Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Pokemon Style!)

[IceKitten]

Because it wants to evolve into jfnvuubvuvbbvbyix

How many pieces of cheese does it take?

 

[Ninetales1]

To do what, build a cheese monument in Donut City?

What's the purpose of the design on Xatu's body?

 

[lil' jose]

To eat its pizza parasites

Why does mew32948457982745094735 want to blow mew up?

 

[Cyndaquil]

Because it want to look at itself.

Why does Brock like Brunos Pokemon?

 

[Toothache]

Cos Bruno is secretly a Rock type trainer :-p

How much Sudowoodo could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck Sudowoodo?

 

[Timbjerr]

it can't chuck a sudowoodo, cuz Sudowoodo isn't chuckable O_o

If Lance was a superhero, what would his superpower be?

 

[Cyndaquil]

Pokeball-bombarding... ^^

Why is not Lance bored for staying at the same little place in infinine time in the E4!? (Had always wondered that! :P

 

[Timbjerr]

Cuz he brought magazines to read...

who is Mew's daddY?

 

[Cyndaquil]

Mewtwo... Or not, Mewtwo is her's son, or... or... eh, Lance! ^^

Who is Mewtwo's daddy? :P

 

[Jeremy]

Mewthree! The attractive sister's cousin's roommate of Mew4.0!

Uhh is Pok?mon legal?

 

[lil' jose]

No it is just like drugs.

Is Homestar Runner a pokeman?

 

[PichuSecretBase]

No he's a Digimon!

Will Almond From Magical Pokemon Journey marry Ash?

 

[lil' jose]

Yeah man!

Is pokemon proffeser pikakachu a toyokamon?

 

[Cyndaquil]

No, it's a Ditto transformed into a Pikakachu...

How many magazines does Lance brought with him?

 

[igtica]

Enough to keep up on the recent fashion updates.

Why does Prof. Oak like cheese and tea?

 

[Cyndaquil]

I asked how many magazines Lance broght with him, not anything other... <.<
But your answer: Because Gary don not...

How many magazines does Lance brought with him?

 

[ryrygt]

this many (holds up fingers)

is pikachu or bulbasaur or aipom part of the snarf, me, and the twins club?

 

[Cyndaquil]

No, because Pikachu, Bulbasaur and Aipom are not the same type...

Why does not Lance brough more magazines than 10?

 

[+el_pal]

Because Lance doesn't know what the next number after ten is.

Why does Lance not know what the next number after ten is?

 

[lil' jose]

Cause his dragonite never taught him!

WHy is pudding resemble muk?