Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

It's square,flat,...and Shiney!!
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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar!?
 
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did i do it?
 
Because it was fun^^
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Why are the stuffed animals staring at me?
 
Cause their eyes were made to stare at you

Are their creators that evil?
 
*spies on creators*Creators:We have figured out the perfect way to spy on people we simply put a tiny picture into the eyes of stuffed animals, Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Nope they're not evil at all,they're just having a nice coversationXP
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Are there 4 or 5 chickens in my hat?
 
4 or 5? i thought i saw a hundred!!!

Why did i think i saw a hundred?
 
There weren't 100 chickens in my hat....really!XD
...How did you know!?
 
because the elephant wouldn't fit
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What was that what?
 
The bird
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Can monkeys fly?
 
Nope, but I bet the monkeys have
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What havn't I heard of it?
 
Cause she doesnt know how

Why doesnt she know?
 
Because the lions live in space.
Why do you feel cold when you feel warm?
 
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