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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.....Again!!

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No, but I believe in space mutants.

Are you real?
 
I don't know, let me pinch myself...nope i'm fake.

How many Slowpokes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 
None, because there aren't enough.

Why can computers be mobile?
 
Because they developed legs.

Why computers can't drink tea ??
 
Because they eat tea.

Why do I have twisties in front of me?
 
Because you are dizzy.

Do you think everybody need oil ??
 
Because green was already taken.

Why am I awake?
 
Because they are not owls.

Why do people delete things?
 
Because...I dunno.

Do you believe in the Pastafari Religion ??
 
No because I'm too young~

Are you frightened of the dark?~
 
Um, with a dog~

Why haven't PNG's ruled the world yet?
 
Because they don't show properly in the Baldur's Gate games, of course.

Why is it that some people just don't understand the concept of grammar?
 
Because they didn't go to school.

Why in some many games, when the main character faints, the game is over ??
 
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