Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer!

[THIRTY-SIX]

c, the only letter not in my name hehehe
wanna watch bleach with me?
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[pikachu2460]

a bleach??? as in the one where people burp? :P

 

[viridian doubletongue]

That's a likely story!

Can you fall off a cliff without dying?

 

[pikachu2460]

yes you can!! just fall off the first rock on the bottom of the cliff :P

heres a real puzzle: Whats the two words thay rhyme for "randomly distributed pieces of paper spaghetti"? (EX: overweight feline would be fat cat, sour love would be tart heart etc...)

 

[viridian doubletongue]

spaghetti(all over the place) etti.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor?

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

throw him over board before he puke anymore
can we get a ride with you?
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[eX.A.K.R.]

No - go wait for bus 25 or 151 instead.

What is the Symphonic Medley made of?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Loads of symphonys.

How do you turn cheese into gold?

 

[pikachu2460]

spaghetti(all over the place) etti.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor?

that is very close, but no

Loads of symphonys.

How do you turn cheese into gold?

well first you sell the cheese, and buy two atoms of gold!! yay your rich!

 

[Shiny Meganium]

Erm, you forgot your question.

Anyway, why does cheese smell so nice?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

because first god said LET THERE BE LIGHT!!! & there was but then he said LET THERE BE SOMETHING THAT TASTES GOOD & IS CALLED CHEESE!!! & there you go.

Why do I insist on posting long winded posts?

 

[Alter Ego]

Because shortwinding is an unforgivable sin and would require a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle.

Why is six afraid of seven? o.O

 

[viridian doubletongue]

because seven eight a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle.

Where is the lunatic?

 

[Alter Ego]

Gee, I dunno...but take a look in the mirror and you'll find him soon enough. XD

Did I forget to ask a question again?

 

[MAR Heaven]

Dancing in the rain with Bob

Why is Sam so mean to me?

 

[Alter Ego]

Because Sam is really an alien invader, bent on absorbing your live matter with his tentacles and draining your bodily fluids through his huge, suction-cupped mouth. O_O

Is it a conspiracy?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Only as much as the Kennedy assination conspiracy.

Did we really land on the moon?

 

[Dogboy2709]

no we made it look like we were landing on the moon.

is the WWW really Evil?

 

[Cloud_boy]

Only when I say so.
Why do mice like cheese?

 

[pikachu2460]

Because cheese dont like mice :P

what do you call an overweight crab?