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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Pokemon Style!)

because it was abandoned as a child

why dose dragonite have wings?
 
Beacuse its DragonNight...

Why does Mareep aint hip?
 
because it ate a pokeball
why don't pokemon talk?
 
because gyarados is green (duh!)

Why dont exist a pkmn named John?
 
because all the pokemon at pokemon school would bully him!

Why dose pikachu start with a p?
 
because P comes from Jolt (duh again)

Why does Wartotle is a War Tortle?
 
because its a great cook!

Whys pokemon spelt with a p?
 
because P have sound of K!

Why does Jolteon is an eletric type?
 
because it got hit by a batery when it was small

Whys gary spelt nearly like gray
 
Because he is gay, hehe...

Why does Jirachi is a Wish Maker?
 
because he got lost on the way to the shops

whats dose staryu look like?
 
on a small planet called idunno sevral galexys away!

pokemon and people talk with each other how?
 
They fart in front one of the other maiing cool sounds

Wazzup with Brock's eyes?
 
he never opens them because he dun't need to because he has a girl sence that is all he needs

Why do pokemon games cost money?
 
cuz Game Freak people wants to buy a frying pan

Why does Wallace looks like a gay?
 
because he is!

whys brock splet brock?
 
cuz Rhydon is a water type (duh!)

Why does Eevee is a fighting type?
 
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