Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer!

No, no ,no. For the last time the answer is, marshmellows.

Mustard?
 
No. Ketchup.

Are potatoes supposed to be purple? *holds up a purple potato*
 
Just glue it to your head and you'll find out eventualy. o_O

When will the dancing pickels be here?
 
After they have destroyed Spontaneous Acts of Randomness.

Why is my mom breathing down my neck? o_O
 
Because your mother is really a disguised dancing pickel who is trying to chew your head off ^^

Why are some people afraid of Cradily?
 
Yes he was a nice man, even though he didn't taste sweet enough.

Why am I sitting on my chair getting brainwashed by a person with a fox for an avatar?
 
Because you have nothing better to do?

Who is this fox avatar person you speak of?(XD)
 
The person I was speak about is the one who asked the stupid question I am answering right now and she asked the stupid question because I asked a stupid question and you didn't have anything better to... no wait, that wasn't right... whatever.

Why does that giant man eating plant called Cradily have to be so cute?
 
Because you cannot... resist... the cute... carnivorous plant... *gets head bitten off*

Is what she says true?
 
What she says is most certainly true *gets his head bitten off too* aww ain't that cradily cute, chomping everyone's head of like that who could resist that adorable smile?

Why aren't I wearing any socks?
 
You are a hobbit and therefore have hairy feet. Thus, you do not need socks.

Don't I have a life?
 
What kind of question is that? Of course you don't have a life XD (of course I'm joking)

Should I get back my soul that I sold for 2 euros last week?
 
Nope. You can live without it. You'll just be a braindead zombie for the rest of eternity.

D'you think there's a higher meaning behind post-its?
 
But of course. How else could the sun rise every morning?

So...do you know what I mean, eh? Eh? *Nudge**Nudge**Wink**Wink*
 
Well, I don't have a wife, but she'd probaly like photography ^^

Do you happen to know that there is a piece of dirt on my fork?
 
does anyone know why rice is white
 
Sorry, I missed that part of the speech.

Do you think that there's meaning to life???
 
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