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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer!

About as bad as an oystern needs a rope for mountain climbing.
Do you not hear the howling?
 
I can't hear you over the howling.



Wy does 2+2 equal 4?
 
Because the great venusaur in the sky does.

WHY did Pikachu poke Dragons with a large Dragon-nonexistence stick?
 
Because it didn't work on Banettes.
Now does not maybe or because. Who was right?
 
The little guy named Chuck who resides in your brain cavity.

Why is Alter afraid of Banettes?
 
Because of Pikachu and the large Dragon-nonexistence stick.

Why do I spell Dragon with a capital D?
 
Becuase Linoone likes edible Pokeballs.

Where did Oikachu get a large Dragon-nonexistence stick?
 
From the giant gold fish in the sky.

Where did the giant gold fish in the sky come from?
 
Because you defy the laws of physics.

Why did Cloud get a name change?
 
Because the giant goldfish in the sky wished it to be so.

Why did I invent the word 'Scarydragonisticute'?
 
Because the great meaty taco of Sea World wanted you to.

Why does Banette creep out a lotta peoples?
 
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