s/he'd just get really stressed x-x

 

[Simon]

See...I was considering asking Chibi, but that would make Jack my grandfather.

 

[Candelyce]

See...I was considering asking Chibi, but that would make Jack my grandfather.

..... I don't Chibi wants that, btw, what's your email address? *Pokes him*

 

[Simon]

..... I don't Chibi wants that, btw, what's your email address? *Pokes him*

That's none of your friggin' concern.