Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.....Again!!

[viridian doubletongue]

Booming.

Where can I get some invisible socks?

 

[diarugapal]

Oh, that's easy! In your drawers!

Why is everyone someone in L.A.?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Because someone can't be no one.

Why did I give up ROM hacking?

 

[Klonoa]

Because it made Utada Hikaru cry!
Why arent sharpies illegal?

 

[diarugapal]

Because if they were, Sharpedos will rule the world!

How come humans aren't made out of metal?

 

[Klonoa]

I dont know Im not one!(kidding)
How do keyboards work?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

By magic.

How can someone generate gravity?

 

[Auron]

Generating it.

How can the planets move around the Sun ??

 

[Klonoa]

Because the Sun said if you come towards me I will give you some Cheetos.
Why do carpets stay on the ground?

 

[Auron]

Because they're Ground-Type Furniture ^_^

Why the stars are called stars ??

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Because they are called stars...

Why don't doors open lengthways?

 

[Auron]

Because they're too lazy to do that.

Why the ice creams aren't hot ??

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Because they would melt.

Where am I?

 

[Auron]

In the Universe, maybe ??

Why humans can't fly ??

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Because we're too heavy.

Why can't penguins fly?

 

[Auron]

Because they prefer swimming.

And why they prefer swimming ??

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Because it's fun.

What has the smell sense of a dog & the vision of an eagle?

 

[Auron]

A dogagle ??

Why you think the Net was born ??

 

[viridian doubletongue]

40 AC.

What's small, brown, & furry?

 

[Auron]

Small, brown & furry ??

Swinub ??

What is big, small, fat and thin ??