Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer!

[darkgamerGS]

Because I can't be you, and neither can you, so nobody's you, except for you
What do you put at the end of a question?

 

[GodofPH]

Ummm, I think you put a dog at the end of a question

why are we humans here on Earth?

 

[Yuna-chan]

Cause mars was already taken.

Why does soda fizz?

 

[Amy-chan]

Because the gravitational pull of the moon makes it fizz.

Why did we break up?

 

[Yuna-chan]

Because.... *has no idea*

When was there something to break up from in the first place?

 

[midnightmyuu]

when the worm wiggled

how does a mushroom sing?

 

[Dogboy2709]

a singing mushroom? Where?

*burp*Why*burp*do*burp*I*burp*keep*burp*burping*burp*?
Translation: Why do I keep burping?

 

[GodofPH]

Because you angered a gypsy who then placed a burping curse on you!

How come the Ninja Pirates won't come to my house when I summon them?

 

[Kid Frost]

why is shrek fat and green

 

[PrinceOfDarkness]

because Shrek wants to be the new Jolly Green "Giant" XD

Why does Johnny only like Old School Slipknot

 

[Dogboy2709]

I have no clue

why don't I have off on monday?

 

[Amy-chan]

Because the board of education is ebil. :(

Board? Is that a plank?

 

[Dogboy2709]

yes. it's the plank that Jhonny 2 x 4 carries around. on ed, edd, and eddy.

how do i post a reply?
(try to ask a stupider Question then that!)

 

[allen95]

hoo inventid money and candy

 

[viridian doubletongue]

The god of all things great.

What does this button do?

 

[Dogboy2709]

no don't prees that *Thread explosies* it's the threads self-desturct button

is a gameboy food?

 

[Rai]

Yes! *eats one*

Do cats wear socks? O.o;;

 

[Dogboy2709]

yes. *puts socks on my cat*

can pok?mon talk like humans? (excluding meowth from team rocket)

 

[Rai]

No. They are too dumb.

Who's there? O.o;;;;;

 

[Yuna-chan]

It's me!

Why does this thread get more insane by the post?