Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Pokemon Style!)

[Timbjerr]

*plays the pok?flute*

Why are gym badges shiney?

 

[?H?ϧ]

Because the are rusty! Duhuh!

Why does a Blastoise have cannons on its back?

 

[ryrygt]

you know wut, ?H?ϧ, blastoise is just a little kid inside. kids love to play with water guns, so one day blastoise bought two big cannons and strapped them on in his shell, and ever since that day all blastoise strapped cannons on their shell, except for one of the blastoise, but he died...

is that the way the cookie crumbles, i'm bruce noland?

 

[?H?ϧ]

What ta heck do you mean?

Why does Charizard have wings???

 

[Timbjerr]

So it can act all dragony and go around confusing n00bs into thinking he is a dragon-type.

Why isn't there a fire/dragon type?

 

[?H?ϧ]

Because all Pokemon are Water types!

What are thoes red huge things on a Salamence?

 

[IceKitten]

Radishes from the prince of the big cheese, but he asked permission from his pet Chimecho's brother's sister's niece's father's kitten, after understanding kitten language.

Who is the Chimecho's uncle?

 

[Eliana]

chimuncle! LOL!
why did thee spearow refuse to eat the apple?

 

[Eliana]

lol i answered it allreayd XD because he went on the roller coaster
why did pichu run the marathon?

 

[Timbjerr]

to exercise his endurance

Why do Scyther and Kabutops have the same type of hands?

 

[ryrygt]

cuz a kabutops is a ditto that tried to turn into a scyther, but it wasn't powerful enough

who is the mole?

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by the way

is that the way the cookie crumbles, i'm bruce noland?

that was from bruce almighty

 

[Timbjerr]

Diglett is the mole.

Why are Omanyte/Kabuto/Aerotactyl counted as pok?mon if they're supposed to be extinct?

 

[ryrygt]

if you were extinct wouldn't you still want some love, yes.

aren't pikachu's so over-rated?

 

[?H?ϧ]

Yeah! It is SO overated! It is the most overated Pokemon of all time!!!

Do I use TM24 to catch a Pokemon??

 

[ryrygt]

It depends...do you use your phone to make a call?

are you gonna brush up?
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btw your trainer cards are funny weird with those fused pokemon lol

 

[?H?ϧ]

I don't really know! I'll think about it when I'm in Heaven??

Why did Ash catch a Caterpie?

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Thanx -_'

 

[ryrygt]

now that's not the question you should be asking my friend.

The real question is....WHY DID HE RELEASE BUTTERFREE AND ALL OF HIS OTHER GOOD POKEMON!!!!!!!!!

 

[Da_Green_Teddy]

Because he was stoned at the time :laugh:

Why did the pidgey cross the road?

 

[ryrygt]

he was in newyork city where pidgeons thrive so he crossed the road in hope of a new bird master, but along came this stupid boy and he said, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY", THEN HE CHOCKED THE POOR BIRD AND DIED...why he did it....no one knows.......except me :sleeping: but i aint a telling :badsmile

*edit* sorry i forgot a question cuz i got so caught up in the answer

 

[rayquaza master z]

neaither do I

Y did i chock the bird