Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer!

Sorry, he's the next house over.

Will you bring him his mail? I keep getting it...
 
You look like...a post in a thread on a forum.

Where does the time go?
 
It's another Nosepass flying at mach 97979789798 (o.o).

Why do I love asking such odd mathematical formulas?
 
Because you stink at everything else!XD Man,I'm just playing,okay?

Where does every stupid flys go?
 
I don't know that guy. XD

Where is my refrigerator? I am inclined to belive that it has run away, but perhaps you could give me some pointers.
 
In space, orbiting another star 151 million light years away.

Polka dots?
 
Oh yes, I use them while playing Poker.
Why did the chicken cross the runway when the plane was about to land?
 
Because chickens have perfected the art of being run over since 1985! ^o^

Did you know that some people have also perfected the art of hitting moving cars and rolling off so they can make money from lawsuits? =o
 
.... How did you know how I make a living? O.O

What is that static noise in the background?
 
The noise that speaks to me everyday, telling me to tell you that it thinks you eat way too many oranges. XD

Do you hear that? O.O
 
Yet another Nosepass flying at mach 95789475 (o.o); when will they stop?

Why is Dragonair over there?
 
Becuase it is a high and mighty Dragon.

Why was Cipher so mean to this Charizard?
*link removed*
 
Because their business 'Cipher Pies' was going out of business, so they had to resort to making Shadow Pokemon.

How does the computer survive in its natural habitat?
 
They worship cradily every single night.

Why did cradily walk over the road?
 
To get to the other side, obviously.

If origami foxes invaded town in the middle of the night, how many people were going to Saint Ives?
 
A hard question, but I have to say it will take five dunsparces to change a light ball o_O

Why was the pathetic green lump called rayquaza ever created?
 
Because it's his job to save the Care Bears from the Care N'ers.

Why are you looking at me that way? O.o
 
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